Encyclopedia Dramatica sucks

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Encyclopedia Dramatica in a Nutshell.

Encyclopedia Dramatica Sucks. If you ever contribute to that site you are essentially wasting your time. All humour there isn't even funny. Oasis is funnier than humour on that site! So what type of treatment does ED get?

They suck. They're lame.

ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA IS HORSE GODDAMN CRAP!

Even Wikipedia is Better![edit]

Even their logo sucks. It's very 1990s. What does "AE" even stand for anyway?

At least Wikipedia actually makes sense and isn't a pile of clustercrap. ED is also just a poor mans version of Uncyclopedia and isn't funny at all. Wikipedia at least has a sense of humour and has well-picked images. Plus, look at ED's "Offended" page, just don't scroll down cause it is disgusting. No seriously, don't. You'll want to puke after you see it.

No seriously - some pages are more disgusting than funny.

Thank goodness Uncyclopedia came in to calm down the R rating that ED produced in it's factory constantly over and over again! If you really wanna create something funny, go to Wikipedia or Uncyclopedia!

Plus, there's no reward for writing shitty articles! Those poor users should have an award to congratulate them on being ED's bitch.

No Taste[edit]

Also ED in a Nutshell.

Encyclopedia Dramatica has no taste, and I don't mean that in a small way. No, I mean that in a big way. They try to copy Uncyclopedia and Wikipedia no matter what just to get popular!

MediaWiki is not the place to base your parody site on if you want to be taken seriously! How are there 14,995 articles on ED? It's mind blowing how ED has lasted since 2004! I bet the usual demographic are 9-year olds that are bored and don't know what's funny and what isn't. Whatever it is, ED HAS NO TASTE.

Articles on Wikipedia show that the founder of ED, Tim Berners-Lee, was high when he made the wiki. So if you are a contributor to ED, stop contributing! And to the admins of ED, close the wiki!

Anti-Autism Nazis[edit]

Encyclopedia Dramatica usually likes to pick on the weak. They even made fun of a man who had high-functioning autism! That is not funny, that's being a bully!

Why is this wiki even still around anyway? It just sucks. It's laughable that 14 years after founding, were still laughing at it!

Uncyclopedia and Wikipedia are much better than this crap. At least everything is put together without being a mess!

The FCC Speaks[edit]

We at the FCC apologize for the actions of letting you read this. As such, to stop any racist or communist fanbase, Net Neutrality will be commissioned in all 193 officially-recognized nations on February 19, 2034.

See also[edit]

  • Uncyclopedia - A better version of Encyclopedia Dramatica
  • Wikipedia - Also better than Encyclopedia Dramatica