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1.75 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

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This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. HowTo:Add sunlight through trees in Photoshop (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 6 July 2019sm=d Romartus passed
1. Advertising (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 6 June 2019sm=d Romartus Space to sell!
2. Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 25 May 2019sm=d Romartus Done
3. J.R.R. Tolkien (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 5 April 2019sm=d Romartus Might as well
4. The Room (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 7 March 2019sm=d Romartus Featured
5. Drake of the 99 Dragons (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 17 March 2019sm=d Romartus Feature
6. Trumpton (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n Error: Invalid time.sm=d Romartus Trumpton timeFeature
7. Where is Everybody? (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 26 February 2019sm=d Romartus Featured
8. Fan fiction (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 26 February 2019sm=d Romartus Re-feature
9. Ten second rule (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 16 February 2019sm=d Romartus 'Fans What Wrote It'
10. The Police (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 8 January 2019sm=d Romartus Massage in a Brothel
11. Why?:Vote on VFH (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 23 January 2019sm=d Romartus Navelism
12. Throwing things into canals (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 20 November 2018sm=d Romartus Feature
13. Broken Keyboard (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 6 November 2018sm=d Llwy-ar-lawr hasenoughvotes
14. James Hetfield (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 2 December 2018sm=d Romartus Featured
15. A Very Special Article (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 15 September 2018sm=d Romartus Specially for you
16. FM (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 31 August 2018sm=d Romartus Tune in
17. Mel Gibbon (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 18 August 2018sm=d Romartus Swing one more time
18. Deep State (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 8 September 2018sm=d Romartus The Conspiracy continues
19. Millennials (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 8 August 2018sm=d Factfinder510 Millennials pass go
20. Style (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 17 July 2018sm=d Romartus In style for a feature
21. Evil laboratory (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 10 July 2018sm=d Romartus Let the experiments begin!
22. Preteen (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 26 June 2018sm=d Romartus Teen-time
23. Robot Sex (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 2 July 2018sm=d Alden Loveshade Robotic Sex
24. Mark Zuckerberg (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 6 June 2018sm=d Romartus Let's save the world
25. Cyclops (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 20 June 2018sm=d Romartus The Eyes have it...
26. Zeppelin (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 31 May 2018sm=d Atomicdragon136 Try this
27. Violet Jessop (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 19 May 2018sm=d Simsilikesims Lucky feature
28. Uzbekistan (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 24 April 2018sm=d Romartus
29. Brave New World (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 20 March 2018sm=d Romartus
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Roller derby

Score: 1
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif16:02 13-Jul-19 16:02, 13 July 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and For. From Requested Articles, a send-up of the Wikipedia article about this amateur sport craze for the self-identification generation. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif16:02 13-Jul-19
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Mughal Road

Score: 0 car bombs
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif04:39 14-Jun-19 04:39, 14 June 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 0
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and For. An also-ran road that isn't a National Highway, probably because it isn't direct, isn't safe, and often isn't open. 04:39 14-Jun-19 Withdrawn. Niche interest, you have to read the Wikipedia article merely to care. No interest even in this nomination for 30 days. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif15:56 13-Jul-19
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Pensacola

Score: -1
Nomination: Factfinder (talk) 04:54, 20 May 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 0

No for votes

Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. The best way to evaluate this nomination is to call up the article's history and read the diffs by nominator (Factfinder, also editing as Factfinder510). It is a compendium of breaking-the-fourth-wall and jaunty stand-up that mostly fleshes out nominator's disdain for Southern Baptists, which he has also added to numerous other articles, for which another Admin has seen fit to ban him. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif12:33 20-May-19

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|nom=Factfinder510 (talk) 07:42, February 27, 2019 (UTC) |scoretext= |fornumber=2 |for=

  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.--Factfinder510 (discuss my reason it's expanded.) 07:42, February 27, 2019 (UTC)
  2. Strong For Ratbert (talk) 20:27, 12 June 2019 (UTC)

|againstnumber=3 |against=

  1. Seems to be going for being factual and critical in an exaggerated way. That's a particular writing style but not one I think fits here, unless the subject calls for it somehow. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 17:30 3 March 2019
  2. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Don't want to read the whole thing; maybe it's the wall-of-text quotations or the very small print. And when my eyes alight somewhere, what they see is hackneyed stereotypes. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif04:39 28-Jun-19
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Overwritten and not funny either. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:17, 28 June 2019 (UTC)

|comments=Expanded to match up with Paula Deen, Florida, and Fan Fiction,

  • I am not sure. It is pretty good but maybe could be improved. Binky The WonderSkull (talk) 02:27, March 14, 2019 (UTC)
  • that was not easy to improve upon that one when you had them interlinking, check out SNL to see something noteworthy. Luke Perry falls under fact is stranger than fiction so put that in account when voting Symbol for vote.svg For. or Against because the admins told me they do fact check the media ----Factfinder510 (talk) 15:50, March 25, 2019 (UTC)

|%PAGE%=Uncyclopedia:VFH/White People|%TITLE%=VFH/White People|%DATE%=|%USER%=|%ARGS%=§article=White People §nom=User:Factfinder510§Factfinder510 (User talk:Factfinder510§talk) 07:42, February 27, 2019 (UTC) §scoretext= §fornumber=2 §for=

  1. {For}--User:Factfinder510§Factfinder510 (User talk:Factfinder510§discuss my reason it's expanded.) 07:42, February 27, 2019 (UTC)
  2. Strong For User:Ratbert§Ratbert (User talk:Ratbert§talk) 20:27, 12 June 2019 (UTC)

§againstnumber=3 §against=

  1. Seems to be going for being factual and critical in an exaggerated way. That's a particular writing style but not one I think fits here, unless the subject calls for it somehow. {User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig§20190303173056}
  2. {Against} Don't want to read the whole thing; maybe it's the wall-of-text quotations or the very small print. And when my eyes alight somewhere, what they see is hackneyed stereotypes. {User:Spike/signature}04:39 28-Jun-19
  3. {Against} Overwritten and not funny either. --{User:Romartus/sig2} 16:17, 28 June 2019 (UTC)

§comments=Expanded to match up with Paula Deen, Florida, and Fan Fiction,

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