User talk:Zana Dark/archive07

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My Talk Archives:

  1. Sep 11, 2006 - May 18, 2007
  2. May 19, 2007 - Nov 09, 2007
  3. Nov 09, 2007 - Jan 05, 2008
  4. Jan 06, 2008 - Feb 28, 2009
  5. Mar 01, 2009 - May 05, 2009
  6. May 05, 2009 - Jun 04, 2009
  7. Jun 05, 2009 - Nov 11, 2009
  8. Nov 12, 2009 - Jan 08, 2010
  9. Jan 08, 2010 - Aug 20, 2010
  10. Aug 21, 2010 - Feb 10, 2011
  11. Feb 11, 2011 - Feb 07, 2012
  12. Feb 18, 2012 - Sep 07, 2015

Jun 05, 2009 - Nov 11, 2009

UnNews audio[edit]

I really like the message for your recording in progress thingy. The graphic is great too. Any chance there's somthing to do with Frank Zappa there? Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:17, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Actually, I've been using that image (and the one at the top of my talk page) for a long time to disguise the fact that I'm a female in a male-dominated venue. That's my facial hair there, I'm an uncyclopedic Frida of sorts. And yes, there is kind of a resemblance to Frank Zappa as well. I thought it was hilarious about 2 years ago, anyway.  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:08, 6 June 2009
My wife loves the pic. Wait until she does one: there'll be competition amoungst you vixens to be "da wackiest lookin' broad". Loved the new audios, by the way. Oh, and while I'm here, I'll whore this File:UnNews Kansas abortion doctor killed in his church.mp3 out to you. let us know what you think? Thanks. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:32, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
Your wife must join the sisterhood. Does she write articles here as well?  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:42, 8 June 2009
No, she's not much for writing. She's not much for sisterhoods, unless there's an element of the bat fuck insane; still, she's unpredictable and dangerous, so maybe. Congrats on your nomination; well deserved. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:53, 9 June 2009 (UTC)

Ooh, look a template has appeared![edit]


 Why, thank you for voting for my recently featured article. It's nice to know that you also enjoy laughing at gullible people getting their comeuppance. You're obviously as funny in the head as me!
(Not that you're funny in the head or anything.
Well, you are a bit. But in a good way, I promise!)

Nameable 16:12, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Nameable ((mumble)) 09:14, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

An important announcement from your friends at IC.[edit]

Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!

Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization projects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?

Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.

Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:08, 6 Jun

Hi Zana. I want to put your Lurking up for VFH. Let me know if that is ok. I will wait for your answer. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 16:37, 6 June 2009 (UTC)
Hi Zana. I have added more comments to my pee review. As you will see - I have changed some of my views on it but remain positive all the same. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 17:29, 6 June 2009 (UTC)


Great job on the audio report of the Tide article. I really enjoyed it. Is there a particular kind of article that you'd like to do an audio report on? If so, let me know and I'll write it. --Clemens177 23:08, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

I love narrating articles about music, movies, and controversial subject matter. And I'm better at female character voices...  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:32, 8 June 2009
Narrating about movies and controversial subject matter? Well here is one that I have tailor made for you! UnNews:Fourth holocaust movie puts Tehran on alert As to the male quotes - any fake Convenient Store accent in a moderately deep voice should do! Hope you like it! --Clemens177 15:53, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
I'm looking forward to hearing this piece. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
Thank you, Zana, great job, as always!! --Clemens177 20:45, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Me again[edit]

Hey, finished my latest article, a rewrite of negative potato My version is here: User:Fuentfue/Negative Potato give it a quick look and tell me what you think. And I'd like to know how (if it's possible) that my article could replace the one in the main space? Does there need to be a voting process of some sort? Thanks --Saleenmustang.jpg fuentfue Saleenmustang.jpg My Talk : My Awards 21:24, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Talk to the original creator of the article here. He is still active, apparently. And I believe he's a Brit as well.  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:35, 8 June 2009

Newb Project[edit]

Greetings and Salutations Zana! How can I make a template? I wrote this crap here: Cat#cite_note-0, and thought it might be a good enough concept to place it next to a graphic with a colorful box around it. (BTW plumage was coming along nicely before I took a break from it... I think about you every time I ignore it. I think it will be ready for review by the end of the week.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  07:22, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

There is a template you can edit here. To use it, enter the code {{User:Happytimes/template}} into the page like so:

WARNING: Not to be used as protection from a tornado.

The following data, up until now, has been heavily guarded information, and revealing it will probably get us in trouble. So don’t take this information lightly.

 –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:31, 8 June 2009
Thanks! I will tinker with this soon, although the example you gave me is pretty kick-ass!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  06:05, 9 June 2009 (UTC)
Update! I made a template for my user pages... and stuff. You're a true inspiration!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03:24, November 18, 2009 (UTC) (<-- Newb Article) (Newb Concept -->)



The potato logo looks better if the background of the header section is white as well. Does it hurt your eye much if it's white? I'll swap it back and see how I like it myself. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:53, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

I decided against it, I just added some white marginal to the image, it's tolerable now. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:57, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
Looks good that way as well. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 19:32, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

I Will Possess Your Vote[edit]

Hey Zana. I apologize that there's no clever template for this one, but I just wanted to thank you for voting for UnTunes:I Will Possess Your Log before it fades out from VFH...

Cheers. --T. (talk) 15:32, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

Template spam[edit]

Snow white2.jpg The Narrator Would like to thank you all...

For voting on his rendition of Snow White.

"It’s a fine story. Has everything a child needs to learn about the universe and it’s capricious, unfair ways."

I heard you were a girl. Is that true? Also Hi, you weren't on my watchlist, That usually means I don't know you. I do know. :d    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:18 17 June 2009

I've beeen known to have a \,/adge from time to time. Take that however you want. ;)  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:22, 18 June 2009

'Lo Zana[edit]

Very impressed by what you've been doing with the portals - they benefit no end. I notice you've been contact portal creators/maintainers before working your magic - feel free to just go ahead and do the Art Portal any time you feel like it or get round to it, no need to mention it to me. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:51, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Thank you so much!  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:20, 18 June 2009

*Hey! Hey! You! You! Wanna help collaborate!*[edit]

On this? I started and got lost on it, and was wondering what you think could be done with it? Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:12, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

I'll take a look soon...  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:22, 18 June 2009

Ooooo, very nice.[edit]

Thanks for the little portal theme thingy, it looks stunning. You know, if you'd like to take over work on that one or something, I've been much too busy lately to actually get it done. I'm sure you'd be able to do a much better job than me. Although I do think the logo should be different, seeing as that one already belongs to UnTunes. -RAHB 06:58, 19 June 2009 (UTC)


to put it in a nutshell, I'm a noob, sorry you. Should have known better I did read all the guides and things. I like u person, u track me down

Oh, sorry! Yes I heard of the program but I don't spend that much time on the site, I might give it ago though. --El Cheeso 13:22, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

I hereby award you...[edit]

...3 Special Points, for giving the portals their much-acclaimed aesthetic touch. This will promote you to Der Unwehr rank of Leutnant. Have a nice day, madam. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:17, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

Religion portal[edit]

I moved it to your userspace because it was taking up valuable room in the WIP section. Way to go.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 03:29, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

I've been giving the idea of a Religion Portal a lot of thought lately... it seems like a thing which must be done. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 13:19, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Apparently You're The Best[edit]

With those audio talky-thingies. I have been a writing slump for a while, so instead of writing, I thought I'd go back to fix my best article, HowTo:Get Over Jenny. It seemed to be missing something, and i realized that something was audio. I stopped by to see if you'd be interested in voicing Jenny. It's a very small part, and not at all urgent, so don't do it if you don't want to. Ya know, just if you're bored and want something to take up a minute or so. I've got all the other parts done, but what female impersonation sucks horribly. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg User talk:CheddarBBQ 16:50,29June,2009

Any chance you can email me what you have already? I kind of want to hear it if I'm going t6o get the pacing/tone right.  –  FuhQ.gifUser talk:Zana Dark  ZDsig.gifUser:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:15, 30 June 2009

You got problems[edit]

Got the audio to the MJ UnNews, and you giggled when you said "anal cancer." Other than that, flawless job. ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 04:30, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Hi - Adoption[edit]

Do you still? I'm new, I need guidance and someone to keep the bullies away... please... --El Sid 18:53, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, but I thought I was being adopted to be trained to become one of the Elite, not as caged entertainment for them :'( ;) --El Sid 09:26, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Probably a bit weird, but...[edit]

Award moved to userpage - THANKS! :)

--Testostereich 14:24, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]

Thanks for the audio to the drug march!!! I love it :)

I know its not much, but it should keep them withdrawals at bay for at least 5 minutes:

Award moved to userpage

Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 06:31, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

Random :)[edit]

...where does the time go...ohhh zana zana zana do u even remember me? im sorry ive been such a lazy brat its been ages since ive written on here...i got caught up in so much i havent been able to take a break...i promise im guna try and write something i cant tonight but definitely this week The preceding unsigned comment was added by StonedJeff (talk • contribs)

Award from UN:REQ[edit]

Award moved to userpage

MadMax 18:38, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

You say I ain't worth a dollar, but I feel like a millionaire[edit]

I have not forgotten thee. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:35, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks For the Audio!!![edit]

Thank you for the audio to the epic phail

I really dug it awesomely!

Here is a shiny Word for you... because i errr ran out of beers.

Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 07:37, 3 August 2009 (UTC)


Hehe, is this where I ask you to adopt me? —Mazaka (talk) 18:49, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Hello again! Um, my userpage and signature kinda suck. Can you help me make them cooler? --—Mazaka (talk) 04:36, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Well...I'm open to pretty much anything, but in my sig, maybe you could show me how to put those little flags in it? And I'd like it to be kinda light purple, like the color of links you've alread clicked on, you know? I like the font, though, so we can keep that. that clear? I kinda feel like I'm not explaining it right, so let me know if I'm just confusing you. XD

As for my userpage...maybe you could show me some coding (or whatever it's called) and tell me what they do...or something. Sorry, I'll think about it. I just started high school, so my top priorities haven't exactly been making the coolest page on Uncyclopedia...So I'll let you know what we can do at a later date.

Thanks! --—Mazaka (talk) 05:07, 29 August 2009 (UTC)


I just came to as to be adopted, but I noticed there was an option to whore myself around too, so I'd like a little from column A and B. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Lord North (talk • contribs)

uggghh imm so sorrry[edit]

im being such a flake sorry i keep saying im gunna come back and stuff idk i want to i just cant find time and then i forget and stuff, i do like it here and your awesome i've nearly missed the whole summer now though, tmorrow i'm gunna do soemthing, i'll try and fix or expand an article or something promise. The preceding unsigned comment was added by StonedJeff (talk • contribs)


Yezzz...yezzz...haha. Thanks! :3 --—Mazaka (talk) 22:54, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

I ♥ you too, Zana.[edit]

Honestly. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:39, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Attention Colonizers![edit]

The brief era of peace we've been enjoying has once again been shattered by the IP horde. And since those pot smoking, tree hugging liberal faggots repealed the draft the IC forces are stuck with the likes of you. You are therefore ordered to report to the front lines at once for briefing. Once we have decided our plan of attack, we'll march into battle post haste. You're dismissed Zana Dark. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:31, 11 Sep


Hi Zana, this is Mazaka. I lost my old password and I didn't enter a password into the website so I had to make a new account.

...You can adopt me again, right? I already put my old userpage on this one, so...yeah.--Pelargonium 04:24, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Never mind --—Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)

Ah, Octopussy[edit]

Now that was a movie. -RAHB 13:22, October 25, 2009 (UTC)


Hi. I have added a link to my Pineapple article I wrote a while back. 'Took me a few tries to get the hyperlink correct tho'. I hope it's okay w/you. Smuggler in Lost Angeles.  :)

Okay, you mangy colonists.[edit]

I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:49, November 11, 2009 (UTC)