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My User:*/*.JS hack failed. Sry. I have an alternative, though ;D Pity I have to break formatting right now.

Enlarge Your Penis Today With Enlargerex Peni... heh, this hasn't been hijacked (yet). So, ignoring one edit a bit under 2 years ago, I haven't made an edit in nearly 3 years. Wow. Now here's hoping this Unbelievably Crap Wireless stays consistant and I'll be able to submit this edit. --thematrixeætsyou, the 1337 (talk) (flames) 07:58, June 5, 2012 (UTC)

Javascript stuff

I'm messing around with some JavaScripts.

  • If you want some fun hacks that you can punch into your address bar, you'll want these fun scripts.
  • If you want some more useful stuff, try GreaseScript, and follow the instructions. I haven't got much so far, but it's got some really handy stuff.
  • If you, <insert name here>, hate {{USERNAME}} template abuse, here's a CSS hack, which isn't exactly JavaScript, and it isn't that evil DVD protection either:
  1. Go to your uncyclopedia.css file.
  2. Add this line to it: #insertusername { background: #ffc000; }
  3. Save.

Voila, you can now tell the difference between people who don't like you and emos.

Some stuff I got on my talk page

  • 5 welcome notes, including 1 UnNews one and 3 "Welcome to Uncyclopedia!" ones
  • 3 4 UnNews ninjastars (and zim is now my friend :D)
  • 2 "thanks for voting" notes
  • 3 "merry christmas" notes
  • 1 UnTunes ninjastar, though I think that was placed on my old userpage.



This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, 'cos he gave them an F.

ED.CX This user believes that Encyclopedia Dramatica is best viewed with Lynx.

I use FreeBSD now.

Vandals, I'm watching you.

[ben@roflcopter ~/mp3]$ whois
Sprint SPRINT-W2 (NET-207-12-0-0-1)
Sprint Midatlantic Telecom SPRINT-CF0EE0-1 (NET-207-14-224-0-1)
Entersoft ENTERSOFT-COM-BLK1 (NET-207-14-233-0-1)

# ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2009-06-10 20:00
# Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN's WHOIS database.
[ben@roflcopter ~/mp3]$ mplayer Take\ the\ 5th\!.mp3 
MPlayer 1.0rc2-4.2.1 (C) 2000-2007 MPlayer Team
CPU: AMD Athlon(tm) XP 1900+ (Family: 6, Model: 10, Stepping: 0)
CPUflags:  MMX: 1 MMX2: 1 3DNow: 1 3DNow2: 1 SSE: 1 SSE2: 0
Compiled with runtime CPU detection.

Playing Take the 5th!.mp3.
Audio file file format detected.
Opening audio decoder: [mp3lib] MPEG layer-2, layer-3
AUDIO: 44100 Hz, 2 ch, s16le, 160.0 kbit/11.34% (ratio: 20000->176400)
Selected audio codec: [mp3] afm: mp3lib (mp3lib MPEG layer-2, layer-3)
AO: [oss] 44100Hz 2ch s16le (2 bytes per sample)
Video: no video

A:  12.2 (12.1) of 170.0 (02:50.0)  1.1%