Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/May 18

May 18: Eat Your Meat Day (India)

• 4829 BCE - Oedipus Rex kills his mother and marries his father.
• 10 CE - Hannibal crosses the Alps and eats his enemies.
• 1948 - Time Magazine's printing press malfunctions. Time pauses for 5 hours and 23 minutes.
• 1968 - Donald Trump says something truthful; last recorded occasion.
• 1972 - Marilyn Manson is born. He cries.
• 1975 - Humpty Dumpty falls off the Berlin Wall.
• 1994 - Somebody has sex in Denver.
• 2001 - Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life is premiered in the USA and received extremely negative reviews, to the point of making Shrek kill 100,000 people.
• 2006 - The Nike Revolution starts.
• 2007 - Veggies are outlawed.
• 2007 - Marilyn Manson smiles, looks in the mirror and then cries again.
• 2016 - 873 people ask Jacob Tremblay for a selfie, breaking the previous record of 420.
• 2940 - The first T-rex is spotted since Jurassic times.