User talk:Projectmayhem666

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My Talk Page Policy[edit]

  1. I reserve the right to remove anything on my talk as I see fit, although I probably won't, if I remove it, don't bother reverting back.
  2. Like everyone else, any queries you post on here will be responded to on here.


If you are looking for previous content from the talk page please see below:-

  1. Archive 1

Is this a pristine talk page I see before me?[edit]

Why, it's positively offensive. I hate goodness, hate virtue, I don't want purity to exist anywhere. I want every talk page corrupt as hell. Or whatever the quote is. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:33, Apr 14

HAHA! Well I hadn't had any activity for a month or so, so I decided to just archive it all, this is the most action I've seen in months on here The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 10:49, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
You haven't had any action for months? Have you tried going into a brothel with your dick sandwiched between a Visa card and an Amex card? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:56, Apr 14
It's worth a try, however the brothels around here don't take card, just cash or drugs The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 11:03, April 14, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, I see the problem. Sir is frequenting the wrong type of brothels. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:08, Apr 14
It maybe wrong, but it's the only place I can fulfill my special requirments. The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 11:13, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]

You made it possible for the Giant Jew Band to play on the front page. Thanks for your review, your nom, and your suggestions! Al des chain 21 4

Wow, an unexpected surprise. Thanks for the great pee review and the nomination. I expected one of your low-20s reviews, so I'm not exag., a surprise. I like the page too, and had fun writing it over the weeks. The main reason I used the large pics was that the first one is what inspired the page, and I trust my subconscious (or unconscious, depending on the time of day) muse. Then when I found the second giant picture it was a lol affirmation to myself that the size was ok. Ah, Sy's mysterious death, all the clues are there. Memphis, 1954, tutoring a hillbilly etc., Elvis drowned him! For whatever reason, the King had to drown the man that he knew to be King before ascending to the throne. The old war photo, that's meh, I just needed an old looking photo to put on the page, and couldn't find any other vintage photos on Uncy (I'm still lame on uploading images). I agree that a touch more humour in a couple of places is needed, and I'll consult my muse when it emerges from its stupor. All in all, thank you, and honestly surprised. Aleister in Chains 15:41 16 4 mmx

You're most welcome, I give honest reviews, I only put that I didn't like the large pictures, I'd have reviewed it before but it was tagged. It's a very good article, I wouldn't worry about the pictures thing, you can't be good at everything. I did miss the hidden link there anyways, hope it gets featured (it will) --The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 16:28, April 16, 2010 (UTC)
And thank you for the idea to have the crowd cut loose at their first gig! What a perfect addition to the concept, in many ways that puts the history timeline of Rock and Roll on its way, right there, at that moment. Very nice catch, and suggestion. Yay! p.s. what did you think of the solution of the drowning mentioned above? I don't want to put in on the page because it's a fun hidden extra for those who catch it. Al sans chains 23:11 16 4 mmx
I just figured it fit a lot more, I don't know if you've ever seen the film The Wonders, about the band, when they do their first gig with their new drummer everyone is just like "He's drumming too fast" but then get up and start dancing to it, sort of had that in mind. I think you should keep it subtle, I'm not an Elvis fan personally which is probably why I didn't understand it, others may do. --The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 07:52, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

Well well[edit]

I just found your little dedication on the dumb ass article. Very sneaky, as normally I'd see it as a USERNAME template. Now, I'm trying to figure out how much humor was involved in that comment. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:29, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

You've lost me, of course it is stupid o clock in the morning, which article? --The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 00:00, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
[1] ~Jewriken.GIF 06:22, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
Ha! I forgot all about that. It was moderately humorous, nothing personal though, it would have been the last person I'd just spoken to on here and it happened to be you. --The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 16:26, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
Ah. I was like GOD DAMN USERNAME TEMPLATE. And then I went into - GOD DAMN! NOT USERNAME TEMPALTE! O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 22:38, April 18, 2010 (UTC)
Took your sweet time though, it was over a year ago. --The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 08:36, April 19, 2010 (UTC)

Emo Thanks[edit]

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You made an emo girl happy!

Because of your vote you gave, you have earned a kiss from that happy emo girl, as well as being spared from an mean emo's wrath.Iwillkillyou333 is also happy he made this nice, depressed template as a nice thank you.

Now go get that emo girl's number, and take her to watch a warehouse fire. Fun, isn't it?

--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 02:36, April 22, 2010 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Fight Club[edit]

I did it after it was stuck in the review lab for a month.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 00:20, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you very much! --The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 10:06, May 10, 2010 (UTC)

The page move thing...[edit] all cool. I figured it was probably more lack of knowledge than anything else. This also means that nobody will come along and slap a QVFD on it as well.                               Puppy's talk page12:58 16 Jan

Republic of Wadiya[edit]

A conceptual problem with this page is that (I hate to break this to you but) Wadiya doesn't exist. The point is that, this being a fake encyclopedia, no one desiring more information or jokes on Wadiya will ever read your article. Your time would be better spent on an article (new or improved) that relates to one of the world's existing corrupt tin-horn dictatorships. There are a few that are completely untapped by an Uncyclopedia article, and many others that could stand being dragged in a new direction. I like to refer to Wikipedia so that the humor is based on a seed of truth. Spıke Ѧ 14:31 16-Jan-13

I see, I only had a concept anyway, I'm at work so until I get home nothing will really be done, but I'll see if I can adapt it to a real place. I could use Etritera or however it's spelt (where Wadiya is on the map) but it's not really a dictatorship. I did toy with the idea of adapting Wadiya to it but the only problem I see is that 99% of people won't have ever heard of the place. The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 15:37, January 16, 2013 (UTC)

Exactly! I see that our article on Eritrea was deleted last Christmas Eve pursuant to a vote at Votes for Deletion: fortuitous timing! You can create this page, use {{Title}} to have it come up claiming to be a page entitled Wadiya, and proceed from there. I don't believe there is any rush to get there before someone else stakes this territory. There is utterly no need to make it an accurate description of Eritrea, or even claim to relate it to Eritrea; though, again, reading the Wikipedia article WP:Eritrea always provides more fodder for jokes if you need them. Happy editing! Spıke Ѧ 15:47 16-Jan-13

PS--To clarify: I am not asking you not to write fantasy material, merely to give it a superficial cover that will help us complete our collection of country articles. On the subject that not many more people will be looking up Eritrea than will look up Wadiya, you can boost readership after the article is done by including links to it in a navigational template, or at appropriate points in other articles. If the article comes to acquire a comedy theme (for example, parlaying Islam into political control of a population) (and it should have some such theme), then you can link it wherever we write about similar themes. Spıke Ѧ 16:02 16-Jan-13

Will give it a go, may take a while this is going to be quite a casual write up, I haven't written one in years and I'm probably old and unfunny these days The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 20:51, January 16, 2013 (UTC)

I saw that some of your "Wadiya" files had been deleted ("per user request"). I didn't see the request but trust that all the important stuff is in your "Eritrea" files. Separately, you have a User:Projectmayhem666/:Eritrea/thing that looks like a typo. If this is a mistake, you can list it on UN:QVFD for deletion. Spıke Ѧ 12:46 17-Jan-13

Well the great britain article used a template like that which is how it came about, I then noticed the England article didn't require a seperate template (was certain it didn't) so I've copied that. Anything titled Wadiya can go. I can't remember how to list on things like that. I can't even remember how to do a Pee Review template it's been so long! The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 13:04, January 17, 2013 (UTC)

It was me who added them onto QVFD, seeing you slapped a {{VFD}} on both of them. I was pretty confident that was your intention, but if you need them back ask an admin.                               Puppy's talk page01:09 17 Jan
Thanks, it was intentional. Country box done, now I'll wait for inspiration to strike The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 13:16, January 17, 2013 (UTC)

Front Page Message[edit]

Hi Projectmayhem. Why are you not signing your messages? What's with the other message on the Main Page talk section?? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:03, January 17, 2013 (UTC)

If I didn't sign I'm sorry, thought I did. Was just being cynical, don't really want it deleting.The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 17:51, January 17, 2013 (UTC)
Ok..regards the sig...I see you have done a Socky. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:55, January 17, 2013 (UTC)
Probably haven't been on here in too long, but what's a Socky?The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 18:02, January 17, 2013 (UTC)
It is a certain user with a certain style of signing his posts. Spıke Ѧ 22:20 17-Jan-13
Ah, wasn't intentionally copying, It's been the same signature for 7 years, I copied it from something else, I think from when you don't sign it. Was a long time ago. The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 22:25, January 17, 2013 (UTC)
That's not a problem. We recently had a party on someone's talk page where everyone copied the framework of my signature. (Happily, they have all switched back, as none of them wants to be me.) Spıke Ѧ 22:28 17-Jan-13

King Bhumibol Adulyadej[edit]

Would anyone have any objection to me making an article on King Bhumibol Adulyadej? Since it's illegal in Thailand to defame him and an editor just got 10 years in prison for doing so; I thought it might be worth while really letting rip into him and Thailand, just for shits and giggles. The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 12:15, January 23, 2013 (UTC)

This sounds like exactly the thing we are here for, and I don't see anyone else beating you to it. Go wild; I'll watch and offer suggestions. Separately, though, don't edit Talk:Main Page. If you really need to broadcast to all users, go to the Village Dump. If you merely need advice, consult another user, such as me at User talk:SPIKE. Spıke Ѧ 14:01 23-Jan-13
PS--We have an article on Thailand which is in disrepair (and might be a better spot for your work than creating a new page under a name that no one in the English-speaking world knows well enough to type). We have one major user living in Thailand, and I commented to him that he was perfectly situated to repair the article; he replied that he was perfectly situated not to, and now it's clear what he meant. Spıke Ѧ 14:03 23-Jan-13
Thanks, I'll see if I can rewrite it and add a special section for king whathisname. I thought I'd ask before making it in case our Thai user gets arrested for such things being written on here, or I cause an international incident or something. But I'll go ahead and write he's a ladyboy that likes to be called bunny or something. The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 14:13, January 23, 2013 (UTC)

Hello there[edit]

Well this is a pleasant surprise. Cheers for the vote. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 18:12, June 5, 2015 (UTC)

Hi there, don't mention it. I don't use this site a lot so any replies here will be delayed :P The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 20:58, June 14, 2015 (UTC)


You have deleted this photo from your user page, for privacy I imagine. However, if you click on the file, you will see that it still appears on many pages, probably as a result of your User:Projectmayhem666/Review template. If you want it gone from the site, edit these pages and then list the file at QVFD so that the photo itself is deleted. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif08:57 14-Mar-16

Thanks, I didn't realise until today it was still on search engines and stuff. Projectmayhem666 (talk) 06:14, June 3, 2018 (UTC)