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Votes for deletion

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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit an article during a vote to delete it. You can flip your vote if the article improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read why we voted to keep it, the last time.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question, or else the moderator may invalidate the vote. If adding {{VFD}} to an article already under vote, reset the 24-hour clock.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

Add a new article here

How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages)

To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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Tax-break paradox H T D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 2823 hours
Delete (1)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unlikely to be looked for. Simsilikesims fleshed out an article started by Anon in 2011. Dexter111344 slapped ICU on it ("Needs to be longer and funnier.") so Simsie made it longer. Alas, it remains a recitation of real-world ironies; mostly, that politicians lie and that special interests defend their interests. Our article on Tax has this and more. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif15:57 29-Jul-19
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No keep votes.

  • The article on Tax actually links to this article. Perhaps this content should be merged there? -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:14, 19 October 2019 (UTC)
    No, please. The link was added 23-Jun-19 to that Featured Article by Nigel, which led me to read this article, which led me to nominate it. I would undo Nigel's edit, but he would open another Forum decrying "bullshit." Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif20:40 19-Oct-19

Puppet Master H D

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 2779 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More detritus from Maniac1075. Only comedy strategy in this compendium of horror flicks is crudeness/obscenity/vulgarity. Am confident this will live on, at the Fork, as it should. "the real mystery is, what the fuck anyone see's in" this article. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif11:54 31-Jul-19
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Puppet master was a horror movie with an ...obscene amount of profanity in it. So I think that is actually part of the joke. Also, this article is linked to from several other articles, including the article Movie.-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:17, 19 October 2019 (UTC)

I have removed one image as that was blatantly pornographic. I don't understand it. Perhaps someone else should check this. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:05, 31 July 2019 (UTC)

The X-Files H D Tag article

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 1082 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Delete - A stub of an article: Found it by looking for uncategorized articles. Looked hard, but just couldn't find the funny. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 04:56, 10 October 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is an unfunny blog, not an Uncyclopedia article. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif10:09 10-Oct-19
  3. Delete Ratbert (talk) 09:21, 18 October 2019 (UTC)
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No keep votes.


The Last Jedi H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 893 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This isn't needed since we already have a Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi article. Merge content from this article into the other one.--HolUp (talk) 01:48, 18 October 2019 (UTC)
    Then, did you? Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif02:04 19-Oct-19
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Much shorter than the other article. We allow multiple articles on the same thing, and this article has a useful theme: that the goals of the warriors are subordinated to the goals of the filmmakers. Useful to make sure that is added to the surviving article. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif02:04 19-Oct-19
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No keep votes.


Metal Wars H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 886 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is awful.--HolUp (talk) 08:45, 18 October 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Poor formatting, no pictures, no headers, tired Hitler jokes, unfunny jokes about homosexuality/sexuality, reads like a bad Encyclopedia Dramatica article. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 17:16, 18 October 2019 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes, Simsie, that was my first impression too. (There was no second impression.) Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif01:57 19-Oct-19
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No keep votes.