UnNews:Australia

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Australian UnNews

• "Dingo ate my baby" dad finally sells death car
• Anthony Wiggle reveals his weight
• Australia supports plan to save Great Barrier Reef
• Australia to solve cocaine crisis by banning rugby
• Australia tries gender-neutral traffic signals
• Australian coal power to go green
• Falling sheep strike cars in Australia
• Hockey says G20 is on power play
• Juliet Childs: "My First Hardcore Song"
• Muslim cleric blames rapists for rape
• New Zealand's islands confirmed to exist
• Only one in 12-persons in stylish Pajero crash tests positive
• Retailers pull Grand Theft from shelves
• Roberto Carlos turns 71; awkward things happen
• Search for Black Box spreads further
• Worldwide crime rate quadruples during Earth Hour