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This lesson can actually sometimes be a real worry though as with cats because they are scary and nits because they hurt… a lot because they can usually causefires in bush’s but they are usually blamed on cigs involved being but nobody really cares because of a disease ridden mr blobby that appears whenever one starts with a ankle problem because of a vicious bloodhound that suffered from attention defiet disorder and a large kick up the arse with a large size twelve leather boot with enough tight straps to make her highness Madonna go all queasy and feel like giving up that small tiny child she adopted for only ten shiny shiny pennies when she could actually afford a better one that cost about a million crisp pounds or maybe just two million crisp dollars to buy a small kid that is smart and kind and very nice and has a personality that would seem sickly sweet to everyone apart form that holy guy ned flanders and his coven of evil devil worshippers who worship torturous evil demons and satan but we all know their cover story as wonderful saint armadas with god like kiddies who call up reverends with their ‘my little angel’ phone they recieved for christmas at three in the bloody morning and actually believe like the dumb little idiots they are that the reverends actually give two shits about their stupid whiny little ideas and wants, this is why most good little Christian kids usually turn into heavy, piercing ridden emos because nobody really cares nor gives much of a shit about anything they say apart from the latest craze which, going by everything, is probably what big brother and the amount of retarded idiots that have the collective IQ of glasses of water and to be quite fair that’s quite mean to glasses of water because as wee all know we need water to live and if we dare insult it will probably fly away to that red planet, mars and laugh at us as we die a horrible and painful death dying of thirst, and we dont want that to happen.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 194.83.71.232 (talk • contribs)
- I think I speak for a vast majority when I say:
Oh, do be quiet.
There's a good n00b. --no, yuo 
chat 12:36, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
You don't have to be quiet. Just don't talk. When BENSON was a noob, he yelled at people, and look how that turned out. Pretty damn good! But then again, BENSON is better than you. Benson 22:51, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
- DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM, MY LORD! HE IS OUT TO GET YOU! OF COURSE HE CAN'T BECAUSE YOU ARE BETTER THAN HIM, BUT STILL. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 05:07, 24 November 2006 (UTC)