Forum:Thank you for making me admin
I'd like to start out by congratulating all the people who participated. It's okay, guys. This isn't some contest, okay? However you should realize that I WON. I want to lay down a few ground rules concerning banning, which is all I am going to do from now on:
- Every page blanked will constitute 400 billion months of bannage.
- Every unfunny edit will constitute 10120 days of delortion.
- Flame wars will be punished with 2 eternities worth of mega-bannage. (mega-bannage consists of being banned + having an article that makes fun of them getting featured)
- Every day, a random user will be banned for whatever my ban-dice lands on times 209 thousand years just so that there's some consistency.
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I just wanted to lay some ground rules so that you're not surprised when you're banned tomorrow. I'm bored, okay? I had to write SOMETHING! • <-> (Dec 2) @ 20:58
- I'd like to request that your first act as admin be to ban Codeine, who, as we all know, is a fucking asshole.[1] – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 21:04 Dec 02, 2007
PENALTYPENALTYPENALTY SKULLTHUMPERSKULLTHUMPERSKULLTHUMPER OFFSIDES.OFFSIDES.OFFSIDES. 404040 YARDS.YARDS.YARDS. SECONDSECONDSECOND DOWNDOWNDOWN • <-> (Dec 2) @ 21:24
- Somebody's bored. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 22:01, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
YELLOWYELLOWYELLOW FLAGFLAGFLAG BOOMERBOOMERBOOMER SAYING IM BORED.SAYING IM BORED.SAYING IM BORED. 111 YARD.YARD.YARD. NINTHNINTHNINTH DOWNDOWNDOWN • <-> (Dec 2) @ 22:08
What? But you're a n00b! Oh, no, wait, I'm an 0ldb. Forgot for a moment. -- Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:34, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
- I'm a young oldb. • <-> (Dec 3) @ 01:19
- Ya rit n00b! That goes for both of you! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:24, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
- ↑ For permabanning IPs.