User talk:Zana Dark/archive02

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My Talk Archives:

  1. Sep 11, 2006 - May 18, 2007
  2. May 19, 2007 - Nov 09, 2007
  3. Nov 09, 2007 - Jan 05, 2008
  4. Jan 06, 2008 - Feb 28, 2009
  5. Mar 01, 2009 - May 05, 2009
  6. May 05, 2009 - Jun 04, 2009
  7. Jun 05, 2009 - Nov 11, 2009
  8. Nov 12, 2009 - Jan 08, 2010
  9. Jan 08, 2010 - Aug 20, 2010
  10. Aug 21, 2010 - Feb 10, 2011
  11. Feb 11, 2011 - Feb 07, 2012
  12. Feb 18, 2012 - Sep 07, 2015

May 19, 2007 - Nov 09, 2007

Thanks ever so much![edit]

Just wanted to again thank you for your Vote on UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman. Kisses, good karma and hugs! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:14, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Finger cymbals ting-a-ling for you![edit]

User:Prettiestpretty/ that Prettiestpretty is a bit bitchy!

Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:12, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

You have been recognized a little.[edit]

AmericanBastard shows his appreciation for your contributions to a curiously inept article, HowTo:Be Random, by awarding you with a firm hand shake and this useless template. --AmericanBastard 22:35, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Award moved to userpage

Possible change of species[edit]

I found you were the last person to edit the New Age article after I did. Any connection with Dark Natasha? Have you ever thought about becoming Kitsune? We think you have potential. If you decide yes, someone will get hold of you, shortly.

I'm glad that you have some fuckin' class[edit]

Thank you! SMILEY FACE! --  Le Cejak <-> 02:04, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey, Zana, remember me? You gave me a... whatever it was, for writing Classy? Would you be willing to review an article of mine? (I'll be watching this page) --  Le Cejak <-> 06:07, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Sure! pick your poison...  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:09, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
REALLY GOOFY, but not sexist
fairly sexist game
not that weird, but it IS sexist
You can do 1 or all three or whatevs. Thank you, Zana, woot!
--  Le Cejak <-> 06:16, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Thank you Zana! Would you want to nominate it? (It looks better than me nomming my own article) --  Le Cejak <-> 06:45, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Oh wait, let's fix the grammar fix if you found problems. --  Le Cejak <-> 06:46, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
I have no idea how to get articles featured. That should really be quite obvious. =(  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:00, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
You've been a sweetheart helping me with my various articles. As far as VFH, that's fine, Fridays are not the best day to nom an article anyway. Do you think I'm funny enough for writer of the month? (That's a whore, mind you. A blatant whore.) --  Le Cejak <-> 13:17, 9 November 2007 (UTC)


Please ask me BEFORE you move stuff into my user talk page. Thanks. -Razorflame 14:57, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Ask me before you fill my review with nonsense!  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:58, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

pics would be nice.....[edit]

on my page.


You do know that blanking a page is a VERY bad thing to do, eh? -Razorflame 15:05, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, Todd Lyons can ban me again if he wants...  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:06, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Pics would be awesome on my...[edit]

page. Colin "All your base" Heaney 15:11, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

I will add them, feel free to move/delete as you wish! =)  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:15, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Cookie for Unscript[edit]

Here's a cookie for your Unscript contribution :)

Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

--Razorflame 17:54, 8 November 2007 (UTC)


Please look at User:Razorflame/Ideas and tell me if you think any of them are worth pursuing further please? --Razorflame 18:14, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Heyy :)[edit]

Thought I'd drop by and say hi...Also to say that the head in your sig has to go I'm afraid :( Pictures in signatures can be a maximum of 12px. Just thought I'd let you know BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Nov 8, 18:38

Ill make it 12 pix in 2 sec.  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:39, 8 November 2007 (UTC)


First of all: CEX was made in August. You can't just tag it with a WiP and call it a day.

Second of all: VFD is a democratic process in which users vote to delete articles based on quality. If you don't want it deleted, for whatever reason you may have, you don't just remove the nomination and leave a condescending message in the edit summary. Things like that can get you banned for a pretty long time, and with your history of sockpuppets and month-long bans, I wouldn't expect leniency. You vote keep, instead. Is that clear? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:09, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Or, like most fed up with the rule of admin-nazi's I could just not vote at all and continue to do things like WRITE articles instead of CONDEMN them. I'll choose the latter, thanks  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:10, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
If you must feel it's your duty to save the article through not-voting, then rewrite it so it's salvageable. Otherwise, us conformists will obliterate it, and you could do nothing to do to stop it. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:12, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
Also, Godwin's Law, lol --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:13, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
No hard feelings... You want to burn a few bridges you gotta start a few fires =)  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:15, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
Also, if you want to save a page, just start a sub-page in your userspace. Maybe use C+P to get the code from wherever it is to something like User:Zana Dark/CEX. That way, if the page gets deleted, it doesn't affect you at all and you can create it again when you're done. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:17, Nov 8
Also also, being a rebel here won't get you anywhere but out the door. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:20, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

It's not a good idea to be irrational with the admins...Zana....-Razorflame Flame war.jpg (contributions) Talk 20:18, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

If I lived here Id be a wikipedian, get my drift? I think you all forgot that this is supposed to be a comedy website.  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:22, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
We like to keep it that way by deleting what we perceive to be unfunny shit, like CEX. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:23, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
Okay, I UNDERSTAND .... Just remember, someone out there thinks its funny, and it may be more people than you think it is. Not everyone has time to troll the VFD's.  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:24, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
If you think the article is funny, do what TLB said above. Meanwhile, we'll let a little thing called the democratic process see otherwise. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:26, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
YEAH, I KNOW... I've saved a few articles in my day.  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:28, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

I'm with stupid (see post 2 up)-Razorflame Flame war.jpg (contributions) Talk 20:25, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

I did rewrite Friedrich Nietzsche to be somewhat funny when it was near unbearable to read. FYI  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:32, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Aw, c'mon...[edit]

Welcoming IPs? No, no, no... make 'em register! Welcoming IPs is frowned upon by our higher-ups. Registration is easy; let's stick with that, hm? Oh, and if the IP had enough redeeming value to them that we would need their help, they should register for an account anyway. --Andorin Kato 06:27, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Addendum: owing to this, this particular IP isn't likely to be of much service. --Andorin Kato 06:28, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Whatever, I can welcome whoever I want... and that is whoever makes me laugh at the moment. Not you right now, nope. Sorry you're not funny...  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:30, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
I wish I could say the same thing, but it's against Uncyclopedia policy to welcome IPs unless they have ridiculously good contribs. Which, unfortunately, this one doesn't. --Andorin Kato 06:49, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
I'll keep that in mind when I'm recruiting cage fighters.  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:50, 9 November 2007 (UTC)


Where do I sign?! <º((((><

Ask away, ye adoptee... ;)  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 11:25, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

How cool.... I'm so excited my fins are a tremblin! Can I have a badge so everyone knows I belong to you? Goldfishrock 11:39, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Consider it done - made especially for you =)  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 12:16, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for my badge and my sig! Love 'em Question one... how do I remove the contents box from the top of Goldfishrock page? GoldFishRock Goldfishr.jpg contribs talk    Saturday, 17 April 2021 20:53

Which content? -Razorflame Flame war.jpg (contributions) Talk 16:27, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Insert this code somewhere on your page to remove your 'Table of Contents': __NOTOC__  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:30, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you GoldFishRock Goldfishr.jpg contribs talk    Saturday, 17 April 2021 20:53

It is I...[edit]

Can you help me get a blowjob train, innit? (By the way, I'm not a chav) --Sunny bacon 13:13, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

You are adopted! Ask me anything you wish! –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:43, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

You troll you....[edit]

Thanks for your introduction to the world of uncyclopedia, your comment was surprising (in that I actually got one) but pleasing.

For your service I recognise you as a true Wiki Troll, an honor beyond mention :p

May you Troll the internet forevermore,



Nice template! Here's your reward:

Award moved to userpage.
LOL, Thanks sugah, but wich one??? I made about 5 or 6 in the last 24 hours... ;)  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:42, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

The most recent one. Nice work getting people to convert to Zanism :) -Razorflame Flame war.jpg (contributions) Talk 16:44, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for all the 'Playful Nudges' - Couldnt have done it without you. Feel free to award yourself accordingly.. *hint hint*  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:46, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Article Writing[edit]

I don't think that I am good at writing articles. I think I will just sit back and make proofreading or QVFD'ing and reverting my I don't think that I am a good article writer....-Razorflame Flame war.jpg (contributions) Talk 17:34, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey, whatever works - we need all kinds of editors arond here. Consider yourself a valued member of the Grampo Nazi Team! (Grampo = Grammar + Typo)  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:37, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Not that I won't still try to write articles that may end up failing, like my more recent UnNews articles....I'll still write articles, they will just fail...-Razorflame Flame war.jpg (contributions) Talk 17:38, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

That's nonsense... You have cage fighters on your team now ;)  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:40, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Cage fighters may start helping me by helping me make these two pages work:

  1. UnNews:Chile Caught Smuggling Chili Powder -May not be worth working on.
  2. UnNews:Cheney gets attacked by Quails -probably worth rewriting...

-Razorflame Flame war.jpg (contributions) Talk 17:43, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

New UNIB[edit]

I've just added a new UnNewsInBrief article in the page that I told you about earlier. Maybe you could have a look at it and tell me if you think it would be worth making into a full fledged UnNews article? -Razorflame Flame war.jpg (contributions) Talk 21:09, 9 November 2007 (UTC)