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Votes for deletion

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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit an article during a vote to delete it. You can flip your vote if the article improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read why we voted to keep it, the last time.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question, or else the moderator may invalidate the vote. If adding {{VFD}} to an article already under vote, reset the 24-hour clock.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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Zero Wing H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 7722 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article that will never be improved. Abandoned nonsense. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:55, July 3, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Worthless as proven by the number of editors that have taken a shot. "Engrish" is irritatingly bad. Another gaming article that fails on many levels including failing to say anything about the game. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 20:19, July 3, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is horrible. Sir Roger (talk) 04:57, October 27, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg is what happen ? when you turned off main screen and let Japan out to get some fresh air, for great justice Not English, and not funny. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif17:33 20-May-19
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

  • Hmm... on the fence. I think I kind of like it, but I'm not sure. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 20:24 3 July 2018

Skywalker's Law H T D

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 7722 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Half an idea at best but article is stuck. Mercy kill. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:10, July 3, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stalled for too many years, even after some trying. This one really makes no sense. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 07:21, July 31, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir Roger (talk) 04:55, October 27, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Passable fanfiction, lacking only any comedy. Llwy's "two other starting points" would still require the arrival of a comedy strategy. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif17:31 20-May-19
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unholy crap -- it's awful. The two false starts linked by Llwy-ar-lawr (below) are not as bad but still seem kind of tired and obvious, and not at all excitingly chunky, pneumatic, or effervescent. Snarglefoop (talk) 03:03, 21 May 2019 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.


Why?:Spay and neuter H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 6216 hours
Delete (2)
  1. I wrote this in 2014. I deleted it in June because I think it's bad, but I've recently discovered that speedy deletion of articles by author request isn't allowed here (sometimes?). It's also not mentioned in the deletion policy. Anyway, it's bad. I was trying to make a point, and the sarcasm doesn't come across well or succeed in being funny. No one else has ever edited it, so there's no issue of deleting other people's work here if that's a concern. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 04:58 4 September 2018
  2. Good concept, but would take a lot more work I think. Sir Roger (talk) 04:55, October 27, 2018 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

  • I quite like it. A few suitable images and it could be a feature. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:27, September 4, 2018 (UTC)
  • Sarcasm that "doesn't come across well or succeed in being funny" deserves a resculpt. I am reluctant to vote against nominator, as she does not seem inclined to do more work on it, nor will anyone else, but the rationale is unconvincing. Yes, you don't "own" an article contributed to mainspace even if there are no other editors. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif23:53 20-May-19
  • It's got potential. A few illustrations -- maybe a field of running dinosaurs, with a caption along the lines of "If they hadn't been spayed and neutered we'd be overrun with them", or maybe a photo of a maternity ward, with a caption in bold saying "CONSEQUENCES OF FAILURE TO SPAY AND NEUTER" ... push it just a little farther over the top. (Or maybe I've just spent too much time on Illogico and my sense of humor's gotten all weird.) -- Snarglefoop (talk) 03:22, 21 May 2019 (UTC)

UnTube:Main Page

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 5214 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Delete per this discussion thread--Atomicdragon136 (talk) 23:20, October 15, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:11, November 27, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The result of 1 edit by Anon. He might have contemplated a new name space, but he didn't get one created, nor an article, but a lame {Whoops!} that might be at the start of an article. I did not read nominator's link. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif23:50 20-May-19
Keep (0)

No keep votes.


Korean-American Women H D

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 4296 hours
Delete (2)
  1. I totally understand why IPs have been attacking this page. It's not funny unless perhaps you share the author's racist, misogynistic ideas about Korean(-American) women. It also has a {{fix}} tag, which once meant deletion in 30 days, and that has been there since 2012. Long past its due date and never been "fixed". I don't think this topic needs a dedicated article anyway. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 05:47 23 November 2018
  2. It's a crapfest. Remove. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:10, November 27, 2018 (UTC)
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Now passable after Nigel's edits. Certainly not politically correct due to the way Korean women are portrayed as so interested in making babies, but at least passable. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 14:57, January 9, 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Eminently keepable. Cheap stereotyping is what we do here sometimes; the specific stereotypes range from laughably crude to seriously witty. I don't sense racial hatred, I do sense a grudge toward an ex-lover, but that's a comedy strategy I too have used. Simsie is both a woman and a leftie concerned about gratuitous stereotyping, so her Keep vote carries extra weight with me. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif16:58 19-May-19
    Last I heard, she was a conservative. Did something change? ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 19:13 19 May 2019
  • It's racist and misogynistic only if you decide to take it this way. There's far worse elsewhere on Uncyclopedia. It is pretty stupid and low-class at times but as parody, it is not far off the mark on many (but not all) points. I have known gutless spouses that always ditched homemade Korean food, but that would not be made by adoptees as the article intro supposes. The fix tag is only a warning as is Add A Picture, and was for bad syntax which looks to have been fixed (and nobody removed the fix tag). A candidate for surgery, I feel, not deletion, which I will get to within a week.The preceding unsigned comment was added by Nigel Scribbler (talk • contribs)
  • Revised the article. Please vote on the revised version, still marked for deletion. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 10:35, December 4, 2018 (UTC)
  • Well, it's certainly different now. Not sure what to make of it. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 19:21 19 May 2019

Uncyclopedia2.0 H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 2648 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's terrible. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:58, January 31, 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fundamentally, this article is a directory of other Uncyclopedia-like wikis on Pioneer's home wiki farm, Miraheze, and is not of general interest. Uncyclopedia2.0 is one of two, one-person, self-styled replacements for Wikia Uncyclopedia, which if all goes well the current website should do just fine at and not be one-person. It is a tour guide to various alternatives to being here (including my news site TheMirror), which should be covered by our rule against using Uncyclopedia to send traffic elsewhere, even with Scribbler's improvements. Jaunty stand-up-comedy style starts early and isn't entertaining. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif16:45 19-May-19
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Changed vote. Much improved, cutting out the ESL junk (mostly) and adding humor. Needs more, though. Can't survive on namedropping alone.--Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 08:03, April 11, 2019 (UTC)

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 2644 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'll do 50 articles like this if this is what readers want. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 01:13, January 31, 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just goes to show, junk can live on forever here unless stamped on. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:28, February 7, 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wasn't this article the prop Jack Nicholson used in The Shining? Tries poorly to do what AAAAAAAA did well. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif17:15 19-May-19
  4. I once wrote an article about "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" that has more variety than this but still doesn't fit here. It ends with "All boy and no dull makes Jack a play work". ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 04:18 21 May 2019
Keep (0)

No keep votes.


Arranged Marriage H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 2350 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dreary dull --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 07:38, February 12, 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What he said. Two paragraphs of stand-up comedy, hold the comedy. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif16:52 19-May-19
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No keep votes.


2020 H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 2166 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Worthless stub --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 23:40, February 19, 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What he said. Two paragraphs, misformatted, insult Trump and assert foreign collusion, partisan without cleverness. Remember, anyone is free to create a replacement article "2020", especially when 2020 rolls around and if it happens to be a funny year. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif16:50 19-May-19
Keep (0)

No keep votes.


Hawaiian Pizza H D Tag article

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 1528 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete..--The Pioneer JP (talk) 13:02, March 18, 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Mediocre at best, but I hate Hawaiian pizza. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 21:24, March 18, 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg This is why Pearl Harbor need to be bomb! Stubby, Randumbo. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif17:02 19-May-19
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Mashup of stupid non-facts (invented in 1812 during a war oh yeah) and errors (Hawaiian pizza also has ham on it, as all Canadians know) and written in some variety of not-quite-English Snarglefoop (talk) 03:09, 21 May 2019 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

  • This article was ICU'd by Romartus back in last August, and have had no major improvement ever since. Although I think this could be QVFD'd because of the very fact that it's an article of an expired ICU with no improvements, I would like to hold a vote as a safer measure, considering that the original ICU was not added in a proper style.--The Pioneer JP (talk) 13:02, March 18, 2019 (UTC)
    Abandoned {{ICU}} can be deleted without further safe procedures. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif17:02 19-May-19
  • VFD thinks this article isn't tagged, but it is. Cache? Incompatible code? Mice in the computer? ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 04:20 21 May 2019