Hi <insert name here>
Welcome to the real look of Uncyclopedia, a fully immersive 2D world in which you can delude yourself into thinking that you are vandalizing Wikipedia.
You can now reskin the site for yourself. Click "Preferences" at the very top of the page, then the "Appearance" tab. You can then select the creaky old Monobook skin or the newish Timeless skin. Check out the other settings to further customize things. Don't forget to do a save using the button at the bottom of the page.
We will be adding a mobile skin as well when a better mobile extension of the site is created. Soon come!