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I just clicked random page, and out of all 23k possible ones, take a wilde guess which was the first result.... how the hell did i get this one? we all know that when you click random page, it ALWAYS links to an obscure, boring page...~ NEZLR 06:46, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

Next try and get Main Page from the random link. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 07:50, 05 Jul 2008

I don't think the random button is completely random. I'm sure some nerdy code geek could explain it, but I'd rather they didn't.. --THINKER 07:57, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

look what i got:Unquotable:Quotes in Gangsta --LOLsupreme 13:35, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

I got You are here. How odd, don't you think? Then again... --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 14:50, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

So you clicked Random and got Uncyclopedia? WHO THE FUCK CARES!! AlkalineAvril 15:31, 5 July 2008 (UTC) lololololololololololololololololololol

Obviously, the people above, below, and to the right of your comment do. Happy Fourth of July!! Patriotic edits PEEING 02:10, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

That happened to an old friend of mine who claimed that the Ghost of William S. Burroughs had haunted his laptop and left voice messages for him. I tried to invite him here to write funny articles because he wrote funny stuff in the past, but he mentioned something about Ghostbusters or getting an exorcist, and I lost contact with him and he doesn't return any emails. I think some of the messages were funny. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:48, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

'Tis probably just an ectoplasma monitor on your computer.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 01:21, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Right, that's a big Twinkee. Be on the lookout for Gozer and the Staypuft Marshmallow Man and remember not to cross the streams, it would be bad. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 05:12, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Haunted computer eh?! Go see the Sarge. He'll clear your computer out.Alien Hunter 02:25, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

Yeah he shot it up with a M-60 on a Marine firing range, but after I filed the insurance for it and bought a replacement computer, the Ghost was gone! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 00:44, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

Seen the dancing Milk. Can we get a Dancing Beer, a Dancing Whiskey, a Dancing Cigarette?Alien Hunter 01:39, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

It was a random page. if you hit the Random Page on the first time, you get this huge fucking prize. This is Albert Camus's DJ Jasper's signature. ProfileTalkASA