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3.33 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

VFH contents

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Citizens Band (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 10 March 2020sm=d Romartus
1. George I (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 25 February 2020sm=d Romartus
2. Why?:Drink blood (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 11 February 2020sm=d Romartus
3. Niños Héroes (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n Error: Invalid time.sm=d Romartus
4. Cards Against Humanity (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 10 October 2019sm=d Romartus
5. Roller derby (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 16 August 2019sm=d Romartus
6. HowTo:Add sunlight through trees in Photoshop (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 6 July 2019sm=d Romartus passed
7. Advertising (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 6 June 2019sm=d Romartus Space to sell!
8. Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 25 May 2019sm=d Romartus Done
9. J.R.R. Tolkien (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 5 April 2019sm=d Romartus Might as well
10. The Room (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 7 March 2019sm=d Romartus Featured
11. Drake of the 99 Dragons (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 17 March 2019sm=d Romartus Feature
12. Trumpton (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n Error: Invalid time.sm=d Romartus Trumpton timeFeature
13. Where is Everybody? (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 26 February 2019sm=d Romartus Featured
14. Fan fiction (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 26 February 2019sm=d Romartus Re-feature
15. Ten second rule (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 16 February 2019sm=d Romartus 'Fans What Wrote It'
16. The Police (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 8 January 2019sm=d Romartus Massage in a Brothel
17. Why?:Vote on VFH (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 23 January 2019sm=d Romartus Navelism
18. Throwing things into canals (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 20 November 2018sm=d Romartus Feature
19. Broken Keyboard (nomination page) 6 ( 6 / 0 )sm=n 6 November 2018sm=d Llwy-ar-lawr hasenoughvotes
20. James Hetfield (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 2 December 2018sm=d Romartus Featured
21. A Very Special Article (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 15 September 2018sm=d Romartus Specially for you
22. FM (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 31 August 2018sm=d Romartus Tune in
23. Mel Gibbon (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 18 August 2018sm=d Romartus Swing one more time
24. Deep State (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 8 September 2018sm=d Romartus The Conspiracy continues
25. Millennials (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 8 August 2018sm=d Factfinder510 Millennials pass go
26. Style (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 17 July 2018sm=d Romartus In style for a feature
27. Evil laboratory (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 10 July 2018sm=d Romartus Let the experiments begin!
28. Preteen (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 26 June 2018sm=d Romartus Teen-time
29. Robot Sex (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 2 July 2018sm=d Alden Loveshade Robotic Sex
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Why?:Don't do apple juice

Score: 2
Nomination: Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 08:14 16 February 2020
For Votes: 3
  1. Has been significantly cleaned up since its last run in 2017. Have another look. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 08:14 16 February 2020
  2. For. It's not horrible. Snarglefoop (talk) 09:14, 16 February 2020 (UTC)
  3. For. Comedy premise: Apple juice makes you into a toddler. Also, we REALLY need a new main page feature, and not sure the Coronavirus article is ready yet. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 05:36, 21 March 2020 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. It's spared the VFD knife by being in the Why? namespace, but still doesn't bring me humor so much as beg me to bring the author props for performing so cleverly his freestyle rant. I wouldn't have it on the main page, despite admirable clean-up and tone-down by Llwy. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif00:43 17-Feb-20

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Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Score: 2
Nomination: HolUp (talk) 06:29, 26 October 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. This article was a collaboration between me and Irritable of contents from a few years ago, that I never finished. In George Lucas fashion I went back and tweaked it up. I think it's quite good, densely-packed with jokes and details; Rick McCallum would be proud.--HolUp (talk) 06:29, 26 October 2019 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif19:54 11-Jan-20
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • I didn't mind the prequels, and I liked Jar Jar. Racism aside, he's more relatable than the epic lightsaber adventures. But then I guess Star Wars isn't supposed to be "relatable". ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 01:29 16 February 2020

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Mughal Road

Score: 2 car bombs
Nomination: Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif04:39 14-Jun-19 04:39, 14 June 2019 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and For. An also-ran road that isn't a National Highway, probably because it isn't direct, isn't safe, and often isn't open. 04:39 14-Jun-19 Withdrawn. Niche interest, you have to read the Wikipedia article merely to care. No interest even in this nomination for 30 days. 15:56 13-Jul-19 If someone is going to vote for it, I withdraw my withdrawal! Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif19:03 17-Oct-19
  2. For Great article, I like it very much! Ratbert (talk) 17:53, 17 October 2019 (UTC)
  3. For. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 19:06 15 February 2020
Against Votes: 1
  1. I think this articles alright, but it should probably be expanded in a few sections. ShutUpNeolib (talk) 03:54, 8 November 2019 (UTC)

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