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Whoever made BHOP for benson is fucking moron. BHOP is bernard Hopkins, a boxer fuck heads. Real original buddy. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 205.234.201.136 (talk • contribs)

Excuse me, how do I murdered English? --General Insineratehymn 22:15, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Plz tell, how I murder 4 english? --User:Nintendorulez 01:49, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Nobody cares. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 02:53, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Is for real, a boxer is box! A rented boy is fuck heads. Berogen 15:34, 28 November 2006 (UTC) two days to think of something funny dammit two days

BHOP stands for Benson's 3-D House Of Pancakes. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 16:29, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

IT ALSO STANDS FOR BENSON HOVERS OVER PUNY-MONKEY MEN. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 16:56, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Crazyswordsman: excellent reference of BENSON's ability to float. Also, BENSON could eat Bertard Hopkins with his mind. Benson 21:04, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

The match has been made official. Don King will hold a press conference tomorrow morning.

-- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 01:25, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

The Chronicles of BENSON, Ch. VI, Sec. I: "The First Prophet of BENSON was the first to soundeth the WAR-HORN of battle. A Great War would take place; a war which would ROCK the very foundations of the EARTH, although BENSON would very easily be able to hold the Earth still with one hand. And yea, with the other hand, He would gesticulate powerfully towards His foe, who SHALL be named after this extremely long and contrived sentence is complete, and behold! The heathen would be smote to ashes by the power of BENSON'S contempt. The Boxing Skills of Bernard Hopkins DID strike fear into the hearts of the faithful, for 'tis indeed a mighty foe that requires BENSON to do so much as lift a finger before it is destroyed. Thus, with much anxiousness, and buying of concession-stand popcorn, and fighting for front-row seats, the FAITHFUL awaited the spectacle that was to come. TRUTH be told, the battle would probably last no more than a few heartbeats' time, so spectators WERE careful not to blink." In the name of the Holy BENSON, affiliate.

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 02:30, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

Are these chronicles being compiled somewhere? as an Unbook perhaps? I hope so! no, yuo chat 15:38, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

Fear not, the Chronicles of BENSON will one day be published in paperback for all of the smart people who willingly grovel before BENSON to enjoy, for the low price of US$9.99! They'll fill the shelves at airport and cafe bookstores, like The DaVinci Code, only better! --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 16:58, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

Let's all congratulate BENSON on his recent victory over Bernard Hopkins. I found the analysis on Hopkins's page at www.boxrec.com. The red "L" means Hopkins lost the fight.

-- Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:22, 27 December 2006 (UTC)