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Today's Featured Article - Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

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Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace is a 1999 American epic space opera film directed by George Lucas. It is the fourth film to be released in the Star Wars saga, the first of the prequels, the first in terms of the series' internal chronology, and the last in terms of everyone trying to convince themselves that the series hadn't lost it.

Set in 32 BBY, thirty-two years before the seminal original Star Wars, it follows Jedi Knight Qui-Gon Jinn and his Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi as they go on a monastic camping trip as a much-needed vacation, after they started to relapse and thought getting out of the big city would do them some good. (more...)

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Previously Featured Article - Mughal Road

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The Mughal Road is a road in the portion of the Indian state of Jammu and Kashmir not under foreign control. It is a way to get between the state's two capitals, Srinagar and Jammu, other than the highly overrated Jammu-Srinagar National Highway (part of NH 44, which was NH 1A before all the numbers were changed). (more...)

Did you know...

  • ... Barbra Streisand was made Pharaoh of Egypt after repeated DNA hair testing proved her lineage? (pictured)
  • ... Ötzi the Iceman was found with an overdue library book, with the fine now exceeding €4.2 million?
  • ... if a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to hear it, Bishop Berkeley will get into a fistfight with William of Ockham?
  • ... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
  • ... that the populations of many endangered species can be increased with a simple Wikipedia edit?
  • ... that a new broom sweeps clean but a Zamboni does it faster?
  • ... if it ain't Scottish, it's crap?

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August 12: Madonna Depreciation Day (Worldwide)

  • 3 CE - The original Madonna writes an original song called Like a Prayer but is prevented from publishing it by an injunction filed by time-travelling lawyers.
  • 1675 - The Vegetable Armistice is signed, ending the Great Tomato War.
  • 1840 - Martin Van Buren is somehow re-nominated for the presidential election by the Democrats, despite being a pretentious douche and insisting on making lame genitalia jokes at passing squirrels.
  • 1908 - First Model T Ford built. It faces stiff competition from the pirate-made Model R (pictured).
  • 1921 - Joseph Lister invents Listerine, Craigslist and high society's A-list in quick succession.
  • 1960 - Echo I, the first communications satellite, launched.
  • 1960 - Echo I, the first communications satellite, launched.
  • 1964 - English novelist Ian Fleming passes away when he is mistakenly served a vodka martini stirred, not shaken.
  • 1983 - Contending that Madonna made an admission of being "over the borderline", coordinated Chinese People's Army and Air Force units attack her while she is on tour. Madonna fends off an estimated 5,000 troops for a week using a high heel and stale popcorn from her dressing room. She deftly uses lawyers in a flanking counterattack; unacceptable casualties cause the withdrawal of Chinese forces.
  • 2005 - Madonna is sued for plagiarizing 4 notes for her song Frozen from poor, helpless Belgian songwriter Salvatore Acquaviva, who coincidentally has lots of lawyers for friends. During a concert in Werchter, Belgium, one of the lawyers accidentally falls onto the stage and Madonna bites his head off. She would later need treatment for rabies as a precaution.

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Ah, a nice cold Guinness, I-- ...What the??? Damn you, you Krauts!

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