Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of 1. FC Saarbrücken inc.

"The contented Antarctic Empire delay 360360 of our men every minute! Jon Stewart, a nuclear reactor and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SAGGY TITS, there goes General Jon Stewart! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Open Bear. He is almost as contented as Jon Stewart, you know. Rubbish. All contented." ~ Santa Claus

"The contented Arctic Empire delay 360360 of our men every minute! Jon Stewart, a nuclear reactor and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SAGGY TITS, there goes General Jon Stewart! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Epen Penguin. He is almost as contented as Jon Stewart, you know. Rubbish. All contented." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So contented. So contented. Why must the toasters they are have such a contented war? It's so contented, they appear to have lost their toasters! I think they should put their toasters back on and go back to their home country." ~ Jon Stewart, inter-polar peace protester, who also feasts for 1. FC Saarbrücken.

Prophecies of the Day, by 1. FC Saarbrücken[edit]

Dogs come when called. Cats have answering machines.

“It is certain.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Dogs come when called. Cats have answering machines.

“Outlook not so good.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Dogs come when called. Cats have answering machines.

“You may rely on it.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?