User:Silent Penguin

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
Did you know...
You can edit this page, i'm watching you!
The deformed Me


grr.................hurmf..................................f*cking peg, who did that, with flipping superglue aswell. Im never gonna get it off now, yeah really funny, what am i supposed :to do now? I do eat you know. Member Of the Order? What im not a number, im a penguin! Oh wait i am a number,, gutted, im more important. Hay at least i cant peck you, i Hear it's pritty nasty. Label me, how dare they, nice M though.

Have I pissed you off?[edit]

For Silent Penguin Direct, dial 0800 85826288, Free! to get aboslutly no compensation. Alternativly, go here to moan at a brick wall. Thank you, your complaint will not be noted.

gallery o' crap[edit]

In No Particular Order

perhaps they should be in an order, pah, too much effort, i'll jumble them around every so oftern.

Commander of the Order
45px-Illogicopedia.png Penguin Silent Penguin also goes to the Illogicopedia wiki. Therefore, they are BALLLRRRGGAG awesome.
Apprentice-pc.jpg This user is an Apprentice in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned a modest amount of respect. Ask this user about joining!
Hanshaketiny.jpg This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

This space for rent, bargin at £10 PCM.
This Template is abandened for fear of roudy tenants moving in nextdoor.
This user is a native speaker of Incorrect English.
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
This user works at the cheasel factory and has earn't 4 cheasels.
This Template sucks because it is still under construction.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Please wash template in warm soapy water after use.
A Lemon, yummy.
Humanrindslogo.gif This user is sponsored by Glagnar's Human Rinds, "Its a Cruncha, muncha, buncha human!"

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer
...jolly good, wot?!
(British Uncyclopedians)
Mah This user is a member of the Voter Apathy Party, or maybe not, he is not really that bothered.
This user testified to the lord above, brother! They told of the wonders Vote for me! gave them.

Images you have me to thank for[edit]

writing up[edit]

Yay you made it to the end. What did you expect, some sort of novel or what? i couldnt be bothered!


Did you know...
that this table of contents is useless down here, now that you've read the whole page?

I'll just leave you with these words...

DNA Unteletext Unweather Spork Honda IMO Underwear Underwear Enigma Code Download now! Passive Drinking IQ:Sample test Yet Another Useless Article User:Silent Penguin/templates Large Text