User:MrN9000
“I have to be careful what I say so as not to advertise the new wiki. At any rate, in January of 2013, the then-current userbase of this wiki made a decision to "fork" to our own independent domain and host, which I'm not sure if I'm allowed to link here or not. We did this for various reasons, which can all be read about in a lot of forums and things. I'll probably link those forums here later when I can be arsed to. For the time being, I just want to express that most of my efforts toward Uncyclopedia in the future will be going into the "forked" version, which I like to call the "real" version, for lack of a better term. I still intend to check my talk page on this, the Wikia version, just in case someone might stumble upon it and ask me a question about something or whatever. I intend to stick around here long enough to at least attempt to help smooth the transition of this version into the eventual new community, if one does in fact come around, and then if things take off here I can rest a little easier knowing that things are being taken care of. Or, if things don't take off here, I can rest a little easier knowing that I can just assume people will start coming to the new version of Uncyclopedia instead, and I won't have to worry too much about people coming here and getting the wrong idea of the wiki if it turns into a vandal-magnet. But seriously, check the new version out. If you want to.”
Mohandas Gandhi with Aleister in Chains December 21, 2012 with Funnybony Lord Christopher Monckton DENIAL, Pants Bomber, Neighborhood Watch (with MadMax, Multiliteralist, and Electrified mocha chinchilla), UnScripts:Who built the moon, Fish Puns (with Under user), Clementine Attlee (with Mhaille}, The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia, Eric Clapton, HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On (with Cajek), Battle of the Sexes, Why?:Do a Pee Review (with Cajek), The Color Problem, Pointless_Paradox,Project Manager, Moving the goal posts.
UnNews:Porn star Nora Batty dies, UnNews:Toilets refuse to take any more shit, UnNews:Paedophiles Rejoice Over New Child Database
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