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It is I, Zarbag.

I'm trying to become a writer. This place allows me to "practise".

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Articles that are largely down to the wordsmithery of your's truly[edit]


History is a fertile ground for satires, wordplay and knob-jokes but not "randomness". Augustus agrees.

I like histories and I like silliness, so I enjoy combining the two.

Articles which I've done a fair bit of the writing for. If you laugh at something I did it, probably. If it's shite, it was someone else. Honest, guv.[edit]

Here is the News![edit]

Like everyone else, I think I can write for the Onion: