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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit an article during a vote to delete it. You can flip your vote if the article improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read why we voted to keep it, the last time.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question, or else the moderator may invalidate the vote. If adding {{VFD}} to an article already under vote, reset the 24-hour clock.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages)

To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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Template:Quickdelete H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 33 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Weak delete. Do we want to keep this template? We have Uncyclopedia:QVFD. The template currently places speedy deletion requests in Category:Protected pages, though this isn't documented. I've answered all three requests dating from 2018. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 18:14, 16 May 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Flip to Delete. If a deletion request is debatable, bring it here (to VFD). Spıke 🎙️18:56 16-May-21
Keep (0)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. Obviously, I didn't know about it in the time between those uses in 2018 and nominator's arrival this year (and no other Admin did either). I don't like having two ways of doing the same thing, but they don't seem quite the same. QVFD is for requests for administrative deletion that should be self-evident to any Admin working QVFD. This template makes an allegation about someone else's article that the author is invited to rebut; for example, I claim you wrote cyberbullying but you might go to the talk page to deny it (or better yet, improve the article's quality). Spıke 🎙️18:52 16-May-21
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Jimmy Carl Black H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 33 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One-liner. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 18:20, 16 May 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Black was a native American member of Frank Zappa's group Mothers of Invention. (Recall that we saved one recent nominee on the strength of piped links.) Wikipedia states that his trademark line was, "...I'm the Indian of the group." And we have fallen-away Admin RAHB stating on the talk page, "This stays." (In protecting the page, he wrote, "Zappa reference, this stays".) In 2010, it got a second line (a passable bit of Drug Humor) but then was returned to the original concept. This is Zappa fanboyism and it has no humor. We are a satire encyclopedia, not a collection of venerable signature-lines. Spıke 🎙️18:41 16-May-21
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No keep votes.

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Rugal Bernstein H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 33 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Two-liner. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 18:25, 16 May 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This one-edit article (except for nominator's two edits to try to give it a fitting burial) was the only edit of Super Mecha Meme Christ, in 2018. Nominator knows what it's about; I didn't and the article didn't move me to find out. Spıke 🎙️18:46 16-May-21
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Abandoned. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:50, 17 May 2021 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

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HowTo:Smell your own farts H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 7 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Admin Sog1970 edited this most recently, with Edit Summary "Adding links. Still crap and also revolting". I agree and wonder why it is here. (Admins Romartus and Dark Web, White Hat have also tried to make it fit somewhere, somehow.) It is the only contribution of SCM404, from 2018. Spıke 🎙️20:58 17-May-21
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I reduced the level of grossness, but I don't think that saves it. You know what they don't say: "What this world really needs, is more fart jokes. Especially gross ones." Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 01:58, 18 May 2021 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

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