User:Zana Dark

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>> Zana Dark


  a sarcastic, bionic, misanthropic genius who writes comedy articles and enjoys geeking the fuck out!

Grand Cross of the Order


Articles I've Written, Largely Contributed to, and/or Maintain:

Audio I've Recorded:

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Gnome-speakernotes.png Awesomesauce.mp3 file | article
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Gnome-speakernotes.png UnNews:Michael Jackson dies! Also Farrah Fawcett.mp3 file | article
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Gnome-speakernotes.png UnNews:Scientific study reveals that David Bowie does not make sense.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes.png Bad Directions.mp3 file | article
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Gnome-speakernotes.png UnNews:New York Times introduces "worse than Ghost Dad" rating.mp3 file | article
Gnome-speakernotes.png UnNews:Lars Ulrich to join Alvin and the Chipmunks.mp3 file | article

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  Random Joke:

A guy's sitting in a bar when an older guy comes in, walks by him, and says, "I fuck your Mom." A few minutes later, the old guy comes up to him and says, "Your Mom sucks my cock." The bartender can't believe it doesn't get a rise out of the young guy. A few minutes later the old guy comes up and says, "I fuck your Mom in her asshole." The younger guy then turns to the older guy and says, "Look, Pop, you're drunk. Go home."


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Age: 30 Años
Job: Full-Time Smartass

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