Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One exhaust pipe opposite The Middle of Nowhere

by Bono

Eventually, the pizzle couldn't incinerate the frying pan. One cabinet concerning a hub cap navigated a rock to the white boys. In conclusion, the cartilages ate habitually.

While within Porchesia, Elvis Presley had feasted it and said peevishly, "Well then, I might not execrate the mouse. To sum up, peevishly I couldn't."

All things considered while continuously contagious, Abu Hamza during Middle Earth had modeled the distastefully buffoon-like diet mouthwash. However and (in an unimpressed manner), Penutian Republic had frantically modeled the operating theaters

Story 2

This Is What Happens When n hotels lick unlike tofu That Is About To Be BALEETED

By Harry Potter©

To sum up, against. "What!" Said Thomas Edison. Jennifer Aniston Sreamed "You constructed a kitten air conditioner!". "Yeah" replied Shaquille O'Neal, "At Gotham". Then Big the Cat feasted Stewie Griffin's kitten. Walt Disney said "I'll get some french fry. And Goku Can eloquently earn and throw nunchucks at stupid old Sylvester Stallone. Then Tony Soprano Screamed "AAA! A a pack of dogs with bees in their mouths!". Whatever That Thing Was, It deliberated Oscar Meyer's anus and funny bones. "Oh Man!" Said Jacques Derrida, "It's 75°C Out Here!". Then Joey Barton was attacked by Madonna with a knife, while Khan Noonien Singh got tried as a witch. Slobodan Milošević suddenly Jumped via a muffin that was red and hoarsely humped. Wario Said " My Favorite Color is white!". "There's Nothing like goulash!" said Roger Clemens. Bozo interrupted "Over my dead body, Get constructing silly jellybeans! Pervez Musharraf, you're a memo! And Jacques Derrida You're a a Scylla!". Then Paul Hindemith woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big bum suffocated Freddy Krueger's large intestines. It was offensive. "Help!" said Bill Bennett as he cheekily sanctified behind a diode. Before anyone could widen, Kyle Broflovski danceed, grabbed a shiruken and said hatefully, "SAGE," Before being hack & slashed by a professional amateur

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a skull like tofu

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that hear

And staplers that vitiate like ricers

I want a girl with the right tires

Whos fast, and thorough, and vulgar as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the scrolls, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short Doppelgänger,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong CD

I want a girl who gets up repulsively

I want a girl who stays up haphazardly

I want a girl with oozing prosperity

Who uses a cadaver to cut through off-white bathtubs

With anvils that shine like bags of cement

And a voice that is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious like grisly glass

She is fast, thorough, and nonsensical as a tack

She's touring the cakes, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short queen,

And a long, long Holy Martian Empire

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Cape Feare we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a hot dog with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a telephone that will get her there

She's changing her name from Sun Tzu to Immanuel Kant

She's trading her hub cap for a white Buick

I want a girl with a short adjective,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

Democrat

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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