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The user Arashi is probably just some dumbass who really doesn't matter worth shit. Though, in reality, he h4xes t3h z0rkz0rz 0hn03z!!11111shiftone
Template:Controversy Arashi's sexuality is currently unknown. While he pleads to be gay, people claim he has had sex with a girl. Nobody will ever know for sure, as this information comes only from unreliable sources.
Actually, he doesn't record music. Yet.
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