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I like throwing poooooooooo!

This is a lie. I lied.

I lied about lying about lying.

Gay sex we will have, young padawan.

Gun beats iPod any day.

I am an enigma

You will never know who I am. All you know is that my pseudonym is Sluggy X.

Sigmund Freud's theory of train sexuality

Sigmund Freud, well known for theories on sexuality, also had something about trains. It is illustrated by the diagram. (Below)

Sigmund Freud's theory of train sexuality.

Conspiracy Fact

  • George Bush Sr.'s father (or George Bush Sr. I can't remember.) was involved in JFK's assassination, but did not actually do it, just partially masterminded it. I'm actually being serious.
Even Lego knows the truth. IT WAS GEORGE BUSH SR!
That's right, Jesus
Oh shit!

Conspiracy Theory

Beware the Purple Pie Monster!

Beware the Purple Pie Monster! Be afraid, be very afraid! Don't laugh at me! I have proof! Proof, I tell you, proof! I bet you Christians have less proof about God! You'll see! YOU'LL SEE! I'LL SHOW YOU!

Hello Moto!

Hello Moto! Domo Arigato Mr Roboto.


Isn't it so fun being random? Speaking of Yahoo, go on Yahoo Answers and give people pointless answers with lots of broken links. It's fun for the whole family. Also, say lol all the time. Jumping from buildings can be fun. Just try it. Sometime, when you're in Wellington, put on an American accent and ask where the bees from the beehive are. *Disclaimer: None of these methods have been tried, except the Yahoo one.* Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, the girl with kaleidoscope eyes... Sorry, I have that disease that makes you sing at the most inopportune moments.

Are you Aroused yet?

Are you Aroused now?

C'mon, you've gotta be Aroused by now...

Socialism not your thing, eh?

Don't like Socialism or Capitalism?

WARNING: You may only find 3 out of these 5 links amusing. Mostly because none of them were intended to be such, and are just useless, irrelevant links to waste your time.

This user is a Kiwi
...and will someday earn the respect the Aussies stole from them!


MS-4 This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war!
Warn A Brotha.jpg This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".