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Knight Commander of the Order

Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month October 2012

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Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ

And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template.

Winner in September 2011

Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month March 2011

Useless Gobshite of the Month Award Useless Gobshite of the Month March 2010

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This person is a Grand Prize winner of the 1st Article Whisperer Competition (2010), which they won for their article: Battle of Grunwald

Ve haff rekorded your viße decision to pürchase der Mutter - Mein Endlosung collectible doll und are überjoyed to be able to inform you dat as a reßült you haff earned der gratitude of der Party.

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cs-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Czech.

ja-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese.

se-4This user speaks Simple English at a near-native level.

enr-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Engrish.

eo-This user does not speak Esperanto and furthermore believes Esperanto to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Esperanto.

es-0This user does not understand Español and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

de-This user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school.

de-This user does not speak Deutsch and furthermore believes Deutsch to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Deutsch.

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pika-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pikachu.

This user is from wonderful Poland
...and is out to get your teen daughter!
(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)
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This user created Battle of Grunwald, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.
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"We're after your children and pets."
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£££ This user is a libertarian, so he prefers chicks that shave their armpits (or guys that were introduced to the toothbrush).

In addition to about of 230 articles on Polish Nonsensopedia, I contributed those articles on THIS Uncyclopedia:

  1. Gridiron football
  2. Mark Robinson (cricketer) (featured: 19/12-20/12 2010 on Main page; with Under user)
  3. UnNews:Bangladesh blames economists: Dolar was not strong enough for Zimbabwe!
  4. Kingdom of the Two Sicilies
  5. UnNews:Riots in Poland: We want promised miracles!
  6. UnNews:Seventeen baseball players arrested in Poland; Cubans are shocked
  7. HowTo:Be a Good Catholic
  8. UnNews:USA successfully invades Poland
  9. UnNews:Gary Kirsten introduces sex as new training technique for Indian cricket team
  10. Michael Holding
  11. Robert Mugabe's Cricket Almanac
  12. Polish language
  13. UnNews:2009 why didn't anyone think of that before award, awarded‎
  14. Check If You Are The Polackophob!
  15. UnNews:Arbeit hat nicht frei gemacht
  16. Why?:It's worth learning Bahasa Indonesia
  17. TurboDymoMan
  18. Ski jumping
  19. UnNews:Volcanic mess in Europe is all Obama's fault
  20. UnNews:Slovakia had better crazed gunman than Poland
  21. Battle of Grunwald (featured: 6/11-7/11 2010 on Main page; with some help of Romartus)
  22. User:Ptok-Bentoniczny/UnNews:2010 why didn't anyone think of that before award, awarded
  23. 33 miners were buried underground (2 pts. in PLS 2011)
  24. UnBooks:Barack Obama's Economic Strategy
  25. Eabhai
  26. Ѧ
  27. UnNews:Polish President announces week of national mourning
  28. UnNews:British nordic combined skier chosen 'the biggest fail of FIS WC'
  29. British ski jumpers
  30. UnNews:Polish Language Council's orthographic fail
  31. UnNews:Fuss during debate over pension system in Poland
  32. UnScripts:Waiting for Breivik (featured: 12/09-13/09 2011 on Main Page; voteded 12-0; with some help of Romartus (similar to the Battle of Grunwald article))
  33. Alternative legal systems (featured: 06/10-09/10 on Main Page; voted 12.5-2; 2nd article in TOP 3 of October 2012)
  34. UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik 2: The Breifist (featured: 30/09-03/10 2012 on Main Page; voted 12.5-2; some photos of Romartus)
  35. Anders Breivik