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Today's Featured Article - Pepé Le Pew

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Pepé Le Pew is a cartoon French skunk introduced by Warner Bros. in 1945, illustrated by Cockney animators in "pen and ink." Le Pew has a Charles Boyer-like French accent and is constantly on the quest for love, independently of whether the objects of his conquest were on the quest for a gropey skunk. Happily, Le Pew's entire career was before the advent of Smell-O-Vision to the cinema, and audiences could mostly experience Le Pew at greater than nose's length.

WB executives believed their Looney Tunes catalog of short features contained nothing for the stalker and rapist communities. Le Pew was thus created by animation producer Eddie Selzer, who at various times claimed Le Pew was patterned after one of his gropey colleagues or an idealized version of himself. (more...)

Previously Featured Article - New Panama Canal

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The New Panama Canal is an ambitious project designed to overcome the limitations of the existing, piddling Panama Canal that bisects the equally piddling Republic of Panama. (more...)

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  • ... that NASA built the shuttle buses used to take astronauts to the space shuttle to the same exacting standards it used to build the space shuttles themselves? (pictured)
  • ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
  • ... Aabye is a popular Danish name, with over a thousand people named Aabye Normal?
  • ... that intellectual theft refers to the stealing of one's ideas, not his IQ points?
  • ... what goes around, gets pretty dizzy after a while?
  • ... that you need to stop reading this page and get a job?
  • ... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?

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On this day...

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June 13: Double Entendre Day *wink wink*

  • 1891 - A horse walks into a bar for first time. Historians are not sure if he was a little horse.
  • 1898 - A chicken "crosses the road" for the first time, but the event goes unnoticed by the media except for the news truck that ran it over.
  • 1954 - A priest, rabbi and a minister walk into a bar, an event also unnoticed by media due to lame double entendre jokes that follow.
  • 1955 - Martin McFly goes "back to the future" where things are "heavy" and Oedipal projection problems develop, requiring playing of Johnny B. Goode before it is written.
  • 1956 - The word "whoa" is uttered the first time in history by a man seeing the worlds most beautiful woman completely naked being eaten by a giant robot octopus skateboarding out of a burning helicopter.
  • 1967 - Thurgood Marshall "joins" the Supremes. The newly augmented group shortly releases their next album, For Great Justice.
  • 1974 - A blonde agrees to a double entendre on the condition that all participants use protection.
  • 1979 - George Lucas "releases" his biggest movie.
  • 1981 - Quotation marks become "compulsory" to denote double entendres. Everybody "agrees" to this new law. Some "people" oppose the "abuse" of the "quotation" mark, obtaining a null "support" from the media (wink, wink, double wink).
  • 1982 - Magic Johnson "roots" Yao Ming, gets AIDS.
  • 1983 - Pioneer 10 becomes the first "man-made" object" to "pass the orbit" of Pluto. Uncyclopedian avoids easy Uranus joke.
  • 1985 - Martin McFly comes "back from the future". Girlfriend "likes his truck" and McFly "gets his truck waxed".
  • 1997 - A woman enters into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. And the barman "gives her one".
  • 2000 - World's first self-reflexive "double entendre" is created.
  • 2000 - George W. Bush makes one of his hundreds of speeches to "help" America (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).
  • 2004 - A woman pulls in to a gas station and asks the attendant to "fill her up". Attendant sells her some petrol. Opportunity for double entendre is missed, attendant is lynched.
  • 2005 - Captain Crunch "promoted" to admiral for "services" to the nation.
  • 2007 - A woman walks into a bar, but faints before the barman can make a double entendre. Woman is taken to hospital. Doctor tries desperately to save the double entendre that could have been, but sadly fails and the woman dies.

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