User talk:OpenFaceSurgery

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Newcookie.gif emc has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Your first award. Keep up the good work. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:40, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

A blessing[edit]

Thanks for your support in my nomination for admin, I don't know what I did, but I'll try to keep doing it. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:21, 31 August 2006 (UTC)


Bucket of Piss[edit]


You have become close to my heart with that rining endoresment of Evil Jesus. Thanks for your contribs and support.

Lapsed Catholics and their Guilt[edit]

Armando and I have been talking about a page on this topic, but so far we've both put all our effort into trying to guilt the other one into doing all the work. --User:Falcotron/sig 01:54, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Suburban homeboy[edit]

In honour of your good taste and breeding for selecting a deep, socially conscious and literate satire as Suburban homeboy for featuring, I tip my cap to you. Hurrah!--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:11, 19 September 2006 (UTC)


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American Fundie Magazine[edit]

This humble Uncyclopedian thanks you for your vote. It warms my jaded heart to know that there is, indeed, a place for satire on Uncyc, even the blunt, spooky shit. You're also one of the users who voted for Suburban homeboy, so it's partly your fault that this has been my best couple of months here, ever.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:04, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

Not a problem, I just vote for the good stuff. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us.png MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 15:18, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
(It's best to keep replies where the conversation started) It's good to know that some of my stuff is the good stuff. Now I can walk up to undercover cops and say, "Hey, I've got some of the good stuff." That'll be cool.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:26, 23 September 2006 (UTC)
Hahaha, be careful with that. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us.png MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 18:46, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

Das Love Boot[edit]

Thanks for fixing the German. When I used the interweb translator I had no way to confirm that it was properly translated, except for feeding the German-ized text back into the translator to be re-Englished (which resulted in funny enough mistranslations that, for the most part, I just left them as is).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:23, 26 September 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Skip School[edit]

Wow... Thanks for voting for my article on VFH. Finally, my lack of volunteer work, failure to socialize outside of the interweb, and ugliness have paid off. Again, thanks! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A

Super shot, that[edit]

Hey OFS, how's it going? Did you actually write "Cricket terminology" or just move it? I'm trying to contact the author to congratulate him or her on some very funny stuff. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 09:56, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

I moved it and a bunch of people have been adding stuff from there. It is quite hilarious, though. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us.png MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 02:24, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote![edit]

I guess I must have forgotten to say!

On The Color Problem. Glad you liked it. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:42, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting[edit]

SmashSpeckys.jpg MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page.
*Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really.

MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:28, Dec 6

This is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. I love it. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us.png MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 07:17, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Mister OFS sir[edit]

Please provide three excuses for that whole sockpuppet issue + 1 pie. Thank you. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:12, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

I stuck it on the J.R. "Bob" Dobbs talk page. —Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us.png MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 07:27, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas![edit]

WinterBreakCalendar.PNG Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:54, Dec 17


Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:44, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans[edit]

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

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Joyous victory for political correctness![edit]

WinterBreakCalendar.PNG The Led Balloon thanks you for keeping our school systems politically correct to the point of absurdity.
But really, does anyone care?

Thanks for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:27, Dec 23


Wurst.jpg You are presented with one (1) serving of delicious
Currywurst in thanks for your vote for me for NoTM.
Extreme caution should be used when eating
a mixture of Indian and Wisconsin cuisine. It might just get you killed, or worse yet, give you heartburn.

Keg1.jpg You are presented with one (1) keg of delicious ice-cold
Canadian Beer in thanks for your vote for me for NoTM.
Extreme caution should be used when drinking
or operating machinery. And be sure to keep away from
children under six.

As per thanks,----MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 20:38, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Discordian Template Award[edit]

Sacred Chao.png This user is a Discordian

-- at least in some sense.

Someplace or other I saw you were a Discordian, so you've been awarded this template to use as you will! Add it to your user page. Tattoo it on your bum. Eat it if you get hungry. Do as you will. Miley Spears 04:31, 22 August 2009 (UTC)