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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit an article during a vote to delete it. You can flip your vote if the article improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read why we voted to keep it, the last time.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question, or else the moderator may invalidate the vote. If adding {{VFD}} to an article already under vote, reset the 24-hour clock.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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The Ritz London H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 754 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another oeuvre that Prankster24 banged out in two edits. Unclever rant about a joint with a dress code. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif03:48 22-Jun-19
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So terribly mediocre. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 06:52, 22 June 2019 (UTC)
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Comments
  • Since I have been to The Ritz (in London), perhaps I could expand this to make it look like a full article. BTW. the dress code was a real thing. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:04, 3 July 2019 (UTC)

Ghostemane

Score: 4 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 751 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny dreck, turgidly emo to the end. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 06:49, 22 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only comedy strategy seems to be the author's own disapproval, and the description seems to be without satire. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif10:26 22-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No evidence that the author wants to develop further.  EStop Press here for Room Service 16:19, 4 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Failing, not Drowning. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:12, 17 July 2019 (UTC)
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The Last Antihero

Score: 4 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 708 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rambling and incoherent. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 01:47, 24 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Follows the Wacky Nation paradigm, but without any attempt to resemble an encyclopedia article, or engage the reader. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif01:56 24-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Thought this was a movie. Turns out to be something connecting Beyonce, India, Pakistan and the ex-British Empire. Bizarre. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:42, 3 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service 16:26, 4 July 2019 (UTC)
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Serbian mafia

Score: 4 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 682 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Disjointed and goes nowhere. Discography? --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 04:32, 25 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A grab bag of memes (World War IV, Anne Frank), has the dead-end comedy tactics "nothing is known" and "is said to have", also misuse of "infamous." No redeeming value. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif04:46 25-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Junk. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:05, 3 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service 16:28, 4 July 2019 (UTC)
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Logo Bloopers (Television Series)

Score: 4 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 635 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The reason why lists are a bad thing. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 03:27, 27 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uninteresting in the English-speaking world, utter listcruft, impossible to tell whether author name-dropped thinking that was self-evident humor ("Ellen DeGeneres"! Ha ha ha!) or whether there is no humor at all. Many users from time to time use Uncyclopedia as a cloud word processor to document their favorite Reality TV show; maybe that's what's happening here. Seems to have been dumped here from Dutch Uncyclopedia in a single helping. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif03:49 27-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listicles. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:29, 3 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service 16:33, 4 July 2019 (UTC)
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Omroepsters

Score: 4 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 635 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There's nothing here. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 03:30, 27 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What is funny about it? Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif03:49 27-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More like Wikipedia stub than anything else. Flush. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:30, 3 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Don't get it.  EStop Press here for Room Service 06:00, 6 July 2019 (UTC)
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Omroepsters Recorda

Score: 4 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 635 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another reason why lists are bad. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 03:32, 27 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listcruft, most likely without any humor component. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif03:49 27-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listicles. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:27, 3 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listage.  EStop Press here for Room Service 06:01, 6 July 2019 (UTC)
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James Goh

Score: 4 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 557 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pointless. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 09:05, 30 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's lame to pun on a surname, perhaps all right as a garnish but not as the main course. Also, listcruft. Also, complete vanity; person is not on Wikipedia. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif11:07 30-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listicles+Lame Puns --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:32, 3 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Go.  EStop Press here for Room Service 06:04, 6 July 2019 (UTC)
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Dungaree

Score: 4 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 544 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Should have been a QVFD ages ago. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 21:44, 30 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A concept not an article. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif22:12 30-Jun-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks like the writer had no clue how to develop this further. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:02, 3 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A bit of tinkering from an IP.  EStop Press here for Room Service 06:07, 6 July 2019 (UTC)
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Coca-cola duck

Score: 4 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 543 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rewritten and fitted into Coca-Cola#Advertising. I think only one or the other should be kept and this one is minor enough to delete. Also, Coca-Cola would be sadly lacking in content if that section is removed. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 23:09, 30 June 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sorry, I didn't read the nomination carefully. Nominator has indeed preserved the article's humor somewhere the reader will find it, and the reader won't find it here. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif03:24 3-Jul-19
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Probably no one would search for this.  EStop Press here for Room Service 06:11, 6 July 2019 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:13, 17 July 2019 (UTC)
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  • Anon's article of March 2010 is not great but at least is not as horribly inept as other recent nominees. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif00:05 1-Jul-19