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On PLS, it says that entries will be locked the 23th of March. But I'm afraid I won't be able to finish mine by then, since I have some real-life work that I'll be doing in the following days. So, um, can I get some extra time to work on it? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:58, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Now, I'm no expert on things of this nature, but I'm pretty sure that you have to be sleeping with the prof to get away with shit like that. Instead, try doing your job half-assed, and devoting the remaining 1/2 ass to Uncyclopedia. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:23, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
Modus for president!!!! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:13, Mar 22
Nein! You could have worked on it instead of spending your time here spamming. You've been around a fair bit and you've allocated little time on completing your article. Also that is the final insult - not only do you spend your days (and nights) spamming retarded comments everywhere, and cutting in on every topic and conversation on here, you have the gall to ask for special treatment when you actually want to write an article for a competition - seriously you would not want to be around me in person right now:/--Sycamore (Talk) 08:51, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
If you put it that way, Sycamore, I'll just retract my entry. Asshole. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:56, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
I will say to a great extent that Syc is right but at the same time the lesson would have been learned without the rip on you. Yesterday, I checked back in on your article and was surprised that you hadn't worked on it for awhile. I think a simple "you snooze , you lose" is in order here but the contempt should be held in check.(not that I'm an example of diplomacy or anything)--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  17:03, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

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Only Ator and his sacred sword can smite the wicked god Thorn in a world of dragons and demons

I posted that here because I saw it in the program descriptions in TV Guide (for Quest for the Mighty Sword, no less. Not just a quest for a sword, but a quest for a mighty one) and found it terribly amusing. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:51, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
Check out the review some guy posted for it. I read it twice. Better than the movie probably ever will be. Oh, and spoiler alert in case you were actually planning on watching this film. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:47, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Sycamore is the worst

To everyone who will listen to me, please do not listen to him because Sycamore is the worst! None of his entries are ever funny after the first sentence. They are a total piece of junk. Junky junky junk! ALL OF IT!!!!!!!

For example, he makes fun of Socky, New Mexico, America, and many other countries. World terrorists who wreak havoc are judged as world leaders! Celebrities such as Modusoperandi are treated as dictators! What a load of junky junky junky junky junky junk is this? If you are Sycamore that means you are ghey. And if you're ghey, you should probably start kitten huffing to make yourself feel better.

Sycamore you suck. Your ideas about humour are lame. I suspect you of being a sophomoric lower being, possibly American, who still has not tapped into the inner truth of irony beyond that crappy Clockwork Orange book...Seriously, I did not think it was possible, but you are far, far more evil than Mordillo and Uncyclopedia. Why? Because you are a control freak humour FASCIST. The only purpose for Sycamore is to be an internet fASCIST spend all your days e-burning e-pages. It's true and you know it. Don't e-lynch me because you are in denial. Have you even heard of Dada? I doubt it. Buttmunchers. Oh. You are a buttmuncher. Oscar Wilde? Who gives a shit? Not funny in any sense ever. Your jokes are not funny, not even slightly. Seriously. Zork? Stop masturbating or you'll need a brail computer. What's up with you? Are you high? I WANNA GO HOOOOOME!!!!!!!!

I HATE SYCAMORE!! I HATE SYCAMORE!! I HAET SYCAMORE!! I HAET SYCAMORE!! I HAET SYCAMORE!!

Sir SysRq (talk) 21:44, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Why is that

Everytime evil is mentioned my name is dropped into it? ~Jewriken.GIF 08:48, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

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