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Hello, goods to meet you[edit]

Hi, and good to meet you. A kind of new policy, that VFD pages have 24 hours on VFD (hence the clock) applies now to VFD pages. This has really helped the process, in that many pages get rewritten and pics saved during this period, it's worked very well. Anyways, velcome back! Aleister 1:57 28-4-'11

Damn it, Aleister, you edit conflicted me. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:02, 28 April 2011
No I didn't. Liar. Anyhows, Ljlego, would you please unhuff the VFD pages that hadn't reached the 24 hour mark yet and put them back on VFD. Thanks. Aleister 2:33 28-4-'11
To be perfectly frank with you, no. I will follow this pretty much unwritten policy in the future, but as for the articles that I got rid of, there was nothing salvageable and I'm certainly not going to go through each individual one, unhuff it, and un-poopsmith it, only for it to be re-deleted in, in the most extreme case, five hours.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:35, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Ah, OK. I'm not an admin, so what do I know. It is a written policy though, I know that. And we need to get the youtube one back, as a discussion was taking place on it. That's the strength of the policy, longer discussions. This started last year when someone put the BUTT POOP!!!! template up for VFD and votes were gotten and it was huffed in something like two hours, well before its author and hundreds of other users knew it was up for deletion. So from that travesty of justice came the UnTravesty of this new policy. And seriously, it's good to meet you, Frank, although I didn't think we were supposed to use real names here. Aleister 2:42 28-4-'11
haha, BUTT POOP!!!!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 02:47 Apr 28, 2011
OK, it is nice to meet you as well. I really do appreciate what you're saying, and I understand where you're coming from with the discussion aspect of it. But, it's always going to be a judgement call, and I don't care how much discussion there was, the score was still 7-1 in favor of deletion. And the only proposed solution was that we move it to a policy page, which is not a viable discussion point because there's literally no reason for us to have a policy page on uploading and editing Youtube videos. We are not a video site. I don't think anyone wants Youtube videos becoming the currency on this site. If that article had been QVFD'd when it was created, I guarantee you it would have been instantly deleted. So I am sticking with my decision to leave it deleted, and if you really really really want it to come back, ask someone else. I would be happy to have someone overrule me.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:50, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
I haven't seen the vote but given the facts Ljlego states (7-1 for delete, 19 hours on the clock) it seems like deletion was inevitable anyway. Just make sure the big time number is red when you delete in the future. Also, hey. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:58, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
The 24 hour minimum advisory 'rule' was working fine. No big dramas on VFD since BUTT POOP which saw Mnbvcxz quit in protest. He has come back but that isn't the point. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:35, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, TKF, I apologize for not thinking about the deletions more carefully. As I'm sure you know, I will follow the rule going forward. Now, I'm going to go ahead and call this discussion over. Nobody lecture me about the rule anymore. I'm not an idiot, I understood it the first time. If anyone else comes here and makes a serious comment on this without a damn good reason, I'm gonna ban them, because I'm already getting tired of getting stupid grief. Love Famine.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 14:45, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

Wait so you're not an idiot? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:09, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Does that mean now would be as good a time as any to VFD your talkpage? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:35, 28 April 2011


We should collab on an article, i've never done that with an admin before. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:20, 28 April 2011

I'll do it, maybe. What did you have in mind?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 22:23, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
A rewrite of Horseradish. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:33, 29 April 2011
Ah, a fine choice my boy. --Black Flamingo 15:09, April 29, 2011 (UTC)


Naw, I'm just messin'. Are those oreos? Thanks, awesome. I love oreos. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:33, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry about that[edit]

I got carried away with that, after turning 18. Shall we start on our rewrite together? --The best there ever will be.(talk) 22:32, 2 May 2011

Get to work. I'll supervise.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 22:34, May 2, 2011 (UTC)
Work shall start. --The best there ever will be.(talk) 22:55, 2 May 2011
Oh, can you add an ongoing theme there? I'm a bit struggling on it now. --The best there ever will be.(talk) 23:37, 2 May 2011

You, sir, are an asset to the muffins.[edit]

The muffins know you well.

Aren't muffins nice?

I forgot what I was saying.

Uh... hi.

Lyrithya has deemed you worthy of a hug for some reason she can't currently remember. Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged.

At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.

Also, that. *dashes off* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:48, 3 May 2011

My Page was Huffed[edit]

I guess I have to speak to you about my deleted article? Thank you So much ljlego for checking out my first ever uncyclopedia article: Drain-O bombs!

I know that you administrators work very hard to keep this place clean, but why did you delete my article without any warning; it was only one day old?

I was hoping that maybe you could restore it, and maybe even give me some pointers on how to improve it.

I know that my article was more funny than stupid because I read htbfanjs. I know that there are other articles funnier than mine, but you don’t have to be a meanie and delete me altogether. If it’s not that good please give me a chance to improve it by restoring it with an ICU tag.

Thank you for considering this. Lots of hearts & kisses, User:Senceless20:58, May 3, 2011 (UTC)

You've only been around for about two weeks, so I'm going to cut you just a tiny bit of slack here by not banning you for all of your asshattery to which you so kindly just drew my attention. I will restore your page to your userspace, where you can work on it forever until it's better. I would offer you constructive criticism, but since you just decided to go on the offensive, complete with irreverent links, in response to my doing my job, I will not. Try to improve it yourself, and then put it on Pee Review and get some advice on it.
Now, as for your userpage. Quite simply, you can't do what you did. You are User:Senceless; you cannot use mainspace for your own userspace. Use Template:Title if you want to change the displayed title to They Let Just Anyone In This Place.
Furthermore, you have been violating Rule 2 (that's "don't be a dick") like crazy since getting here. I saw it all over the place. If you don't calm yourself and try to realize that you're a part of a community, then you'll leave. Labeling yourself as an "abuser" is a pretty bad start. Why don't you try to fix my conception of you, hm?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 21:16, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
I apologize for being a douche (worse than a dick - dicks feel good and douches...well they are just cold and weird smelling). My feelings were hurt that all the other pages you deleted didn't have any comment beside them, but you had to single mine out to tell me that you deleted it because it was just that bad, yet some of the articles I have read on here are really horrible, and I had about 10 people read mine before I even posted it. I was really angry, and I figured that if I was a douche I would get a quicker response. Thank you for not banning me and for not being a dick back (even though I did deserve it).
About my user page, I did not even know that I had moved it into main space; i really thought i was using my own user space (i am still learning my way around). After you made me aware of that, i tried to correct it, but could not figure out how. thank you for correcting the situation for me.
I am sorry that you got the wrong perception of me. I like long walks on the beach and puppies. Since i messed up any chance of advice with you, i did put my article up for peer e view, and i might even try that AAN program (although i dont think anyone would want a free douche). thank you and i sincerely apologize.(I also took that mean stuff i said off of your space, sorry).The preceding unsigned comment was added by Senceless (talk • contribs)
Alright, good start. Now just sign your comments (~~~~) and get to work on improving Uncyclopedia. Don't worry, AAN users will adopt you. They relish the opportunity to seize even the slightest amount of power over another user.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 16:50, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
You seem to have been slightly wrong about this. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:54, 7 May 2011

Damn it...[edit]

Hey, Lj, sorry to disturb you. But it concerns LOLism. You see, I was going to finish it. But I got this call from my friends, and they wanted me to come in some private plane. Turns out it was a surprise birthday party to Ottawa, where the drinking age was 18. I came back at about 6 P.M. The point is, I wasn't finished that article. Please move it to my userspace? --The best there ever will be.(talk) 00:36, 4 May 2011

Oh, and you may want to add yourself here. --The best there ever will be.(talk) 02:18, 5 May 2011
And can you move HowTo:Get Featured on YouTube to my userspace? --The best there ever will be.(talk) 23:55, 5 May 2011
This is the last time I'm going to do this. After dinner. Don't make anymore WIPs in the mainspace.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 23:59, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you. I will move articles to my userpsace if I am not finished. --The best there ever will be.(talk) 01:07, 6 May 2011


Since you're on-line, I'll ask you. There is no current feature, and I'm wondering if the number of featuring has been raised from 10 to 15 or if that was just a suggestion. Raising the number needed by 50% seems a big jump, and uncy could have the same features up for a week at a time. Of course one reason I'm asking is because I've got a feature nom with a fairly high number, but I think I'd be asking even if I didn't. I know in the past the number was much higher, etc. etc. Anyway, no current feature is qued up, hence my note. Aleister 00:10 5-5-'11

The note is well appreciated. I'm just glad I made it back quickly enough that it was only messed up for an hour. We don't have a specific number that we feature an article at, it's just "highest." We'd probably change to a once-every-two-days cycle if we consistently got under ten votes, but I'm not worried about that. Anyway, thanks.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 01:00, May 6, 2011 (UTC)

UnScripts:The Socialer Network[edit]

Hi Ljlego, first time I post on your page, glad to be here on Uncy! I dropped by since I voted on the article on VFH because on Uncy's front page, it was said that VFH was clogged and that would be a great service to vote on articles. So I thaught I'd vote on articles to help (remember I'm a Noob). The truth is I never even saw the movie, that's why I didn't get the concept at all and found it boring and random I guess, although it was well written. I would not want to cost you a Nom because I voted on an article I didn't even know the subject well. If I delete my vote (as I want to do), will it be frowned upon? I just would rather not vote at all. (<joke> for 20$ I am voting for </joke>) Talk Mattsnow 15:35, May 7, 2011 (UTC)

But if you don't get the joke, you're representative of a portion of readers who will also not get the joke... hmm, I've never seen the dealy, either. Maybe I should read this thing. *wanders off* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:57, 7 May 2011
If you struck your vote and abstained instead, that wouldn't be frowned upon. But you certainly don't have to. Do what feels right.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 17:22, May 7, 2011 (UTC)


But it already has been Pee Reviewed. How do I update it for a new one? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:43, 8 May 2011

I was mistaken, you are supposed to put in another request. That was, however, done by Shabidoo already.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:47, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
I realized that a few minutes afterwards. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:37, 8 May 2011


Hey man, sorry the vandalism and drama I caused. I promise I won't do it again, I don't like day long bans.


--Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 07:28, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

Ah, well, that's OK. Everyone makes mistakes, and at the end of the day you do lots of good work for us. 'sall good, and keep fighting the good fight.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 16:46, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
No! You have to be tough with them! It's the only way they learn! You don't want Frosty to come home in a couple years wearing a tube top six sizes too slow and ask, visibly drowning in Disaronno, to borrow the keys to the Hyundai, do you? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:49, May 16, 2011 (UTC)
If I gave him the keys to the Hyundai knowing he'd crash it, wouldn't that be pretty tough? Plus, then I could get the insurance money from him totaling it, take him off my policy so my deductible is lower again, and buy a Mercedes with the money I save. It's a foolproof plan.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 16:52, May 16, 2011 (UTC)


Please Tweet away - I have no idea what Twitter even looks like having copied the code from my previous UnTweets which I copied from the Osama Bin Laden one. Anything that makes it look more Twitter like could only help. thanks--Sog1970 13:46, May 20, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. It certainly looks more like the sort of shit my students write now. Not sure I actually understand it any more, mind you.--Sog1970 22:21, May 20, 2011 (UTC)
Also, I teach Chemistry and Physics - which explains the somewhat random scattering of commas.--Sog1970 22:21, May 20, 2011 (UTC)

Celebrity Advice[edit]

I'm sure that's a good idea - but I'm so shit at formatting that I don't really understand what you mean. I'll finish off what I'm doing for a while and then, if you can hammer your point into my thick skull, I'll change things round the way you suggest. --Sog1970 15:43, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

I moved all the answer pages in the way I think you meant. happy huffing - I guess this means I've created 12 pointless, huffable pages? Still haven't finished the fucking article though.--Sog1970 22:19, May 25, 2011 (UTC)

About my "joke" ban?[edit]

Hey Ljlego, I come bearing the olive branch. I'm a little confused, and I thought I'd ask you what's up on your talkpage. Considering the little blurb you have at the top, I'm not sure if that's addressing me, but...

Basically, when I woke up this morning I saw the infinite ban and thought, "well this is probably a joke ban" because I have no idea what I could have said to you that would make you want to infiniban me for realsies. Still, it didn't exactly go away right away, and usually joke bans are a few minutes whatever, so I thought I'd go on IRC to make sure it was in fact a joke. Mr. N9000 said you usually don't do joke bans and then unblocked me. So that's the story with that. Wasn't bitching or anything, just wasn't sure what the whole story was.

If for some reason none of this actually applies to me and that actually was a real not "joking" ban, please let me know what I did wrong, because I sure as shit don't know. Thanks man. Hopes I can clear up any misunderstandings.It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 01:32, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

You said something about admins and trolling and banning on IRC or something. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:34, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
Oh yeah, now I remember. I said that I thought it would be fun to get banned for calling someone a troll. Damn, no wonder I got banned. was a joke, right? Because honestly, nobody has told me either way. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 01:42, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
14:53, 27 May 2011 MrN9000 (Talk | contribs | block) resurrected #59055 ‎
14:52, 27 May 2011 MrN9000 (Talk | contribs | block) resurrected Mrthejazz (Talk | contribs) ‎ 
(LJ does not do many joke bans... Start with "a" next time dude, I think that works.)
As in (if my memory serves me correctly) if you start a block duration with the letter "a" it will not block. Anything else other than a number, and it's an infinite ban. I may be totally wrong, my ban stick is still rather rusty. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:44, May 28
It was indeed a joke, and I don't know why I did it for so long. But I guess I figured an infinite ban for you was so patently ridiculous that it wouldn't be ambiguous. Or maybe I was subconsciously trying to help your book. In either case, no worries, it's all good in the hood.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 01:51, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
And here I though 9000 was talking to me in the block log. Gee. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 01:55, May 28, 2011 (UTC)

Sincere thanks for supporting one or more of these articles on VFH:[edit]


like, really!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:47, May 29

Forum:Am I being SILENCED here??!!?!?!?![edit]

That was funny. Like WTF did you huff it? Fascist! --Scofield & The Machine 07:17, June 1, 2011 (UTC)

Shame on you![edit]

For the sake of non-existent dramatic effect, I shall repeat myself. Shame on you! And why is the shame "on" you? Because you were foolhardy enough to vote for the featurisation of A Series of Unfortunate Events, my latest article. Don't you realise that you should have hacked into the Uncyclopedia servers and removed both the article and its nomination page from existence? Well, you obviously did not and now look what has happened: A Series of Unfortunate Events made it onto the front page! This could well cause the fall of the southern hemisphere, and it's all your fault. Lemony snicket signature.png 14:53, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

Our ongoing conflict[edit]

I know I always seem to come as annoying. And i'm sorry for that. It's uncalled for, and I realize it will lead me into even more trouble if I do stupid things like going to other wikis and ruining Uncyc's reputation. I could of been infabanned for that. And I feel really bad about it. And other things too. So, let's drop our ongoing conflict, and make up.

Also, i've figured out how to end my perennial noobieness. To move away from side projects. I think side projects like the Lollipop Shop and others draw me away from the real purpose here, writing articles. I know I can obviously write much better than i've done before, and i'm currently working on an article right now.

I really need to shed the noob of me, and become a well respected user. Because at this point, I feel I have two paths to choose from. Path one is a road to respect, featred articles, and more awards. Path two is a road to being infabanned and making vandal sockpuppets and being banned from Wikia altogether. I really don't want to go down path two. I feel like i've been doing good, and I have the potential to write better than I have lately. I don't want to become an outcast, and I will not let that happen to myself. I have sent this message to two other users, so they will respond on their own talkpage.

Cheers, and I hope we can get along now.

--Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 20:33, 4 June 2011

--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 23:00, June 8, 2011 (UTC)
Well, I suppose that's good. I wouldn't have classified what we had as a "conflict," but I'm certainly glad you're making an effort to become more, uh, functional. I never really intended for it to seem as if we weren't getting along, I'm just brusque on-wiki. In any case, this is a good move on your part. Have a wonderful day.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 04:22, June 9, 2011 (UTC)
Two articles since then. And I know a lot of the stuff was in-jokey. --Canada, eh? >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 04:31, 9 June 2011


Arthur seems to have an expired {{ugly}} template. Instead of huffing it, can you move it to my userspace? Thanks and cheers. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:24, 17 June 2011

Done. Biggest problem with it: it's too damn long. Just so you know.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 00:53, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

Another Lollirequest[edit]

File:Black Nixon.jpg...please unhuff? It was made for a contest. And i'll find a good use for it. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:36, 19 June 2011

If you made it, then you have it saved on your computer, and you can upload it again when you find a use for it.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 12:21, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

HowTo:Be Hated by your Kids[edit]

Userspace please? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:07, 20 June 2011

I did, but please, I beg of you, do these things before the deletion happens. It's not hard to make a copy of a {{fix}}'d article to your userspace literally as soon as you see it and decide to help it. Ditto with ICU patients and abandoned construction and really any sort of timed template. Please.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 21:12, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
But I didn't know it was on {{fix}}. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:15, 20 June 2011

UnNews:Boston wins Stanley Cup while sore losers destroy their city[edit]

Hi Ljlego! This is a copy pasta of what I wrote on the VFH nom, as I am anxious to have this formatting inconvenience answer:

I kinda understand what you mean, since I don't talk about the Bruins at all. I started the article with one thing in mind, and then like a crooked snake it took another direction I failed to reflect when I got it out of my userspace. For my personal growth, what would I have to do in order to change the title so all links follow? Talk Mattsnow 05:34, June 25, 2011 (UTC) Thanks for enlightening me on the topic, kind sir.

You have to use the move button. It's at the top of the page. If you leave a redirect behind then all links will follow.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 17:06, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you! Talk Mattsnow 20:31, June 25, 2011 (UTC)


Skully is slap-in-the-facedly bullying me, based on his opinion of me he made around half a million years ago. I have repeatedly apologized for whatever he's accusing me of, anything and everything which I don't even do anymore. He banned me off IRC based on a misunderstanding and is now not ready to remove the ban. Based on what, not getting enough people to vote on it being lifted off. It is straight out bullying man, IRC doesn't work on votes. Neither on polls, not everybody likes him and plenty of other users either, but you guys don't host ban them off IRC. Can you do something, it is straight away cyber bullying man.--PoopManPoop -> That's Poop Man Poop 21:53, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

The correct summary is that no one actually wants him on IRC, that he can't believe this shocking fact, and has gone to certain lengths to evade bans. Just fyi  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:05 Jun 26, 2011
Oh I wish IRC worked on people liking each other. But you know it too, it does not. So what am I supposed to do when you're expectedly laughing after kicking me, and kick messages like(IRC is not good for you). You actually find it amusing. Do you expect me to sit and let you keep me banned when no one else is banned for it? I said sorry to you so many times, I even said if you find me doing anything of that sort again ban me for whatever time you want. But you, I don't even know if you're reading it or not. --PoopManPoop -> That's Poop Man Poop 22:17, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
An I can't believe this shocing fact. What I can't believe is you banned me for people not wanting me on IRC. BANNED. If you were kicking me on and on for doing something i didn't know I was doing, then I wouldn't believe it. But you banned me for some superficial thing and just blatantly refuse to remove it because, what again? You show me the majority of them saying they don't want me on IRC, and I'm not signing in to Uncyclopedia from tomorrow, I swear to you. i know, good riddance, eh. You unban me and show me more than half of them say they don't want me on.--PoopManPoop -> That's Poop Man Poop 22:22, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
It gets better man --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:46, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

Hello (:[edit]

Sorry, I was just having fun after having been banned. But yup, I get the gist of your message, so yeah sorry D:. I remember that there was this one guy who got infinibanned for lots of userspace and forum edits, and I don't want to be like him D: Anyway, I'm writing an article but i'm stuck and I have no idea what to do. So I was wondering, since you're cool and awesome, could you help me with ideas? Because all my ideas are just stupid D: msRebeccaBlack 14:22, June 29, 2011 (UTC)


Im up for noob adoption and need a father or mother or godfather or master or whatever it is you are--DFly 22:08, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

Master will be fine. First lesson, whenever leaving a message on a talk page, use a header using the method I used to create a header for your message. Leave it at the bottom of the page (there may be a plus button next to the edit button to do this automatically, but if not it's easy enough to do manually). Put the header at the bottom, unless you're on the talkpage of some loser who wants it on the top.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 05:44, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

The middle of Uncyclopedia[edit]

Hello. Why did you delete it? It was a tribute to Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life", by the way (see here). Also, I recommend clicking all the references, it adds to the experience. User:Kakun/sig 07:04, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

I believe it was QVFD'd. I treat those pages as a matter of trust, so sometimes one falls through the cracks. I can't undelete it right now, but ask someone else to consider it and tell them you have my blessing.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 13:19, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you. User:Kakun/sig 13:35, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

Don't Put Descartes Before De Horse![edit]

I've started to add more content to this mini classic in the hope of saving it. Have just reverted ZBs deletion of the article as my improvements have come after most of the votes for deletion. Can you have a look and tell me if you think its work continuing? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Yeah, it's definitely got potential. It gets progressively less amusing as it goes on, but you can fix that. Good work.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 14:06, July 6, 2011 (UTC)


the mw2 page was 1 of the reasons i came here restre it please! 17:50, July 9, 2011 (UTC)


Why have you deleted eabhai? You've put a tag on it but I haven't noticed. could you undo the deletion so I could 'expand' the article. Thanks. Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 00:46, July 10, 2011 (UTC)

Request lock on my userspace articleto prevent random IP users from editing my userspace article.[edit]

I have a request, Ljlego. Would you please lock my userspace article in order only IP users from editing User:DJ_Mixerr/Counter-strike? I would doo it myself, but I'm not an admin. I am sick and tired reverting IPs edit on my userspace article! If you check the history, you will see a lot of edits from random IP users. So would you please do it? Thanks! If you can't, ask another one of our wonderful admins to do so kindly. Once again, thanks! DJ Mixerr 18:12, July 25, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR.GIF (talk)(contributions)

Lj hasn't been around much in the past few days, so I have locked the page for you DJ. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:23, July 25, 2011 (UTC)

Where art thou Ljlego?[edit]

Come back! The wiki needs you! --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 2 September 2011, at 07:13

Hello good sir[edit]

Would you plese explain to me why the modern warfare 2 page was deleted thanks! 02:22, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

What do you think he has to do with it? He hasn't edited since July. ~jcm 02:46, December 1, 2011 (UTC)


I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:57, 6 January 2012

Ode to the Monotony of Life[edit]

I listened to your audio file, Ljlego, and I’d like to say that I liked it.

First of all, I enjoyed your introduction – P.S. where did you get that guitar riff from? Because I’d like to know

Secondly, cool accent, where are you from?

And third, you do a great job at recording. What kind of sound-system do you use?

That’s all, I’d prefer that you’d answer me on my talk page. Thank you. Matthlock Talk to me! I want to be Noob of the Month! Follow the yellow-eyed eagle to see what I've done for Uncyclopedia Check me out on Wikipedia! Daddy? Is that you? Bollywood! See what's new in the world today If you think I should be fired, follow this greedy dude One of my best friends was born in this country! (No joke) Visit the main page Visit me on Wookieepedia! I need some help with this article Check me out on the Final Fantasy wiki also! See me on Illogicopedia as well! Sandinista! Talk to me on Wikipedia! Follow the German to view my unusual musical tastes All hail the Grand Land of Quebec! 19:43, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

Deleted Page[edit]

Hey i was just wandering (Plese) if you could send me a copy of Call_of_Duty:_Modern_Warfare_2 And Dave, your neighbor who wont return your lawnmower since only administrators can retrieve them so if you could i would greatly appreciate it Thanks74.215.241.104 03:42, December 8, 2012 (UTC)

Heeeee's...not here anymore. Sorry dude. However, you can ask another administrator, or find an old version of that article here. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Dec 8 '12 15:07 (UTC)
Anon. I can do this for you but (A) create an account and (B) it will placed in a subpage. Alert me on my talk page when you have done this as I don't usually patrol talk pages elsewhere unless I see it on Recent Changes. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:33, December 8, 2012 (UTC)

You earned this award long ago, but you'd better come back to see it and join us again[edit]

For your miracle year of 2007, you earned this sweet tasting award. Wear it in the place you treasure most. Yay Ljlego! Aleister 19:32 19December'12

Fake Pegasus Award for most featured articles of the year: 2007