User talk:Romartus

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The storyteller is "naturally stoned."

Page rape[edit]

InB4U Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif11:57 8-Dec-20

Indeed!Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:02, 8 December 2020 (UTC)


I don't like your additions. QAnon, despite professing "right-wing" conspiracy theories, the GOP is giving a good leaving-alone, to the extent it's controversial when a candidate retweets them. If it's a joke, it's a listcruft joke like putting "Morons" in the template. You could put "KKK" in {{Democrats}} based on history, but they are really not the party now. Meanwhile, Sidney Powell, especially now that Trump has cut her loose, is making indirect political contributions (and taking Republicans' eye off the Georgia campaign) but is a bit player compared to the others in the list. It's probably already too late to think about featuring her. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif12:34 9-Dec-20

I understand a couple of Republicans elected were/are QAnonites, so appear to be a faction in the Republican Party. Regards that particular template 'GOP', I noticed it really starts with Nixon. So mirrored that with Kennedy. Regards KKK, that's historical now and both parties essentally swopped part of their bases. Adding or subtracting certain names is fine on the templates so won't fight those changes. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:32, 9 December 2020 (UTC)

Nancy Pelosi[edit]

Yes! this needs to be more than a redirect! But I dislike one of the comedy themes in the Intro, the idea that different extremes have different opinions of her. This is bread-and-butter stuff for a legislative leader, and requires you to write a catalog of opposing stereotypes. My favorite comedy strategy is Pelosi as Marie Antoinette, with her taste for dual industrial-grade freezers full of gourmet ice cream, and for sneaking out during a Covid lockdown to get a mask-free hairdo from a salon that was shut by order. Another strategy might be to compare her to recent leaders; is Hastert still in prison for child molestation (found out when he withdrew huge sums for hush money)? Who is the Republican leader? most Americans don't have a clue. (Kevin McCarthy of California. He's not funny.) Talk radio is burning up right now on Pelosi's sudden warming up to a Covid "relief" bill now that we have a vaccine (Huh?) and a new President (Aha!). Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif14:59 11-Dec-20

I am aware of the hair salon story and will allude to it. I like the big fridge and gourmet ice cream (Ben and Jerry's Virtue Signallying Flavour?). That's good. I will research the rest. Regards the intro, I am taking that line as regards Pelosi from if you like 'Radicals' like the Young Turks network and their denouncing corporate Democrats and their allies. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:49, 12 December 2020 (UTC)

Odd, at the moment moderates and radicals in each party are at each other's throats. MAGA people are professing their faith in Trump as Lord and Savior, this popular man must have won and all we have to do is assemble facts to prove he did, then invoke the Insurrection Act and seize all the ballot boxes, and finally secede. The moderate wing will blame them for a double loss in Georgia that would let the fun really begin. AOC and her greater number of Marxists in a smaller Democratic majority are ceasing to celebrate their win and asking themselves what if that cipher Joe Biden doesn't deliver us any spoils? Happily, the Supreme Court (notably Trump's own picks) remember that it's a federation and Texas doesn't have a case about how a vote goes in Pennsylvania. Will Trump try to waltz back in in '24 without paying some dues in '22? Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif12:51 12-Dec-20


I retitled and tightened up the section on Leo. However, the paragraph below the quote confuses me. Is the resistance to iconoclasm taking place in Rome, Constantinople, or did Leo's decrees hold sway in Rome as well?

Also, I moved the Theodora photo to the section that discusses her, but this created a dearth in the middle of the page. You might want to dump in another photo. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif18:12 30-Dec-20

In Rome Leo's edicts were resisted in Rome and not enforced as the imperial troops rebelled agains the emperor. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:44, 30 December 2020 (UTC)

It took a read through your Leo the Iconoclast to see that his edict was also binding on the Papacy; now clarified. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif20:28 30-Dec-20

Binding but unefforcable if your army rebels in Italy. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:16, 31 December 2020 (UTC)

So can you see if Iconoclasm could take a couple more photos? Perhaps one for my "Constantine V for Vendetta"? Can you do a photo assist at Convention of States? Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif11:29 2-Jan-21

Ok. I will look at both. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:27, 2 January 2021 (UTC)

Thanks. By the way, did Krum have offspring? Were they referred to as "Krum crushers"? Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif16:16 2-Jan-21

He had at least one son called Omurtag who succeeded him. Also known as 'Omur' the builder. Brother called Bob. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:02, 3 January 2021 (UTC)

M*A*S*H v Cheers[edit]

I stumbled on this while working UN:REQ. A strange but funny read from Sog1970, though wrong namespace (as he was told during Pee Review), and Sog himself doesn't think highly of it. VFH-worthy? Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif14:34 1-Jan-21

If it is a Soggy, always a possible feature. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:15, 1 January 2021 (UTC)



I imagine you are writing an UnNews about the promised Peaceful Transfer of Power on the 20th? I do recall that Your Side was responsible for all this. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif19:07 7-Jan-21

If you mean 1814 and all that...yes! It was for Canada. Don't burn Toronto!!Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:24, 7 January 2021 (UTC)

At the moment, I can't get anywhere near Toronto. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif19:25 7-Jan-21

Well, you went to bed without putting this to bed, so I stole your photo and wrote UnNews:Trump plans peaceful transition‎. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif12:05 8-Jan-21

No problem. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:24, 8 January 2021 (UTC)

UnNews:FBI creates website to track down insurrectionists[edit]

I kibitzed here. Please, write about America in American! [Formerly "FBI create"] Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif13:10 8-Jan-21

Oliver Cromwell[edit]

One of the more erudite of the local talk radio hosts asks whether Pelosi with her retrospective impeachment, and Twitter with its de-platforming, are trying to outdo the treatment given Cromwell. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif20:13 11-Jan-21

Cromwell was executed posthumously in 1660. Some of his living lieutenants got the full hanging and quartering by the adherents of King Charles II. There is a book written by Princess Diana's brother that goes into the subject with some detail So don't think Trump will get that literally. And there is always Parler to hide on. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:24, 12 January 2021 (UTC)

Not literally, no. But having defeated Trump, the left is now eager to figuratively cut out his tongue, then cut off his nose to deter a rematch, a totally negative manifesto competing against an adrift personality cult. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif11:04 12-Jan-21

Hope so (figuratively). Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:28, 13 January 2021 (UTC)


I kibitzed here too, as "the chop" calls to my mind Jane Fonda doing the signature Atlanta Braves cheer with her hand. This suggests an illustration. (Keeping the last section last for Soggy's benefit.) Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif16:29 17-Jan-21

The Ghost of Christmas Past[edit]

Hey, it's Sog1970. Hope all is still well. I've yet to die of Covid but I'm working on it.

For some reason, after a mere six or seven year break, I wrote an article . I stuck it on the other site but I thought I might put it here too. Problem is, when I try to log in I can't remember my password (obviously) and when I try to reset my password it says that there's no email associated with that user name.

I suppose I could submit it anonymously. I just don't want to. Is this something that happens a lot? -- 09:45, 14 January 2021 (UTC)

Welcome back, Soggy! If you are bedridden, you might also work further on M*A*S*H v Cheers anticipating its eventual featuring; says from years ago that you didn't think highly of it, but I did. Admin Llwy-ar-lawr is probably the best person to help you recover your credentials here. I believe she said the articles came across but the Wikia user profiles did not. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif12:46 14-Jan-21
Thanks. I tried that but, unfortunately, there's no edit option for me on her page (or Spike's). So, I can't even ask what I'm meant to do next. There is a strong possibility that this is just because I'm both technically incompetent, forgetful and incorrect in what I just wrote. Suggestions? -- 13:53, 14 January 2021 (UTC)
No, it's because, vandals. I'll get a message to her. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif15:23 14-Jan-21
The Great Soggy! Welcome back. Hope we can get your log-in fixed. You can also email me at Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:12, 14 January 2021 (UTC)
Hi, sorry for not getting to this. I can recover your account if I have an email address for you, which I'll add to the database so you can reset your password. You don't have my email, but you can send one to Romartus. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 19:27 16 January 2021