User talk:Zana Dark/archive05

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My Talk Archives:

  1. Sep 11, 2006 - May 18, 2007
  2. May 19, 2007 - Nov 09, 2007
  3. Nov 09, 2007 - Jan 05, 2008
  4. Jan 06, 2008 - Feb 28, 2009
  5. Mar 01, 2009 - May 05, 2009
  6. May 05, 2009 - Jun 04, 2009
  7. Jun 05, 2009 - Nov 11, 2009
  8. Nov 12, 2009 - Jan 08, 2010
  9. Jan 08, 2010 - Aug 20, 2010
  10. Aug 21, 2010 - Feb 10, 2011
  11. Feb 11, 2011 - Feb 07, 2012
  12. Feb 18, 2012 - Sep 07, 2015

Mar 01, 2009 - May 05, 2009

Last but not least......[edit]

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Thanks For Being Groovy!

I am both deeply humbled and appreciative of your vote to promote me to Knight Grand Cross of the Order and shall send the magic van round to your flat with virtual contraband

To the dirty little stinker who left skid marks behind and didn't let me settle for number two.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  15:59, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Thank you![edit]


Good day, old chap! Thank you indeed for your vote on my article, UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English?.
As a sterling reward, I will not deliberately make this text extremely tiny around these pictures of some rather cracking Japanese girls I've supplied for you.
... I say, are you still there, old boy?


--SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:52, 2 March 2009 (UTC)


thanks its my first article I've been thinking about other things to add I know it's pretty short...feel free to do whatever to it--StonedJeff 19:46, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

PLS 2009[edit]

heyyy so i logged in real quick and i noticed this "poo lit surprise" competition. I wanna win best article by a noob. I'm brainstorming article ideas if you have any could you let me no? i saw theres no pee review allowed and all so could you teach me some formatting stuff? thanks!! --StonedJeff 02:18, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Consume this cookie![edit]

Award moved to userpage

For undoing those things that guy did. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:54, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

A brief section[edit]

Would you like to help out and write one of the 10 apocalypses for us here? (Number 7 to be precise)

YTTE appears to be MIA on this one and me, SYS and Sock have been keeping the torch alive. We were talking about a female based apocalypse at the bottom of the page and your name was mentioned as the potential best available author.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  07:30, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Sure, I'll give it a go... But to warn you: I think it might have something to do with a giant vagina (tastefully of course)!  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:47, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
Sounds interesting! Can that vagina be shaved too? yukyukyuk. Congrats on the feature!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  08:58, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the spinning pot leaf gif, just what I needed to put above Jay Sherman on my talk page!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  23:05, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

What is the realitivity of this[edit]

History is shit and smells of waffles and many other various odours[edit]

Hi thats all whats up and in soviot russia baby aborts you Okay in the future ill leave longer disscusions())crayola))>--Soviotkandyland 17:55, 13 March 2009 (UTC)soviotkandyland

Hello and welcome to Uncyclopedia![edit]

Modusoperandi alerted me that my welcome message had the ability to make the text that follows it invisible. All you need to do is add "<br clear=all>" to the end of the message. If you like I'll fix it for you. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:56, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

THX, I gots it ;)  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:32, 14 March 2009 (UTC)


How did you know I was looking at ur page? I'm kind of new to this website... Can you help me with stuff? Fresh meat 09:30, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

I'll leave another note on your talk page.  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 09:51, 15 March 2009 (UTC)


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahhaa--StonedJeff 22:12, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

hey can you show me how to make my name cool and put a lil mary jane leaf after it?--StonedJeff 22:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

answered on user talk page  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:29, 18 March 2009



I wanted to make my user page kinda like yours - but I just have pictures right now. I guess I nned help with the code?

I also have ideas for the Meat article - what should I do? Fresh meat 01:40, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

I can help you add backgrounds and template boxes (I think that's what your referring to???) on your user page if you don't mind me editing it. In the meantime, add whatever text you want also, and I'll help format that as well.
Start your own article about meat here: User:Fresh meat/Meat. I'll keep an eye on it, and help where I can.
PS: have you heard of the Adopt-a-Noob Program?  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:55, 16 March 2009

OK, I will start gathering stuff. I have these photos I uploaded... I thought maybe you could use them in your chick magnet article.Fresh meat 02:44, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh and can you adopt me please? I saw your name on that list. Fresh meat 02:46, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Sure, and thanks for the pics. :)  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:21, 16 March 2009

Ah, a female uploading multiple pictures of marijuana leaves[edit]

Is there anything more arousing? -RAHB 06:12, 16 March 2009 (UTC)

Ummm, how bout a female uploading multiple pictures of marijuana leaves IN THE NUDE ;)  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:14, 16 March 2009
Well, there's always that. And even moreso while making Lebowski references. -RAHB 00:01, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

OK, I present to you my arse for you to tan...[edit]

(Huff log); 23:46 . . MrN9000 (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "Template:PN" (You are going to kill me...)

Why did I delete it? Does anyone else have a personal rewrite template which they spam all over the wiki? What would happen if everyone had one of those? The place would be full of everyone's personal templates, and the wiki would be a right god dam mess. As you know no one is allowed to "own" a page unless it's in their userspace. It's just not on. I'm not trying to piss on your chips, but if I let you do that then everyone will want to do it, and that's just not what we are about. We are a open wiki which anyone can edit. I'm sure you know that this kinda thing is not allowed, and I hope you understand why I have done this. This is what got you in trouble before is it not? Sorry Zana. You probably think I'm even more of an asshole than you did before. I'm around IRC... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:54, Mar 16

Let Me Tell You Something, Pendejo -

You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

This may seem mean, but I assure you, it is not  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:18, 18 March 2009

Thanks for just being and my many mudkips enjoyed it.[edit]

Award moved to userpage

Thanks for, uh.....posting that thing on my whajjamacallit. I appreciate it!

Therefore, I give you thing. The preceding unsigned comment was added by T3naciously (talk • contribs)

Why, thank you?  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:30, 18 March 2009


Phenomenal!! Let's put it up (us meaning you because I don't know how, thanks sorry!) and see how it does!-- - StonedJeff talk to me 17:59, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

Ok, it's up here: HowTo:Pick up chicks... I also like to it on the mainpage under recent articles. There was already an existing article, so technically the article is categorized as a rewrite. I'm gonna put an article box on your user page... If you don't like it, feel free to remove it/change it. =)  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:17, 21 March 2009

O i didn't even know i thought i made it up o well...nah it can stay thanks alot!! hope it gets some feedbacck...btw i LOVE my page i added some more pics too thanks for making it so awesome-- - StonedJeff talk to me 15:03, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the Message[edit]

I submitted a number of articles already on this site. I could not stop reading and laughing at the truthfullness of the articles. It's about a site like Uncyclopedia made it on the internet. I cannot tell you how many assholes there are in this world. There are a lot of smart assholes too. I will focus my articles on them because assholes come in all shapes and sizes. Don't worry, I will be very funny and not mean. Is it possible you could read my submitted articles and tell me if I need to further revise them? This way, you can let me know if I went too far. I have the tendency to do that. The preceding unsigned comment was added by BlueHighlander (talk • contribs)

Sure, I'll leave you another message on you talk page.  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:02, 21 March 2009


I started my article. Can you take a look at it please?  FRESH MEAT   talk to me 06:47 23 March 2009

Cool. Love to.  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:01, 23 March 2009

need an article on Se7en movie[edit]

(self explainitary) -- 00:07, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

I'll see what I can come up with. ;)  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:02, 24 March 2009

You are pissing me off[edit]

Not only do you use VFD to pursue a nasty little vendetta against an admin a few weeks ago, you're now editing archives and reverting me. Your reputation really does you justice, I'm going to revert the archive edit again, you're welcome to contine the discussion aomewhere else the discussion there is closed. End of.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:21, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

You want to allow MrN9000 to call me stupid and then render me unable to respond? Um, OK cool guy.  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:23, 24 March 2009
Two seperate issues, one go talk to MrN9000 of he has pissed you off, second one making VFD operate well, that can't really happen if theres little private feuds on archives, taking up poopsmith time etc. This is straightforward to me, I ask that my time here is not spent dealing with this sort of thing. Thanks and peace:)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:30, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
Answered on both talk pages  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:38, 24 March 2009


Extra thanks for nomming. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:14, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

No, no... THANK YOU! And I especially thank your huge penis ;)  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 22:18, 30 March 2009

HowTo:Get Over Jenny[edit]

Zana I took your review advice and now the article is finished and up for VFH. (PS thanks for the good review. I got 2 reviews after that and they coincidentally went up by about 5 points each time. 30-35-40)--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:46, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Also... This is on VFH, too. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:56, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

IC reminder[edit]

Hi Zana Dark, just dropping by to let you know that we haven't seen you at IC in a couple weeks. Maybe you've been busy, maybe you've been on a two week bender, but regardless of your excuse, we need you. Imperial Colonization is all about participation, and being a Colonizer requires an active commitment. If you're not up for it, there's nothing wrong with that. Just let us know. But if you do wish to continue calling yourself a Colonizer, get out there on the front lines, maggit! (If you do not participate in this coming week, we will be forced to remove you from the roster.) Cheers! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:21, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Help with sig[edit]

Could ya help me get an awesome sig? Thanks. Kinda new. hah. HouseMDfan

Answered on user talk page.  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:45, 5 May 2009

Please Go Here[edit]

And tell your friends--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:22, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

Uh, Zana[edit]

It's great that you're helping out a new user and all, but the reason I moved HouseMDfan/sig is because it's not supposed to have that title. That puts it in the main space, and it should be in the userspace. It's just a naming convention thing. Any particular reason I shouldn't delete the mainspace page? -RAHB 06:31, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

OOPS! My bad homie... totally could you please delete them? love your penis, thanks  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:35, 3 May 2009
Heh, no worries. -RAHB 06:40, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Im sorry but was that a confession? I was gunna say somthig but it might not be all that straight as i want it. Dammit, I caught myself but to late. Those penis jokes are sneaky aren't they - soviotkandyland | ())crayola))>  15:34, 5 May 2009 (UTC)