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Young Master Niff says:
"Her most adorable Luvvykins is not in at the moment.
Please, do leave a tummy wub..."
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"Her most adorable Luvvykins is not in at the moment.
Please, do leave a tummy wub..."
Luvvykins has solo-written the following features
Luvvykins has co-written the following features
With Mhaille
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Featured Article: Gastrorgasmic Cuisine This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
Luvvy's sockpuppet has written the following features
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Featured Article: HowTo:Survive a Baby This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
Excerpts from fan mail people have sent me. Blessed darlings...
From EugeneKay (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
| “ | In the off chance that you're curious about such things.....
1) I am ripped drunk 2) I am sporting a huge boner 3) I have a distinct interest in your tits, among other unmentionable bits 4) Mr Luvvy better take good care of you 5) How are you? :-p |
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From PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
| “ | [...] I did have a few issues with the phrasing of the article, and it's because it is written by somebody who is academically brilliant - you could read work at a much higher Flesch-Kincaid reading level than your average reader, which coincidentally mean that you are likely to write at a much higher level.
More importantly than anything else, it's a well thought out, well crafted piece of satire [...] |
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Hate mail people who can't use my talk page have sent me
From Sarcasmcentral (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)
| “ | While I do love cats, I don't care for your unsolicted advice. I am here to be sarcastic and hone my writing. I could really give a fuck about you, or, frankly, anyone on this site. Fuck the rules, they are liberally slanted. | ” |
Remember all that talk about burning the witch or something?
| “ | Pah! Don't you pay attention to the calendar? December is the Month of Drama, not November. Sheesh, it's like I just threw away my money printing up these UnCalendars. (On another note that's the same note but different, if Luvvy's timeline is correct a bunch of people owe her an apology. Not me though. Complete ignorance has once again shielded me from both responsibility and guilt. Hurrah!) | ” |
- Modusoperandi on A lot of people owing Luvvy an apology