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Ah, Delete. He was a good lad once, but came to his downfall at the culmination of sins: theMacBook. Once upon a time, he loved Jesus, but came to love Jesus Lites™, with all the Moral Superiority of Religiousness, but none of the Calories. Oh Immortal Gods atop Mount Olympus, tell the story of a useful key, his reputation tarnished by the MacBook and the MacBook Pro.