User:Uvula Donor

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Every year, throat injuries cause thousands of people to lose their ability to gargle, yodel, and swallow bananas whole without gagging. Why? Because of uvula trauma, forcing the loss of that little dangly thing in the back of your throat: the uvula.

You can help prevent these needless tragedies. Become a uvula donor. In the event of your tragically wasteful death, specially-trained teams of knife-wielding physicians will swiftly and cleanly remove your uvula for transplant into a needy living person. You do not need to die in vain - your uvula can bring a new fullness of life to some poor unfortunate soul. Check the box on the back of your driver's license today.

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