User:Zana Dark

Queen of Uranus

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So, You're Curious About Me, Huh? Hello, <insert name here>. I don't know why you're here. Maybe you're a noob, and I'm watching all your edits. Maybe I wrote something you liked, maybe I wrote something you hated, maybe you're just nosy. At any rate, you're here, so you might as well snoop through all my stuff!!! To request adoption, help with editing, or to just generally whore yourself, please leave me a message here: >> Zana Dark NERDETTE:   a sarcastic, bionic, misanthropic genius who writes comedy articles and enjoys geeking the fuck out! Grand Cross of the Order Articles I've Written, Largely Contributed to, and/or Maintain: ZOMG. Jared Leto. rw UnNews:Mark Zuckerberg is a fecalpheliac! Industrial Metal rw UnPoetia:I Am the Walrus UnNews:EA Games partners with Reebok‎ UnNews:Dave Mustaine is running for president Semen (disambiguation) rw Illuminati. rw Wardrobe rw Class clown Bacon rw Pentagon rw UnBooks:All about pee rw Golden shower Assyria. rw Turd rw Pocket pussy Mr. Peanut rw I Am the Walrus Uncyclopedia Legal Department (with Multiliteralist, Mhaille, and MrN9000) Butter. rw Frida Kahlo. Black sheep. Sausage Festival Lurking. San Diego. rw Scatomancy. Ginger. rw Jesus stole my girlfriend UnPoetia:Show Me Your Tits! HowTo:Pick Up a Nymphomaniac HowTo:Handle Flashing Your Vagina in Public. Sloth. UnScripts:Secrets of Uranus. Captain (disambiguation) Perfect Ninja Pirate rw Smartass rw Lesbo. Marmot. John Tesh. Thief. Cheesus. rw Purple nurples. Tarot rw Björk. rw Count Chocula. rw Cheese. rw Friedrich Nietzsche. rw Napolean Portal:Society Portal:Music Portal:Portals Formatting Audio I've Recorded: UnNews:Tyrannosaurus extinction explained.mp3 file | article UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer.mp3 file | article Pocket pussy.mp3 file | article UnNews:Girl, 10, who recieved hippopotamus for Christmas, stomped to death.mp3 file UnNews:American toy company seeks Muslim market share.mp3 file | article UnNews:UCLA Extension to offer "Drinking 101".mp3 file | article UnNews:Pineapple Is Most Suggestive Fruit.mp3 file | article UnNews:He shoots, he misses!.mp3 file | article UnNews:Drug dealers go on strike, rehabs becoming increasingly overbooked.mp3 file | article Awesomesauce.mp3 file | article UnNews:News runs out.mp3 file | article UnNews:Michael Jackson dies! Also Farrah Fawcett.mp3 file | article UnNews:KISS ruins high school graduation.mp3 file | article UnNews:Kittens Rescued From Burning Building, Grandma Might Still Be In There.mp3 file | article UnNews:Fourth holocaust movie puts Tehran on alert.mp3 file | article UnNews:Tide pushes bounds of physics.mp3 file | article UnNews:Scientific study reveals that David Bowie does not make sense.mp3 file | article Bad Directions.mp3 file | article UnNews:Green Day says bad things about Wal-Mart.mp3 file | article UnNews:New York Times introduces "worse than Ghost Dad" rating.mp3 file | article UnNews:Lars Ulrich to join Alvin and the Chipmunks.mp3 file | article Articles I Recommend Reading: Assembly Instructions Bad articles So cash Serious 2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation Boobshake A gay retared place Why?:Sit down, and have an italian soda Moustache-o-meter Gonzo journalism Extreme Beach Chess Why?:Put Down the Duckie? UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen Evilness Rebecca Sealfon Does the pope shit in the woods? Pong! the Movie HowTo:Write Serj Tankian Lyrics Samuel L. Vacuum UnPoetia:Ode to Pink Shirt Guy Teabag everything that moves Church of Ross Automagically Karl Lagerfeld Booty Rock lobster Poof, There It Is Theory UnBooks:A Conoisseur's Guide to Dishes on Endangered Species Why?:Save the mooses? Funky Cold Medina UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween UnBooks:Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes UnBooks:Great Abridged Pop Songs Hang the DJ UnBooks:The Stranger Mortal Sin GILF I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagna UnScripts:Who built the moon Hillary Clinton's Bust Classy Pen Island Awesomesauce A wizard did it: A Retrospective UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Brown and Wikipedia Brown solve the mystery of the missing smugglers and their hidden cave or something Rick James Version of the Bible I ate your Haagen-Dazs Articles I've Assisted With: Dirty Sanchez Kitten Cookbook UnPoetia:I got hit with a bag of dicks just to prove a point UnBooks:In Search of the Lost Whatchamacallit Welcome Party for Noobs The Bourne Pottery Class HowTo:Take a Dump HowTo:Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Bestiality Tits Bad Directions UnScripts:The Rapid And The Ragey HowTo:Pick up chicks rw User:YesTimeToEdit/The Zombie Uprising and Other Funniest Apocalypses Portal:People Portal:History Portal:Politics   Random Joke: “ A guy's sitting in a bar when an older guy comes in, walks by him, and says, "I fuck your Mom." A few minutes later, the old guy comes up to him and says, "Your Mom sucks my cock." The bartender can't believe it doesn't get a rise out of the young guy. A few minutes later the old guy comes up and says, "I fuck your Mom in her asshole." The younger guy then turns to the older guy and says, "Look, Pop, you're drunk. Go home." ” 425px

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