File:Simon the Splendid.jpg

Summary[edit]

Simon Cowell in his guise as Simon the Splending, the men's restroom magician!

Unfair use: I just grabbed these images from a Google Image Search and smashed them together at high velocity to produce this fucking amazing likeness. The original photographers would probably be pleased to see this end product. But if not, surely they will understand.

Licensing[edit]

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