User talk:Thekillerfroggy

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You're gay. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Nov 23 '12 9:14 (UTC)

What do you think?[edit]

What do you think of Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Nom ready?--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 20:40, November 23, 2012 (UTC)

Looks quite good to me, fella. Give it a shot! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:10, November 25, 2012 (UTC)

Can you fix my sig?[edit]

It copies the code inside of the sig instead of the sig.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 03:22, November 24, 2012 (UTC)

Looks like you got it, fella. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:08, November 25, 2012 (UTC)


I got my audio file in, so now you can lock Being and Nothingness back up again if you so please. Welcome to the machine.jpg MATTHLOCK 20:31, November 24, 2012 (UTC)

The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today![edit]

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Nov 29 '12 5:33 (UTC)

By the way..[edit]

Highly amusing and absolutely justified sarcasm aside, your insistence that this website is a cold dead corpse and "had a good run" in the past tense makes me want to slap you, Batman and Robin-style. However, it's Christmastime, so I will give you a candy cane instead.

Candycane.gif Kip the Dip has given you a candy cane!
Oh crap. I forgot you were Jewish.

Dude! I was going to demand that he caress my privates in a loving, gentle fashion. And now you've gone and given him something sticky that he'll get all over his hands! Way to ruin it all, Kip. Bad Kip. Screw you, Kip. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Nov 30 '12 21:45 (UTC)
Man...I was planning on sucking all of the puss out of his pimples and you instead give him candy that will create more pimples? Zheeeeesh !!! --ShabiDOO 08:26, December 1, 2012 (UTC)
All this whining has inspired me to try out my new holiday template for the first time.
Gelt.jpg Kip the Dip has given you some gelt!

Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 13:07 (UTC)

SPIKE ban[edit]

Does this mean he isn't coming to the office Christmas party?
File:Buzz Killington

Because I'm his secret Santa. YOU READ NOTHING. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 11:33, Dec. 10, 2012

If SPIKE has overstepped the mark, then a one month ban is way too long in my view. I banned Aimsplode for a week for openly abusing Simsilikesims and Frosty gave Matthlock a two week ban for creating a vanity page to attack an ex-girlfriend. I trust you will reconsider the length of this particular ban. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:51, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
Sorry, but I have to correct you now Romartus; Matthlock created a page about Final Fantasy (a game), not about his ex. He only created one section where his ex was mentioned and attacked and so on. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 07:27, 14 December, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks for the correction Cat. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:55, December 14, 2012 (UTC)

In the spirit of your own words to Aleister a few months ago[edit]

You really need to calm down. --ShabiDOO 18:18, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

Seriously, since when is poking by for two minutes before I go to bed and being the only funny person on the site equivalent to being angry? If all of you cared as little about the site as I do, then we'd all have ourselves a wonderful site. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:53, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:43, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
I believe this is his version of this, only with fewer words and (oddly for TKF) no curse words. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Dec 11 '12 8:46 (UTC)
Also I'm not quitting. Quite the opposite. I'd like to stay, since this is actually a pretty okay place to peruse for five minutes a day. It would just be so much better without all the shitty users, y'know? Ain't rocket science. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:38, December 13, 2012 (UTC)
FU TKF. I will leave when I am good and ready. (Or when you perm-ban me.) ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Dec 13 '12 9:38 (UTC)
It can be your new tell us all how stupid we are. --ShabiDOO 10:40, December 13, 2012 (UTC)

SPIKE ban[edit]

Hey, I have reversed your block of SPIKE for what I assume was this comment. While that comment was perhaps not the most amicable, it was by no means as overtly disruptive as you made it out to be, nor even beyond the usual manner of interaction that any new users should learn to expect with any Uncyclopedians. Using it as grounds for a ban is not something I can agree with, especially in light of the far more degrading block summary, and also of your prior interactions with the user in question.

In general, if you don't like what someone said, I would suggest you talk to them. Bring it up on their talkpage and ask them to revise or strike their own comments instead of jumping to the block button, as that is much more likely to get through to folks. Though it may seem the simpler option, just blocking people without talking to them, in particularly ones with whom you have an apparent history, is far more effective at driving others off the site than anything someone might say on a page.

As it stands, were it not for our history, I would probably block you myself for you own personal attacks and dickish behaviour, but as it is I will leave that to the wider community to decide, if they care to. -— Lyrithya 23:55, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

Shouldn't you be off stealing a website? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:48, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
You both deserve to be busted down to "rollbacker" and banned for a week. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Dec 11 '12 8:22 (UTC)
How come you don't own uncyclopedia yet, seriously --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:30, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
I'll ask next week, when I'm at Wikia HQ. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Dec 11 '12 9:32 (UTC)

Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost![edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Dec 12 '12 14:11 (UTC)


I didn't know you had a private business --ShabiDOO 21:19, December 16, 2012 (UTC)

To quote from the company's history page: TKF company was founded and incorporated in the State of Ohio in 1947 under the name of Associated Millwrights, Inc. Primarily an erection company at that time.. Indeed. I see a link. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:45, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
The jig is up!!!! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:16, December 17, 2012 (UTC)
It was the "reciprocating vertical lift" which gave it away. --ShabiDOO 18:28, December 17, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks, and asking for some advice[edit]

I greatly expanded the ending of the Claudette Colvin page, adding a new section which now contains the end quote. This was on your probable well-meant push to fix the page, combined with a general disdain for the users which also serves to educate. Can you take a look. Does the page need more, or does that balance it out a bit? The stuff about "Mommy of the civil rights movement" and the little section which honors her can also be seen as a satire, as a counter-point, to the lifelong honoring of Rosa Parks. If we honor Colvin instead in at least one article, that's satire serving a purpose! That's my feeling anyway. If you could take a look at it and see if any of the ending is going in the right direction or does the job. I'll keep polishing the page. Thanks. Aleister 17:47 17decemb12

TKF, I'd really like you to please take a look at the updated page, it was changed, polished, and added to because of your comments. Is it close to being in the ballpark - like just outside in a taxi about to enter the ballpark - of you taking back your no vote or is it so far gone that when the dogs bark it feeds them nothing but soup. I'm asking you totally because of the subject matter. I think it would be fun for this to be featured and honor Claudette Colvin (that is the satire! Nobody honors her, we can) a satire playing with a very important but seldom spoken about event in the history of the 20th Century and in social movements in general. Please take another look as a reader. Thanks. Aleister 17:55 WinterSolstice'12
I do appreciate you earnestly improving the article's structural issues, and also your perseverance to try to win over my vote, but as it does in many of your articles, the prose puts me off in a way that I cannot exactly put. This is not a slight against you at all. I can read it, see the beats it hits pretty clearly, and understand it both as a piece of comedy and writing. I do respect you as a writer, but unfortunately I do not find this style, though it has superb rhythm, very funny except in fits'n'bits. You use this voice/rhythm in a lot of your articles, because it is your voice (and I also respect that: you have tremendous command on your writing, an imprint). The best parallel I can think of right now is Jim Carrey, who excels as an actor and comedian when he restrains himself juuuuuuuuust a little but, but often goes extremely over the top because he is good at that too even though it's kind of distracting and annoying and makes me want to change the channel. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:42, December 22, 2012 (UTC)
You know who likes liked Jim Carrey? 15-year-old kids. I know, because when I was 15, Jim Carrey was FUCKING AWESOME. (No seriously. There was this chick whose first name was "Awesome", and he was fucking her.) ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Dec 22 '12 16:20 (UTC)
Thanks for the explanation, which is another one of your lessons on writing (I've seen them, read them, copied them to my page where I put interesting stuff. Everyone's funny is different, so I take that into account of VFH and VFD, and even if I don't find the page worth even a smile, I put lots of other considerations in there. Encyclopedia style (even somewhat) counts lots, if it's satire in a different way of covering a subject matter, that counts to me, if it's a unique idea even if sits all by itself (perhaps an unconscious allusion to Colvin), and other people's reactions to it. If something is going over extremely well, even if I don't see it as a great feature, it's good enough. That's why I like The Camera Obscura Collection of Hans Helmuth Saltzman (1602-1668), it has everything in terms of great satire, and then people wanted it to be more funny although it was such a unique piece of writing and concept that it fooled people in the field it covers and we are lucky to have it. I digress, and thanks again for taking a look. Aleister 16:31 Festivus-eve'12

Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:38 (UTC)


I was going to check on something I said to you in 2010 on your talk page but you appear to have deleted your archives. Do you intend to restore them? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:52, December 20, 2012 (UTC)

Are you sure? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Dec 20 '12 18:08 (UTC)
Aha! So that's where he put them. Thanks BB. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:22, December 20, 2012 (UTC)
He's a sneaky froggy fuck. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngThu, Dec 20 '12 21:40 (UTC)
das me! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 09:43, December 22, 2012 (UTC)

Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.[edit]

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia.png ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:29 (UTC)

Just drop your pants, forget the eggnog[edit]

Hey, you immature fuck, you're welcome. Oh, you were too immature to thank me? True. Anyway, I hope you turn over lots of new leafs with the move. I want to maintain my pages here too, and at least look in on this site quite often. Does leaving this site mean admins are leaving their admin duties here? If so, can I at least have a ban stick and some of the other tools, even though I don't care about admin status, so I can zap vandals like flies on the wall. Thanks. Aleister 13:55 3-1-'13


Wow, and I was worried about me getting into an admin war...

I know emotions are going to be running high tonight, mine certainly are, but maybe it's best to try to keep things steady while we go though this change? I'm not sure it's wise to quash Spike or Lyrithya's voices while this fork is happening (unless it's totally unavoidable, and hopefully we won't get to that point) -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 03:20, January 5, 2013 (UTC)

Spike screwed himself over by being a huuuuuuuuuuge dick. The move is entirely incidental. Lyrithya undid it without knowing any of the context merely because she saw me do it. Spike's ban is unavoidable: he seriously needs to learn a lesson about arrogance. I will restore Lyrithya's powers (though she still has her "voice," she was never banned) on the off chance that she's understood the reasoning for the ban and calmed down, though her ragequit from IRC doesn't exactly give me a lot of hope... --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:29, January 5, 2013 (UTC)
I'd say that in a big shake-up like this, nothing is totally incidental... after all, aren't we all, like, somehow joined, in a universal and meaningful way? But anyway, just wanted to say it. I'll go back to more generalized worrying now -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 03:37, January 5, 2013 (UTC)
Thanks for the words, Sannse. Sorry this is all so stressful on our all-connecting cosmic bond. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:40, January 5, 2013 (UTC)

Stealing my UnNews[edit]

My UnNews article was apparently copied to Free Uncyclopedia by this sockpuppet without my permission and/or proper attribution, as per the Creative Commons license. Now, if you excuse me, I need to go gloat over this for a while. --Mn-z 17:48, January 22, 2013 (UTC)


I believe in this VFS, admin votes count as normal. Also, the page is still protected, but it looks like the protection should have expired. --Mn-z 18:31, January 25, 2013 (UTC)

Aye, just read more closely at Chief specifying that. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:22, January 25, 2013 (UTC)
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