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VFH status:
2 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

VFH contents

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Niños Héroes (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n Error: Invalid time.sm=d Romartus
1. Cards Against Humanity (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 10 October 2019sm=d Romartus
2. Roller derby (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 16 August 2019sm=d Romartus
3. HowTo:Add sunlight through trees in Photoshop (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 6 July 2019sm=d Romartus passed
4. Advertising (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 6 June 2019sm=d Romartus Space to sell!
5. Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 25 May 2019sm=d Romartus Done
6. J.R.R. Tolkien (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 5 April 2019sm=d Romartus Might as well
7. The Room (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 7 March 2019sm=d Romartus Featured
8. Drake of the 99 Dragons (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 17 March 2019sm=d Romartus Feature
9. Trumpton (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n Error: Invalid time.sm=d Romartus Trumpton timeFeature
10. Where is Everybody? (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 26 February 2019sm=d Romartus Featured
11. Fan fiction (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 26 February 2019sm=d Romartus Re-feature
12. Ten second rule (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 16 February 2019sm=d Romartus 'Fans What Wrote It'
13. The Police (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 8 January 2019sm=d Romartus Massage in a Brothel
14. Why?:Vote on VFH (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 23 January 2019sm=d Romartus Navelism
15. Throwing things into canals (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 20 November 2018sm=d Romartus Feature
16. Broken Keyboard (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 6 November 2018sm=d Llwy-ar-lawr hasenoughvotes
17. James Hetfield (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 2 December 2018sm=d Romartus Featured
18. A Very Special Article (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 15 September 2018sm=d Romartus Specially for you
19. FM (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 31 August 2018sm=d Romartus Tune in
20. Mel Gibbon (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 18 August 2018sm=d Romartus Swing one more time
21. Deep State (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 8 September 2018sm=d Romartus The Conspiracy continues
22. Millennials (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 8 August 2018sm=d Factfinder510 Millennials pass go
23. Style (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 17 July 2018sm=d Romartus In style for a feature
24. Evil laboratory (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 10 July 2018sm=d Romartus Let the experiments begin!
25. Preteen (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 26 June 2018sm=d Romartus Teen-time
26. Robot Sex (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 2 July 2018sm=d Alden Loveshade Robotic Sex
27. Mark Zuckerberg (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 6 June 2018sm=d Romartus Let's save the world
28. Cyclops (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 20 June 2018sm=d Romartus The Eyes have it...
29. Zeppelin (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 31 May 2018sm=d Atomicdragon136 Try this
Welcome to the Uncyclopedia Votes for Highlight page. To nominate an article, type the name into the box below and follow the directions.
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All nominated articles

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Citizens Band

Score: 1
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif20:06 11-Jan-20 20:06, 11 January 2020 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self-nom and For. Uncyclopedia puts to bed this pre-Uncyclopedia method of broadcasting to negligible audiences. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif20:06 11-Jan-20
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Why?:Drink blood

Score: 2
Nomination:
For Votes: 2
  1. Self nom and for a spooky feature. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:59, 30 October 2019 (UTC)
    • At our current speed, you thought we would reach a decision by Hallowe'en??? Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif00:30 13-Jan-20
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Close enough. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif23:16 14-Jan-20
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Dunno, I just scolded user Methanol to get a comedy strategy beyond pranking the reader into harming himself, done here so persistently that it had to include a disclaimer. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif19:51 11-Jan-20
    I've taken the article beyond health benefits, and might vote for it if someone would make it look encyclopedic (rather than cheerleading at every turn). I know this is the Why?: namespace, but there is no comedy benefit from this approach. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif00:29 13-Jan-20

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Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Score: 2
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 06:29, 26 October 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. This article was a collaboration between me and Irritable of contents from a few years ago, that I never finished. In George Lucas fashion I went back and tweaked it up. I think it's quite good, densely-packed with jokes and details; Rick McCallum would be proud.--HolUp (talk) 06:29, 26 October 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif19:54 11-Jan-20
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Mughal Road

Score: 1 car bombs
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif04:39 14-Jun-19 04:39, 14 June 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and For. An also-ran road that isn't a National Highway, probably because it isn't direct, isn't safe, and often isn't open. 04:39 14-Jun-19 Withdrawn. Niche interest, you have to read the Wikipedia article merely to care. No interest even in this nomination for 30 days. 15:56 13-Jul-19 If someone is going to vote for it, I withdraw my withdrawal! Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif19:03 17-Oct-19
  2. For Great article, I like it very much! Ratbert (talk) 17:53, 17 October 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. I think this articles alright, but it should probably be expanded in a few sections. ShutUpNeolib (talk) 03:54, 8 November 2019 (UTC)

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