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VFH status:
4 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

VFH contents

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 28 July 2020sm=d Romartus
1. Mughal Road (nomination page) 2 ( 3 / 1 )sm=n 8 June 2020sm=d Romartus
2. Coronavirus (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 7 May 2020sm=d Romartus
3. [[]] (nomination page) Expression error: Missing operand for -. ( / )sm=n 2 May 2020sm=d Romartus
4. Citizens Band (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 10 March 2020sm=d Romartus
5. George I (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 25 February 2020sm=d Romartus
6. Why?:Drink blood (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 11 February 2020sm=d Romartus
7. Niños Héroes (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n Error: Invalid time.sm=d Romartus
8. Cards Against Humanity (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 10 October 2019sm=d Romartus
9. Roller derby (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 16 August 2019sm=d Romartus
10. HowTo:Add sunlight through trees in Photoshop (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 6 July 2019sm=d Romartus passed
11. Advertising (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 6 June 2019sm=d Romartus Space to sell!
12. Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 25 May 2019sm=d Romartus Done
13. J.R.R. Tolkien (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 5 April 2019sm=d Romartus Might as well
14. The Room (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 7 March 2019sm=d Romartus Featured
15. Drake of the 99 Dragons (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 17 March 2019sm=d Romartus Feature
16. Trumpton (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n Error: Invalid time.sm=d Romartus Trumpton timeFeature
17. Where is Everybody? (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 26 February 2019sm=d Romartus Featured
18. Fan fiction (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 26 February 2019sm=d Romartus Re-feature
19. Ten second rule (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 16 February 2019sm=d Romartus 'Fans What Wrote It'
20. The Police (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 8 January 2019sm=d Romartus Massage in a Brothel
21. Why?:Vote on VFH (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 23 January 2019sm=d Romartus Navelism
22. Throwing things into canals (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 20 November 2018sm=d Romartus Feature
23. Broken Keyboard (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 6 November 2018sm=d Llwy-ar-lawr hasenoughvotes
24. James Hetfield (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 2 December 2018sm=d Romartus Featured
25. A Very Special Article (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 15 September 2018sm=d Romartus Specially for you
26. FM (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 31 August 2018sm=d Romartus Tune in
27. Mel Gibbon (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 18 August 2018sm=d Romartus Swing one more time
28. Deep State (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 8 September 2018sm=d Romartus The Conspiracy continues
29. Millennials (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 8 August 2018sm=d Factfinder510 Millennials pass go
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All nominated articles

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Clay

Score: 3 Indian dirt matches
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif13:40 26-Jul-20 13:40, 26 July 2020 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and For. EStop now has Internet on board and has written a cruddy new article! Scientific. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif13:40 26-Jul-20
  2. For. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:03, 27 July 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Filth.  EStop Press here for Room Service 13:14, 30 July 2020 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Mason-Dixon Line

Score: 3 cannonballs
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif22:49 28-Jun-20 22:49, 28 June 2020 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom & For. Has been here forever, found by Romartus to mark up an UnNews by Jimlemon, I spruced it up a little more. Smallish but clever. Hall-of-Shame credit to Anon. Raise this up before Americans cast everything Confederate down our memory hole! Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif22:49 28-Jun-20
  2. For. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:05, 27 July 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. You and your walls.  EStop Press here for Room Service 12:37, 30 July 2020 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Rush Limbaugh

Score: 3 nicotine-stained fingers
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif20:40 8-Jun-20 20:40, 8 June 2020 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self-nom and For. America's pathbreaking, bombastic talk radio host. Suggest you "rush" this to the Main Page if his Chemo treatment proves unsuccessful. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif20:40 8-Jun-20
  2. For. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:06, 27 July 2020 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Radio Ga Ga  EStop Press here for Room Service 12:25, 30 July 2020 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
Our current rules permit self-nominations, which this is. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif23:25 8-Jun-20

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Why?:Don't do apple juice

Score: 3
Nomination: Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 08:14 16 February 2020
For Votes: 5
  1. For. It's not horrible. Snarglefoop (talk) 09:14, 16 February 2020 (UTC)
  2. For. Comedy premise: Apple juice makes you into a toddler. Also, we REALLY need a new main page feature, and not sure the Coronavirus article is ready yet. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 05:36, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
  3. For. People need to be aware of the dangers of apple juice. Besides that, it's a fairly decent article in my opinion. ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎‎AVRONYX‏‏‎ ‎‎‎ TALK 10:47, 17 April 2020 (UTC)
  4. For. Has a funny sense of humor. Christian (via whytheonlyone · chat · email) 03:02, 6 June 2020 (UTC)
  5. For. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:05, 27 July 2020 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. It's spared the VFD knife by being in the Why? namespace, but still doesn't bring me humor so much as beg me to bring the author props for performing so cleverly his freestyle rant. I wouldn't have it on the main page, despite admirable clean-up and tone-down by Llwy. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif00:43 17-Feb-20
  2. Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 03:56 19 April 2020

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