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2.89 votes per article • Goal: 10

   

VFH contents

This lists the 30 most recently featured articles. For all featured articles, see Uncyclopedia:Best of or Category:Featured. Purge to view the latest additions to this list.

# Article Score Feature date Closed by Comment
0. Super Mario Odyssey (nomination page) 5 ( 6 / 1 )sm=n 9 April 2021sm=d Romartus
1. Ladybird Books (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 22 March 2021sm=d Romartus
2. Potato (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 12 March 2021sm=d Romartus
3. M*A*S*H v Cheers (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 26 February 2021sm=d Romartus
4. Iconoclasm (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 13 February 2021sm=d Romartus
5. Shoegaze (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 29 January 2021sm=d Romartus
6. Matt Casamassina (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 15 January 2021sm=d Romartus
7. Mason-Dixon Line (nomination page) 3.5 ( 3.5 / 0 )sm=n 31 December 2020sm=d Romartus
8. Sidney Powell (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 14 December 2020sm=d Romartus
9. Dogs of the Dow (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 4 December 2020sm=d Romartus
10. Sharpie (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 13 November 2020sm=d Romartus
11. Kamala Harris (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 23 October 2020sm=d Romartus
12. Clay (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 21 September 2020sm=d Romartus
13. Rush Limbaugh (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 1 September 2020sm=d Romartus
14. Why?:Don't do apple juice (nomination page) 3 ( 5 / 2 )sm=n 13 August 2020sm=d Romartus
15. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 28 July 2020sm=d Romartus
16. Mughal Road (nomination page) 2 ( 3 / 1 )sm=n 8 June 2020sm=d Romartus
17. Coronavirus (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 7 May 2020sm=d Romartus
18. Citizens Band (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 10 March 2020sm=d Romartus
19. George I (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 25 February 2020sm=d Romartus
20. Why?:Drink blood (nomination page) 3 ( 3 / 0 )sm=n 11 February 2020sm=d Romartus
21. Niños Héroes (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 21 December 2019sm=d Llwy-ar-lawr
22. Cards Against Humanity (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 10 October 2019sm=d Romartus
23. Roller derby (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 16 August 2019sm=d Romartus
24. HowTo:Add sunlight through trees in Photoshop (nomination page) 5 ( 5 / 0 )sm=n 6 July 2019sm=d Romartus passed
25. Advertising (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 6 June 2019sm=d Romartus Space to sell!
26. Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 25 May 2019sm=d Romartus Done
27. J.R.R. Tolkien (nomination page) 2 ( 2 / 0 )sm=n 5 April 2019sm=d Romartus Might as well
28. The Room (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 7 March 2019sm=d Romartus Featured
29. Drake of the 99 Dragons (nomination page) 4 ( 4 / 0 )sm=n 17 March 2019sm=d Romartus Feature
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{{Votevfh.dpl|article=Swan song

|nom=Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:29, 17 April 2021 (UTC) |scoretext=choruses of "Louie, Louie" |fornumber=3 |for=

  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Unearthed this article by Hyperbole. Deserves to be featured in my view.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:29, 17 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. For. Sog1970 (talk) 14:54, 22 April 2021 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Yes, it does. Spıke 🎙️15:23 22-Apr-21

|againstnumber=0 |against= |comments= |%PAGE%=Uncyclopedia:VFH/Swan song|%TITLE%=VFH/Swan song|%DATE%=|%USER%=|%ARGS%=§article=Swan song §nom={User:Romartus/sig2} 09:29, 17 April 2021 (UTC) §scoretext=choruses of "Louie, Louie" §fornumber=3 §for=

  1. {For} Unearthed this article by {u§Hyperbole}. Deserves to be featured in my view.--{User:Romartus/sig2} 09:29, 17 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. For. User:Sog1970§Sog1970 (User talk:Sog1970§talk) 14:54, 22 April 2021 (UTC)
  3. {For} Yes, it does. {User:Spike/signature}15:23 22-Apr-21

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Fat hippo

Score: -0.5
Nomination: 2001:8003:425D:3101:7DE7:BBD3:EB8E:DC5E 10:08, 16 April 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 0.5
  1. For. 2001:8003:425D:3101:7DE7:BBD3:EB8E:DC5E 10:08, 16 April 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Swears, No One Knows, and Competing Theories. The Intro, which would be on our main page, is worthy of Encyclopedia Dramatica. Lipocram is better. Spıke 🎙️14:00 16-Apr-21

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Half-hedgehoglessness

Score: 2 fractional prickly bastard(s)
Nomination: Sog1970 (talk) 09:53, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. A significant philosophical work of international consequence. Sog1970 (talk) 09:53, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
  2. For. I will never look at a hedgehog quite the same after reading this anon/Sog edited wonder. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:26, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Written by an anonymous author a million years ago, I have no idea what it means but it seems important. I've tarted it up and edited a little. Sog1970 (talk) 09:53, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
  • Abstain. It's scholarly gibberish. Sadly, when even the title is scholarly gibberish, no one stumbles over it for fifteen years. Spıke 🎙️10:22 10-Apr-21
To my mind, it's the scholarly gibberish that gives it the charm. It makes at least as much sense as some of the Mathematical proofs I vaguely recall. And if no one has ever searched for it, that suggests it needs more publicity.Sog1970 (talk) 15:05, 10 April 2021 (UTC)

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HowTo:Host a Boston Tea Party

Score: 4 expensively-coiffed scalps
Nomination: Spıke 🎙️01:25 1-Apr-21
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Nom and For. Superb writing and humor by Sog1970. Spıke 🎙️01:25 1-Apr-21
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Brilliant in-character writing. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 10:05, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  3. For. It's a Soggy article. What else can I do? Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:43, 2 April 2021 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Why not? Sog1970 (talk) 21:11, 5 April 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • All of it was well done, but I'm especially tickled by Make America Great Anon and the usage of ʃ as posh/archaic touches; intellectual humor is refreshing to find. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 10:26, 2 April 2021 (UTC)

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New Panama Canal

Score: 3 grade crossings
Nomination: Spıke 🎙️01:19 1-Apr-21
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self-nom and For. I rewrote this article off VFD in 2012. Spıke 🎙️01:19 1-Apr-21
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Start the digging. Sog1970 (talk) 17:09, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
  3. For. NPC is so much better than Old PC. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:29, 10 April 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Pepé Le Pew

Score: 3 pens and inks
Nomination: Spıke 🎙️21:54 28-Mar-21 21:54, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self-nom and For. Came to my attention as the animated poster child of sexual harassment was a victim of "cancel culture" in the Space Jam sequel, while several political leaders were not. Spıke 🎙️21:54 28-Mar-21
  2. For. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:41, 28 March 2021 (UTC)
  3. For. Sog1970 (talk) 19:04, 31 March 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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OMGWTFBBQ

Score: -1
Nomination: LoudAb. (talk) 21:01, 13 March 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. - It's above-average funny. -LoudAb. (talk) 21:01, 13 March 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Repetitive and stupid. Don't put a sandbox on the website main page. Spıke 🎙️21:32 13-Mar-21
  2. Against. It's like a record got stuck..in the days of vinyl and record players. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:30, 10 April 2021 (UTC)

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Online schooling

Score: 3.5 interscholastic treadmill competitions via Zoom
Nomination: Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:08, 13 March 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 3.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For.An article from Michaelsteele3 on the joys of education. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:08, 13 March 2021 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. School's out for a year? What could go wrong? Spıke 🎙️14:56 13-Mar-21
  3. For Sog1970
  4. For. me too mate 167.206.179.131 15:03, 14 April 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Author sez a competing website slapped "not funny" on it. Here, it attracted the usual collaborators. Spıke 🎙️16:48 13-Mar-21
  • Comment. Hope the author returns to vote. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:33, 10 April 2021 (UTC)

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Nonsense

Score: 1
Nomination: LoudAbruption (talk) 20:00, 10 February 2021 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. .-LoudAbruption (talk) 20:00, 10 February 2021 (UTC)
  2. For. Sog1970 (talk) 10:21, 17 February 2021 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote.svg IT MAKES ME WANT TO FUCK BATS!!!! It doesn't take much skill to ramble nonsense, and this article shows every bit of it. Spıke 🎙️20:22 10-Feb-21

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