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America NRV'd (history, logs)

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America NRV'd

One of God's many duties involves making sure all the world's contributions are of an acceptable standard. Unfortunately this involves the tedious task of clearing out a large amount of crap every so often. Dissidents who note that this stamping and clearing arbitrarily kills millions are placed on the "naughty" list.

Image credit: Spang
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 12
Nomination: New version: Better angle, fixed stamper size, higher resolution. But still not France. Damn Americans with your "do it to France" and "blame Canada" :). I can make the NRV logo larger if people would like that better, it looks a bit small now it's in that box. Spang talk 01:00, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
For Votes: 25
  1. For the new one. --OsirisX 09:21, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  2. For the newer version. --EvilZak 05:59, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  3. Comment I stand by my weak for, because the clouds make it so that the NRV is unreadable, and hence n00bs will not regocnize it on sight. --ZB 01:03, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
    Ok, I'll remove the clouds. Though a weak for is still a for, my aim is to please. Spang talk 01:06, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
    Done, and made the logo slightly larger too. Spang talk 01:17, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
    • For The new one is great. --ZB 02:05, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  4. For but why oh why could you not have made if Fiji? --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 02:36, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  5. For, if you stare really hard you can see Osama in Mexico...--HPSig.PNGHP talk 23:21, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  6. For, as long as you change America to Antartica, make the stamper even larger and then replace it with a soup spoon, eliminate any reference of God in the caption and then jump through thirteen other hoops that I have strategically strewn about. Oh fuck it, I'm just For. --Imrealized 23:41, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  7. For. I voted for it once, and I will do it again. - User:Guest/sig 03:10, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
  8. What's funny is that I laughed more at the above two votes than I do for nearly everything that gets nominated here. Thanks for that! Oh, and just for clarity's sake, for, again. Thanks for that, RC ;) Spang talk 07:07, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
  9. Fowr best original idea in a while! -- LinkTheGameFreak Bitch here 14:30, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
  10. For, though I wouldn't mind if it referenced how, by doing this, God arbitrarily killed millions who were under the stamp. (That red isn't ink, you know. ;) )--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:38, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
    Heh, I can't think how it would fit in right now, but if you can, by all means go ahead and do it. Spang talk 01:19, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  11. For - Surreal Hamster 00:05, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  12. For, though in my own twisted little insane fantasy world it's North Korea that got the Stamp of Admin Hateage. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 03:05, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  13. Super-For, truly beautiful. Demonbob 14:16, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  14. For --User:Nintendorulez 22:14, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  15. Weak For. It would have been funnier to do Canada, though. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~12:39, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
    No place on Earth would be funnier than America, except to Americans, who evidently can't see the joke their country has become. Hey, if I were God (lol... if) I would skip the NRV and go straight for QVFD, so actually you're getting off light. --Imrealized 13:30, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
  16. For - Yay. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 14:10, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
  17. For--User:Whywhywhy/sig.css 06:33, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
  18. Witch Doctor
  19. Donut
  20. Dink
  21. Zyrac
  22. Kenmcfa
  23. Strange but untrue
  24. Insineratehymn
  25. Martinultima
Against Votes: 13
  1. Against ~ The text doesn't show up as well on the 2nd version. ~ T. (talk) 10:46, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  2. Against no thanks, not frace, no one cares-- Private First Class Nappoleon V MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 23:03, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
  3. Against, the old one was better and I voted agaainst that. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:52, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
    Wow... you voted against something? How very, very shocking. --Imnotreallyallthatshocked 21:56, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
  4. Against I like the idea, but the execution just doesn't do it for me. The floating space stamp is far too white around the edges, and the NRV is the wrong perspective and doesn't seem to be blended properly with the underlying countryside. --Spin 22:46, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
    Actually, the NRV is the perfect perspective. That picture is cropped from a shot of the whole globe, and the NRV is 3D rendered on a globe the exact same size and rotated round to that position. Spang talk 00:44, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
  5. Tetric Against. Because Ghelae is trying to steal my spot as the VFP jerk. --Witty Guy bitch at me 23:24, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
  6. Savethemooses
  7. Algorithm
  8. Kaizer the Bjorn
  9. FreeMorpheme
  10. MoneySign
  11. Dawg
  12. §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ
  13. Stamper thingy thing is all wrong.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:07, 13 May 2011

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Featuredrc (t) 06:37, 29 May 2006 (UTC)