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2.2 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

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This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Pepé Le Pew (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 7 June 2021sm=d Dark Web, White Hat
1. New Panama Canal (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 21 May 2021sm=d Romartus
2. HowTo:Host a Boston Tea Party (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 7 May 2021sm=d Romartus
3. Online schooling (nomination page) 3.5 ( 3.5 / 0 )sm=n 23 April 2021sm=d Romartus
4. Super Mario Odyssey (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 9 April 2021sm=d Romartus
5. Ladybird Books (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 22 March 2021sm=d Romartus
6. Potato (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 12 March 2021sm=d Romartus
7. M*A*S*H v Cheers (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 26 February 2021sm=d Romartus
8. Iconoclasm (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 13 February 2021sm=d Romartus
9. Shoegaze (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 29 January 2021sm=d Romartus
10. Matt Casamassina (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 15 January 2021sm=d Romartus
11. Mason-Dixon Line (nomination page) 3.5 ( 3.5 / 0 )sm=n 31 December 2020sm=d Romartus
12. Sidney Powell (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 14 December 2020sm=d Romartus
13. Dogs of the Dow (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 4 December 2020sm=d Romartus
14. Sharpie (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 13 November 2020sm=d Romartus
15. Kamala Harris (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 23 October 2020sm=d Romartus
16. Clay (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 21 September 2020sm=d Romartus
17. Rush Limbaugh (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 1 September 2020sm=d Romartus
18. Why?:Don't do apple juice (nomination page) 3 ( 5 / 2 )sm=n 13 August 2020sm=d Romartus
19. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 28 July 2020sm=d Romartus
20. Mughal Road (nomination page) 2 ( 3 / 1 )sm=n 8 June 2020sm=d Romartus
21. Coronavirus (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 7 May 2020sm=d Romartus
22. Citizens Band (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 10 March 2020sm=d Romartus
23. George I (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 25 February 2020sm=d Romartus
24. Why?:Drink blood (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 11 February 2020sm=d Romartus
25. Niños Héroes (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 21 December 2019sm=d Llwy-ar-lawr
26. Cards Against Humanity (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 10 October 2019sm=d Romartus
27. Roller derby (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 16 August 2019sm=d Romartus
28. HowTo:Add sunlight through trees in Photoshop (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 6 July 2019sm=d Romartus passed
29. Advertising (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 6 June 2019sm=d Romartus Space to sell!
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All nominated articles

Possum Trot

Score: 1 double-wides

Nominated by: Spıke 🎙️02:46 11-Jun-21 02:46, 11 June 2021 (UTC)
For: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self-nom and For. A Tennessee city renamed itself for a song theme and a potential theme-park tie-in attracting literally dozens of tourists. What if they did it again? Spıke 🎙️02:46 11-Jun-21
Against: 0

No against votes

Barf

Score: 1 do-it-yourself exorcisms

Nominated by: Spıke 🎙️22:09 18-May-21 22:09, 18 May 2021 (UTC)
For: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self-nom and For. Dark Web, White Hat just included this in the new Category:Gross, I seemed to recall it wasn't, and now think it should be on the main page. Spıke 🎙️22:09 18-May-21
Against: 0

No against votes

Americium

Score: 3 alpha particle(s)

Nominated by: Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 07:16, 7 May 2021 (UTC)
For: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and For. Maybe it's a bit soon to nominate it. But I like it already. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 07:16, 7 May 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. A great article. The greatest. If it was human, I’d date it. Incredible writing, nobody knows writing like I do. Sog1970 (talk) 21:06, 7 May 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. One of our very best Trump caricatures, and a perfect theme for a member of the emerging Elements series. Spıke 🎙️21:22 7-May-21
Against: 0

No against votes

Swan song

Score: 3 choruses of "Louie, Louie"

Nominated by: Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:29, 17 April 2021 (UTC)
For: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Unearthed this article by Hyperbole. Deserves to be featured in my view.--[Romartus] 09:29, 17 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. For. Sog1970 (talk) 12:06, 30 April 2021 (UTC) 14:54, 22 April 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Yes, it does. [Spike]15:23 22-Apr-21
Against: 0

No against votes

Half-hedgehoglessness

Score: 3 fractional prickly bastard(s)

Nominated by: Sog1970 (talk) 09:53, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
For: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. A significant philosophical work of international consequence. Sog1970 (talk) 09:53, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. For. I will never look at a hedgehog quite the same after reading this anon/Sog edited wonder. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:26, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
  3. For. Amusing nonsense. I admit I may be biased: I like hedgehogs in the first place. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 23:05, 23 April 2021 (UTC)
Against: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Written by an anonymous author a million years ago, I have no idea what it means but it seems important. I've tarted it up and edited a little. Sog1970 (talk) 09:53, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Abstain. It's scholarly gibberish. Sadly, when even the title is scholarly gibberish, no one stumbles over it for fifteen years. Spıke 🎙️10:22 10-Apr-21
To my mind, it's the scholarly gibberish that gives it the charm. It makes at least as much sense as some of the Mathematical proofs I vaguely recall. And if no one has ever searched for it, that suggests it needs more publicity.Sog1970 (talk) 15:05, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Symbol opinion vote.svg I think : [File:Dissected_hedgehog.jpg] is a little off-putting; the other images are fine. Maybe it's just the contrast with the cutesy image at the top that surprises me when I scroll down. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 23:19, 23 April 2021 (UTC)
    You're allowed to edit an article even while under vote, but this photo is Soggy's work and he's right over there. Try to persuade him off-line? Spıke 🎙️23:29 23-Apr-21

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