User:Storytime

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...and absolutely NOT proud of it!
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Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable riverbank. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and models at the riverbank.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
EvilClown.gif This user is an evil clown. Fear his/her evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

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... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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MEH This user redefines lazy.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.


Jason vorhees.jpg This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
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Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.
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