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Status: Poke 3 06:47, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

“This user is a meanie jerk! I hate him/her!”

~ Isshiki Kotonashi on 20:31, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

“This person is as bad as mangaman.”

~ Trilobyte Man on Isshiki's spamming habits


~ Mina on Isshiki's tendency for cat macros

“I am vandalising his userpage because I, too, am an internet lolcat.”

~ VGDictator on Isshiki's species

“This user is girly.”

~ Neko Kaosu Nushi on being mistaken for Isshiki

“Am I a misanthropist?”

~ Isshiki Kotonashi on determining its personality

“I'd hit it with a bat.”

~ Longcat on Isshiki's face

“Don't you just HATE quote spamming, especially on something that is yours?”

~ YTTE on irony


~ Video Game Dictator on apathy and YTTE

“I like spotty elves!”

~ YTTE on being oblivious

“I like cabbits!”

~ Isshiki Kotonashi on things that don't exist, but should

“That's ironic”

~ YTTE on something

“No, that's just a coincidence!”

~ Bender on irony != coincidence

When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault


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Now go play in traffic.


O.OThis user is often confused for a girl.

Hi. I exist. I know you're watching me, <insert name here>. But soon, I will have my lampshade back. Teehee!

~ Isshiki Kotonashi-dono =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu!

“This person likes templates.

~ Captain Obvious on Isshiki Kotonashi

A lot of people voted for change, and that's all they have now.

~ Isshiki Kotonashi-dono =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu!

About Me

Video Game Dictator
Scientific classification
Kingdom Kaosu
Phylum Totalum
Class Chaosforger
Order N/A
Family Internet
Genus Koneko
Species Lolcat
Binomial name
Isshiki Kotonashi
Primary armament Obliviousness
Secondary armament Disorder
Power supply Cuteness, with a backup of caffeine and grease
Health 1024
Mana 128
Strength 256
Intelligence 512
Weight That bee a seekret =3
Length o///o
Special attack Cat Macro Shoop Da Whoop
Conservation status
Does Not Exist

I don't really make articles because my funnybone is broken. However, you can sometimes find me at QVFD, and I occasionally vote for stuff.

Also, I help with templates and sort options alphabetically. Must be OCD. Much of my time is spent on my userspace, but that's because I'm shy.

My Sig Book

Please sign on my sigbook, PLEASE!

Links To Some Stuff

My awesome awards and stuff

Or not.

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

Z3 This user has saved Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.

Z4 This user has escaped the darkness and beaten Zork 4: Escape From Darkness.

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.

50px-8-cell.gif This user finished Hypercube. But in a parallel universe, he/she didn't. Weird, huh? :B

Other things you may not want to know about me

Uncyclopedia: Babel

Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
en-NThis user is a native speaker of English.
fur-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Furry.
fig-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fight.
ao-This user only speaks AOLer because it was a required course in school.
cpp-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++.
css-4This user speaks CSS at a near-native level.
gb-Thith uther thpeakth Gibberish with a really thexy lithp.
gee-NThis user is a native speaker of Geek.
ht-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.
ja-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese.
17-Thith uther thpeakth 1337 with a really thexy lithp.
MW-4This user speaks MediaWiki at a near-native level.
typo-L tHiht uhtwr thpaekth Tyop wiht a raelyl htexy lihtp.
אױThis user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
du-This user only speaks Dumbass because it was a required course in school.
us-This user only speaks American English because it was a required course in school.
re-NThis user is a native speaker of Recondite English.
quo-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Quote.
rh-NThis user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
sa-This user got an F in Sarcasm and likes their native language better (if they have one).
sql-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of SQL.
vb-4This user speaks Visual Basic at a near-native level.
bu-A This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.
rot13-Thith uther thpeakth EBG13 with a really thexy lithp.
BBLThis user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.
  This user is not a clearly-defined native speaker of any commonly-spoken language.

Userbox List

Cow Moo Cult
This user posses the mighty rank of Full Bull, but contrary to popular belief, is not made entirely of bullshit. In fact, they're a big, fat, fighty officer of the CMC.
Cow Moo Cult Honour - Courtier
This user has been bestowed the CMC honour of Courtier. He or she is now an official member of the Upper Court of the CMC Parliament and has Cow Moo Power!
VGDictator has officially been awarded the Cow Moo Cult Isshiki Medal
Atrophy.jpg This user cannot follow any orders!!
Protein.GIF This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

Sad clown.jpg
This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
DogNewspaper.jpg This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: May contain traces of humor!
WUT This user edits The Secret Of The Secret. Yay for them. =3
Bmup smaller.jpgThis user is part of The Proofreading Service.

PWNED!.jpgThis user likes to use contradictory userboxes. Why? BECAUSE HE IS BETTER THAN YOU!
Mario-lo-res.jpgThis user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user has tested positive for INTP on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.

DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
n00b This user is a n00b.
1337This user is elite.
Durrr This user is a fucking Moron.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg

LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
LV-3 This user considers him/herself an advanced gamer and so probably lost his/her job recently.
LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
Assassin.JPG This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
Mad scientist caricature.pngThis user is a Mad Scientist.
Deadbarney3.gifThis user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
Atomic.gifThis user owns a lot of uranium & will sell it to the highest bidder.
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.

usbThis user likes to use userboxes.


This user is frequently contacted by rich, foreign businessmen.

Bread2.jpg This user is a cereal killer.
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure.
Gnome-speakernotes.svg This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!
0101 This user is mostly or entirely made of binary code.
NinjaStarBlackBG.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
Cheeze.jpg This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Sacred Chao.png This user is a Discordian.
...and believes that all decent articles were inspired by Eris, monkeys, copious drug use, masked banditos, or Mighty Mouse.

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

Usb!No, really!

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
Evilbug-lalalalala42.jpg This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Daeh-gnidolpxE.gif
randThis user believes that the only path to happiness is through acts of true randomness
O.oThis user is most likely insane. It is advised you stay away from this user. Far away.
ETPHelp end hunger! Eat the poor!
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpgThis person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Bjorkbeams.jpg This user has eye beams.
3dspork.pngThis user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
Anti-Benson.JPGThis user denounces BENSON.

RASThis user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
MS-A Ya might nawt bea abewl two oondarstawnd diz youwzer whewn hew iz spewkeeng heez meint cauz hee zpeekz eet wiz aw vewrie theeck acksint.
Grueslayer.PNG I played Grueslayer and all I won was this lousy userbox!
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

750px-High voltage warning.svg.png No user serviceable parts inside.
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[some other page or something like that. Meow.]].

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Coffee sm.jpg
This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't.
IP This user's IP is

OBN.png This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!


Exploding-head.gif THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable armpit hair. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and optimizes at the armpit hair.
NO This user doesn't care.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

NOV This user is a userbox novice.
>_>This user is so bored that they decided to figure out how to make userboxes. You should probably run.

Current progress in games

Pages that are to be edited

This page is a work in progress
But let's give it a chance. The author will finish it later.
Health Warning: Putting this template on a page consisting of a few lines or worse will not save you and may actually get you banned.
This page will be re-checked on 14 August 2011

Work Page

And now, to make this userpage pointlessly long

Please see: And now to make this userpage pointlessly long.