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Today's Featured Article - Clay

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Clay is a type of fine-grained natural soil material that contains hydrous aluminium phyllosilicates (clay minerals) that develops plasticity when wet.

The presence of clay in folk law goes back to prehistoric times. Indigenous peoples around the world still use it widely for geophagy, which beyond the polite convocations of research academia, means: "eating dirt".

The first recorded event involving clay dates back to ancient Mesopotamia, predominately on the sticky shores of the Tigris-Euphrates river systems. The Sumerians and Akkadians (including Assyrians and Babylonians) found themselves up to their waists in it, while trying to escape the Achaemenid Empire, who subsequently got all eight legs dug in as far as the metatarti fleeing from Alexander The Great, who also got stuck because he was not wearing his wellies. (more...)

Previously Featured Article - Rush Limbaugh

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Rush Hudson Limbaugh III (/ˈlɪmbɔː/ LIMB-bawww; born January 12, 1951) is an American radio personality and conservative political commentator. He is notorious as the host of The Rush Limbaugh Show, a talk radio show in national syndication since 1988 and heard by 15 million listeners, each of which Peter Strzok claims he can smell at the local Walmart. Limbaugh has expressed unacceptable viewpoints on race, LGBT matters, feminism, and climate change; which, if you are out to get him, you can get ammo at Wikipedia. (more...)

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  • 1017 BCE - Plato invents a wicked new toy, but squirrels it away for centuries. Not until the New King James translation of his world famous book The Republic is it rediscovered.
  • 686 - Conan of Cimmeria becomes Pope, is contracted to star in Conan the Destroyer.
  • 1020 - Some Germans once enjoyed a very nice section of the Black Forest until some Romans sacked their village. Today is payback day with interest.
  • 1609 - Ninja Turtle Raphael starts beautifying some buildings in Rome. He will one day paint the perfect pizza.
  • 1805 - Battle of Trafalgar. French/Spanish/Dutch PWND by Nelson.
  • 1921 - Future screenwriter/producer Gene Roddenberry is born. He would later be nominated for Hugo Awards for Genesis II and The Questor Tapes.
  • 1953 - Chaka Khaaaaan is born.
  • 1966 - Sci-fi gains popularity in the US with TV shows The Time Tunnel, The Invaders and Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.
  • 1969 - Obscure singer/actor Leonard Nimoy gains fame by starring in the Mission: Impossible TV series.
  • 1989 - The gateway to Hell opens up for the eleventh time since Britney Spears got out, but it was only to let Mr. Flufferkins go tinkle. Mr. Rogers' neighborhood never recovers.
  • 1992 - Rachael Ray's chicken gains sentience.
  • 1997 - Neurotic Egomaniac Day is renamed.
  • 2007 - Buster Keaton is slowly forgotten once again.
  • 2008 - The artificial language Klingon is found to be just a variant pronunciation of English by Scots and will be forgotten in a few years.
  • 2009 - The Star Wars franchise is celebrated worldwide as the most popular sci-fi series ever. George Lucas continues to hanged in effigy worldwide.
  • 2015 - Marty McFly and Dr. Emmett Brown arrive in Hill Valley from the year 1985.

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