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Britain to have a Santa Claus election LONDON, United Kingdom -- Great Britain is going to the polls for a Christmas General Election. British Prime Minister Boris Johnson got his vote to dissolve parliament and wash the remains down the sink. It is being called the Santa Claus vote, as both main parties are promising lots of financial gifts. Full story» PG&E behind new law that serves up roadkill EXCREMENTO, California -- A new California law allowing drivers to eat their own roadkill was backed by wildfire provider Pacific Gas & Electric. Sen. Bob Archuleta sponsored Senate Bill 395 to eliminate both wasted food and shockingly slender Californians. Before the law, the estimated 20,000 deer struck by cars could not be taken home and barbecued. And the driver could be charged with a violation for hunting from a car. Full story» Nixon ID'd as secret Russian asset WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Nixon has been identified as a clandestine Russian "asset." Hillary Clinton had stated that the Russians were grooming Tulsi Gabbard and Jill Stein as "assets" to thwart the 2020 Presidential election. She said they would run an inspiring third-party campaign, unfairly giving Americans a choice other than Donald Trump and Joe Biden, resulting in the surprise seating of a President lacking even the minimal qualifications, again. Full story» USAF retreats from floppy disks CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN, Colorado -- The USAF announced it has pulled out, from 8½" floppy disk drives, the last disk formerly used to receive a Presidential order to launch the nation's nuclear arsenal. But a bipartisan movement in Congress said the pullout cedes territory to the enemy and threatens thousands of safe, cushy jobs. Full story» Whistleblowers threatened by The Don WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has officially made it open season on whistleblowers. Anyone found holding or blowing a whistle will be immediately impeached and tried as a 'ball-buster'. Full story» Japan celebrates Health Day by clearing typhoon debris CHIBA, Japan -- Japan celebrated Health and Fitness Day, its holiday meant for promoting an active, healthy lifestyle, by cleaning up all the debris left by Typhoon Hagibis. Hagibis, which sounds like a crappy traditional Scottish dish, gave Chiba a much-needed bath. Full story» Japan to hide trash in invisible ink TSU, Japan -- After receiving backlash from environmentalists about Japan's excessive use of plastics, the government has taken a new approach to reducing waste: just hide it. The government has announced that it has hired several ninjas to douse the mountains of trash in invisible ink. Full story»		Trending Now 06 Nov - Britain to have a Santa Claus election 05 Nov - Gender Neutrality 22 Oct - PG&E behind new law that serves up roadkill 22 Oct - Nixon ID'd as secret Russian asset 19 Oct - USAF retreats from floppy disks 14 Oct - Japan celebrates Health Day by clearing typhoon debris 11 Oct - Japan to hide trash in invisible ink 07 Oct - Whistleblowers threatened by The Don 21 Sep - NY Times gets flak for calling physicist a "climate dentist" 19 Sep - No, Vikram is very dead 13 Sep - Huffman flunks big test 09 Sep - Beresheet takes moon photo, mission not total loss 08 Sep - India moon failure provokes joyous new mood 03 Sep - Britons prepare for no-deal Brexit 20 Aug - Trump and Buffett set for bidding war on Greenland 24 Jul - PM Johnson to keep Nicola Sturgeon as pet 21 Jul - UK pols lower bar for new Prime Minister 15 Jul - San Fran to build housing inspired by Star Wars 12 Jul - Tommy Robinson to be new UK ambassador for USA 08 Jul - Trump throws tantrum over bad-temper accusation 05 Jul - Trump presides over feel-good Fourth; opponents outraged 03 Jul - Trump gives Kim Jong-un 110% score 03 Jul - Johnson to appoint Thanos for Brexit fix 11 Jun - Mount Everest now the world's second-tallest peak 11 Jun - Photos of US travelers taken in Customs data breach
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