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My God, it's full of stars....

“My God sir, I've lost my leg!”

~ Lord Uxbridge

“My God sir, it's full of stars...”

Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:38, March 23, 2014 (UTC)


I've said Hi to the author; his second edit and first in almost 6 years. But I would have userspaced it until it shows signs of going somewhere. Also, page rape. Spıke Ѧ 22:21 22-Mar-14


There's a tax on that?! To the polling stations! --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 20:17, March 23, 2014 (UTC)

I am strongly opposed to taxing anything that has "balling" in the title. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

User JaneHaughcgtb

You did this user the favor of removing the business link from the new talk page. However, it is not a legitimate editor but a commercial spambot such as visits the site several times daily. Jane's only edit was to try to create "The Options For Swift Methods Of insurance", which she abandoned when the Abuse Filter gave her the external-link warning at 09:52 UTC (Special:AbuseLog). The pattern is a real name suffixed by junk, and one contribution consisting of a thumbnail bio followed by a website. Spıke Ѧ 11:30 25-Mar-14

Fuck the Police

It's very good. The image makes me have... strange feelings. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 11:14, March 26, 2014 (UTC)

I think I need to either add a sexy Policewoman in PVC to balance it somewhat, or dig out a spraypainted wall to link it to the advertising section. Any thoughts? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I'd never object to a policewoman in PVC. If you want to link to the advertising section how about this? --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 11:47, March 26, 2014 (UTC)
Thanks, I need to do some searching on PVC clad police lasses.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Ole Isaac

Hi. I've done some stuff with it sticking to the original god-awful storyline. But I guess a page on Asimov as a robot is pretty cool if we can do it well. I built upon the already existing storyline and language. Upon further reading your ending was much better than mine, I didn't even know who'd written what. Trimmed the book list, where I'd love to see your titles to improve it where it's weak. A weak book list is the definition of listy. I know, it's not that much fun writing about Asimov as a robot, but if we can add in at least one or two or more sections focusing on aspects and events in his life, and maybe a section of how he held people in suspense once they started to suspect he was a robot, and how he talked to them and tried to set up tests that they might ask of him. Hmmmmm, lots of stuff. Please, don't leave me in that morass alone, you reminded me that it was there. thanks. Aleister 19:22 5-4-14

Now mainspaced. I did that section on people guessing he was a robot, and came up with another bad pun to include in it. Please give it a once or thrice over to see if more is kneaded. Aleister 12:54 6-4-14

That time I was nearly raped by an Oscar Wildebeest during my sojourn in wherever Oscar Wildebeests come from

As you are one of the few My sojourn authors who are still here, may I ask you if you still this article is good? The variations of the original formula are funny, but maybe you could try writing it exactly in the style of Oscar Wilde? Because there are too many pages that have exactly the same style as the first yak article and in the end it is only the most original ones that the reader remembers I think it could be a great and an original piece with a few more edits, but the final decision should be yours.

Also, have you heard about the UnBooks:My sojourn, which I am making? If yes, do you have any thoughts or comments? Anton (talk) 18:07, April 27, 2014 (UTC)

My usual "acid test" is if reading it cold makes me laugh its still funny. Haven't read that article in years, and despite recalling the "formula" for the series I still chuckled. What's not to love about "Oscar Wildebeest"? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
It is as you wish. But you are sure it can't be even better? Anton (talk) 18:06, April 29, 2014 (UTC)

Also, would you allow me to move it to one of the subpages (chapters) of the My sojourn book? Anton (talk) 18:38, April 29, 2014 (UTC) Here is a more detailed review:

  • The title is great and extremely promising. However, the article is in no way related to it. I still don't understand what a wildebeest is and the "wherever Oscar Wildebeests come from" joke doesn't go well with the article, as there you clearly say that Oscar came from a theatre.
  • The first line is the exact copy of the first My sojourn's first line, which also seems irrelevant where it is placed, for example because it introduces the wildebeest's size, not mentioned anywhere else in the article.
  • The main section poses some problems and raises a few questions. I felt like you were trying to put together a lot of things at once, all relevant to Oscar Wilde, but some not linked to each other, while some other sections contain no such references or only a few of them. Also, did you mean "actors' shit"?
  • The last section has the same weak point as the introduction, there is only one thing that you wrote yourself: "major emotional damage from the biting wit and cutting insults", which is a great joke, by the way. The article would look a lot better, if you made it a bit more personal! I felt that some parts of it were just filled out as a form.

Also, is "Somdomites" a mistake?

Apart from that, the article is very funny in some places and definitely has a lot of potential, so it would be great if you could do something more with it! Anton (talk) 18:27, May 6, 2014 (UTC)

"Somdomites" refers to the actual mistake that the Marquess of Queensberry wrote on the calling card to Oscar Wilde. See, Uncyclopedia is edumacational and everything. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
OK. And if you are not going to answer my other points, could you please tell me your opinion about UnBooks:My sojourn for a change?

I heard that if a person says no to a request, and then you ask him something else, he will be more willing to accept it, than if you asked that second thing in the first place. Now, thumbs crossed... Anton (talk) 11:00, May 7, 2014 (UTC)

(First request to Anton) Anton, will you blow my father? Thanks! Aleister 11:35 7-5-14

Forum:The Free-Form Encycopedia

Could you reativate Forum:The Free-Form Encyclopedia? Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 09:03, June 30, 2014 (UTC)

The word is actually one word, Freeform. Mhaille is both free and some kind of form. He jumped off a bridge and lived. Fortunately it was just a piece of bridgework from an old ladies mouth, because he had misunderstood the concept. Don't quote me on that though (it may have been a bridge game, stories sometimes get mangled in the retelling). Aleister 21:47 30 of the 6th month of the year '014

Adopt me?

I'm a scared noob with an inflated ego seeking a tender-hearted mentor. I can barely navigate through here, let alone format an article (or be funny). Can you Adopt me? MyColony (talk) 15:56, July 1, 2017 (UTC)

As a general rule I'm mostly too busy these days with other shenanigans, but I'm sure one of the other people you've asked will make a great mentor. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)