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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

  • If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
  • In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
  • It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • List redirects using {{redirect}}. For example, {{redirect|Stupid page}}
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with Old version(s) of or explain in other ways.
  • Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
  • To ask for categories or images to be deleted, precede the entry with a colon. This keeps this page from being added to the category, or keeps the image from being displayed on this page. For example: [[:Category:Name]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
  • If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process
  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
  • When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):


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Today's date is March 30. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.


November 28, 2019

File:Rotsalternateending.gif
Done. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 11:25, 28 November 2019 (UTC)

May 4, 2019 (in my time.)

Sexy barracuda Shouldn’t need to explain. -TyetheBlockhead (talk) 02:33, May 5, 2019 (UTC)

Done. Candidates for QVFD don't require explaining.--Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 19:39, 16 May 2019 (UTC)

April 19, 2019 (in my time)

Movenssicutobjectcursimlignumunumaphobia -TyetheBlockhead (talk) 00:50, April 20, 2019 (UTC)

Deleted. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 02:34, April 23, 2019 (UTC)

April 18, 2019

Julian der haarige Autist Stub and non-English? This won’t last very long. -TyetheBlockhead (talk)|

Zapped by Romartus. I'm guessing the German uncyclopedia.de closed. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 22:27, April 18, 2019 (UTC)

April 16, 2019

สงครามเกาหี Check and you’ll agree. -TyetheBlockhead (talk) 04:05, April 16, 2019 (UTC)

Deleted. Thanks! --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 05:37, April 16, 2019 (UTC)

January 26, 2019

October 22

See note below --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 10:56, October 22, 2018 (UTC)

September 29

File:MEBR.JPG
User:DJ_Mixerr I want my profile deleted due to harassment from another website. This includes the articles I've written below.

I have deleted all the above except for User:DJ Mixerr/Honduras which was moved to mainspace, User:DJ Mixerr/sig which is a signature linked from many pages (I leave those to other admins), and the css and js pages which can only be deleted by Wikia staff. -- Llwy

September 8

Our Lord -- this is a one liner, but it was created almost two days ago so I'm not sure if I'm allowed to delete it.

For this newbie, it has been moved to their userspace with a message left for them. Thanks. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 04:05, September 9, 2018 (UTC)

August 18

File:Dana_hilde_matching.jpg -- This file seems to exist for no other reason than to use innuendo to accuse an Uncyclopedia editor of sockpuppetry. I cannot imagine how it could serve a useful function in an article.

August 9

I_have_a_great_ide_napkin.jpg -- Ended up going with a different image instead. It is not displayed anywhere on the site.

June 30

Undictionary:Southern_fucking_rabbid_jehova -- Article is a short piece of total illiterate brain-vomit spewed onto our sacred wiki by an IP.

June 11

Flag -- Useless article with nothing but a gallery of three ordinary flags ... and what's more one of the (three) images is broken.

June 6

Erick Arold Sotöjsch Vanity article, probably, also posted on Spanish language Wikipedia without images and marked for destruction there. Writer for this is deleted on Uncyclopedia. Suggest killing associated images also since new site image list is highly visible.

Jun 3

File:Projectmayhem666.jpg - Require image removing for privacy reasons. Projectmayhem666 (talk) 06:18, June 3, 2018 (UTC)

May 21

Repitition - Vandalism by FrizzyIsMe. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 17:44, May 21, 2018 (UTC)
Cliffhanger - Vandalism by FrizzyIsMe. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 17:44, May 21, 2018 (UTC)
Extreme accounting - Vandalism by FrizzyIsMe. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 17:44, May 21, 2018 (UTC)
Instagramcrackers - Vandalism by FrizzyIsMe. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 17:44, May 21, 2018 (UTC)
List of Dads Who Make Other Dads Eat Bugs - Vandalism by FrizzyIsMe. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 17:44, May 21, 2018 (UTC)
List of fruits that cannot legally be carried on certain public transport systems - Vandalism by FrizzyIsMe. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 17:44, May 21, 2018 (UTC)
Mohammedanism is incompatible with the Enlightenment. For that reason alone Islam is fated to become the favourite cult of the canaille. - Vandalism by FrizzyIsMe. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 17:44, May 21, 2018 (UTC)
Nightmare Teacher - Vandalism by FrizzyIsMe. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 17:44, May 21, 2018 (UTC)
User:FrizzyIsMe - Vandalism by FrizzyIsMe. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 17:44, May 21, 2018 (UTC)
User talk:FrizzyIsMe - Vandalism by FrizzyIsMe. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 17:44, May 21, 2018 (UTC)
Why not to sleep in a bamboo forest? - Vandalism by FrizzyIsMe. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 17:44, May 21, 2018 (UTC)
How to draw a turkey - Vandalism by FrizzyIsMe. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 17:44, May 21, 2018 (UTC)
File:Turkey-Display.jpg - Vandalism by FrizzyIsMe. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 17:44, May 21, 2018 (UTC)
File:Deal-with-it fb 2359107 (1).jpg - Vandalism by FrizzyIsMe. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 17:44, May 21, 2018 (UTC)
Extreme stoning - Vandalism by FrizzyIsMe. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 17:44, May 21, 2018 (UTC)

May 20

Most exclusive website dot com - Idiotic vandalism by 1.132.105.138. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:09, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
Atherton QLD Australia - Idiotic vandalism by 1.132.105.138 (and sock). --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:09, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
Mareeba QLD Australia - Idiotic vandalism by 1.132.105.138. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:09, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
Rory Josef - Idiotic vandalism by 1.132.105.138. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:09, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
NO HOMO - Idiotic vandalism by 1.132.105.138. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:36, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
SEHS - Nope. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:36, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
Random number - Where is humor? --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:36, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
Tovstrup - Nope. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:36, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
The X-Files - The Smoking Man wept. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:36, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
Nibba - Nope. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:36, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
The heart disorder Asshole - Nope. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:36, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
Nepenthes - Nope. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:36, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
Hyper Aids - Nope. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ
Talk:Hyper Aids - Go away! --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:36, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
Miserable little worm - Miserable little abandoned stub. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:36, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
Y2K Bug - Anon creation, abandoned WIP from march. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:36, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
Kong hever - Nope. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:36, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
Kevin Zhao - WTF! --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:36, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
Ridaism - Nope. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:36, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
What am I doing with my life? - Vandalizing Uncy? --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:36, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
Sergey kanev. Nope. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:36, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
SophiaBot. Spam. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:36, May 20, 2018 (UTC)
CATS. OMG! --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 05:36, May 20, 2018 (UTC)

May 15

Cryptographic hash function -- Sockpuppet is using Uncyclopedia for a Wikipedia sandbox --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 01:16, May 16, 2018 (UTC)

Deleted. Yes, it was a Wikipedia copypasta. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:15, May 16, 2018 (UTC)

May 12

Orange Lantern spedpool - absolute rubbish --Cg097 (talk) 23:19, May 12, 2018 (UTC)
Deleted. Thanks for the notification. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:01, May 13, 2018 (UTC)

April 8

Blank Page - exactly as it says --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 20:50, April 8, 2018 (UTC)
Pixar - A table of dates and Wikipedia links only. Wik has its own list, so this is not even a useful user page. --Nigel Scribbler sig2.png (talk) 21:18, April 8, 2018 (UTC)
  Note: I reverted Pixar to its original form, a redirect. IMHO it should stay now. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 11:24, April 11, 2018 (UTC)

March 26

Thomas And the 2 Brothers (2017) - Gibberish. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 19:49, March 26, 2018 (UTC)
QUICKBOOKS 18OO-754-168I CONTACT QUICKBOOKS TECHH SUPPORT CARE - Spam. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 19:39, March 26, 2018 (UTC)

March 24

OOF - Shitty gibberish... --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 00:41, March 24, 2018 (UTC)
Talk:OOF - ... And its talk. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 00:41, March 24, 2018 (UTC)

March 8

File:Senpi.gif - Unused and very bad quality: useless. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 08:44, March 8, 2018 (UTC)

March 6

Crimson direhorn mount - Useless, test, no content. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 07:21, March 6, 2018 (UTC)

March 1

File:Foto no exif (2).jpg Request to delete, accidentally duplicate --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 02:06, March 1, 2018 (UTC)

February 23

Fortnite - gibberish. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 00:02, February 23, 2018 (UTC)
Jørpeland - gibberish. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 00:02, February 23, 2018 (UTC)

February 20

User:Maxlanzotti/Montesarchio - Attack page/cyberbullying/defamation: following this user requests, specially this and this),
 I noticed the same kind of defamation by a user that was here only for this scope.
 For the same reason of this deletion, page to delete as soon as possible. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 03:28, February 20, 2018 (UTC)
User talk:Maxlanzotti/Massimo Chiacchio - talk of a deleted (attack) page. Unused, and see the reasons shown above. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 03:28, February 20, 2018 (UTC)
File:Montesarchio.jpg - used only in this attack page. Same reason shown above. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 03:28, February 20, 2018 (UTC)

February 16

Crystal Jewels MiniZ - no humor, promotional style. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 07:23, February 16, 2018 (UTC)
Template:Infobox animanga/h - not working. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 07:23, February 16, 2018 (UTC)

February 15

File:Dbs5.jpg - unused and, btw, unusable (note: uploaded yesterday by a noob as his only contrib). --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 06:42, February 15, 2018 (UTC)

February 9

File:74958q.jpg - exact duplicate of File:Dutton lrg-1.jpg, uploaded today by the same user. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 15:23, February 9, 2018 (UTC)
Royal and prior uncyclopedia - gibberish. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 15:14, February 9, 2018 (UTC)

February 4

Why?:Why is my penis small - contentless. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 00:23, February 4, 2018 (UTC)

January 31

Luca dean - gibberish, and looks like an attack page. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 10:03, January 31, 2018 (UTC)

January 29

Why?:9+10 - gibberish, same anon IP author of 9+10, still deleted. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 01:32, January 29, 2018 (UTC)

January 27

Supermega - nonsense gibberish. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 06:31, January 27, 2018 (UTC)
File talk:Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png - Used by TheLastSliceIsMine! to spam. --HDDR reloaded arms.pngNECKEЯ 06:31, January 27, 2018 (UTC)

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