Forum:Uncyclopedia Sucks. It isn't funny anymore. The Star Wars Article Sucks now.

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I hate this place. Hate it. Period. The article I created was deleted. "Unfunny Gamecruft." Fuck this shithole. I'm not coming back. It used to be cool, but now this place isn't worth the bandwidth. I'm outta here. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by SWJS (talk • contribs)

Cool. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:43, Aug 14

o bai. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 21:43 Aug 14, 2008

Also, if you don't care, why bother to say so? Actually you really do care eh? MrN  Fork you! 21:48, Aug 14

I didn't. I was saying goodbye. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 22:30 Aug 14, 2008

Pox? It was deleted because it failed VFD. If you'd like, I can move it under your userpage, so that you can work on it. Tip: lists are bad, as are random mentions of memes. Lose the Chuck Norris reference and the last half of the page and it wouldn't be too bad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:52, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

I agree, the Star Wars article is total shit now. Some fucker totally ruined it. What happened to you, Uncyclopedia? You used to be cool. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:20, Aug 15

Also: UN:W'd. Yeah, that's right, I just turned that into a verb. Past tense, bitch. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:22, Aug 15

Meh. I still don't feel guilty about nominating that page for deletion. It was crap, I mean, look at the shit that I came up with in my first attempts at articles. Chocolate Rain 01:27, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

I can't even show you a couple of my first attempts at articles. pillow talk 05:23, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Also: the Ireland page has turned into shit. Chocolate Rain 01:31, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Since we're whoring, the article on The Men in Blood-Stained Overcoats Who Stay Out of Sight, Waiting For Just the Right Moment used to be awesome. Whoever's been writing it now has shit for brains.   Le Cejak • <14:30, 16 Aug 2008>

People, please!

We all know deep down that Uncyclopedia is shit. I'm just glad that SWJS had the balls to come out and say it. We've been fooling ourselves for too long. Frankly, we're the worst. The worst! The only mistakes that SWJS made were: thinking that Uncyc used to be cool and that it used to be worth the bandwidth. It was never either. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:59, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Sooo not Uncyclopedia...

Amen. --Velosi-T 03:12, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

When were we ever the "cool" people? I always thought the retards on Encyclopedia Dramatica were the "cool" and "trendy" ones (see their Conservapedia article...), with their "hippity-hop music and their jeans that show their ass all the time...kids these days... Chocolate Rain 03:23, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

I think it all went downhill when that Savethemooses guy left. He rocked. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 11:04, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

What do you mean I'm not running unopposed?--<<>> 11:28, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

Aww

What happened to our Human Resources department? We used to be so cool when they used to deal with these issues. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 16:58, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

For what it's worth

If you have problems with article quality here then the solution is to write better articles. --Hrodulf 15:24, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

The Russian version

The Russian version of Uncyclopedia (Absurdopedia) have this problem too. And the Ukrainian version not. Yet. ||WTFU 15:28, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Y'all biscuit heads!

I'm the lyrabolical Coach Z! I like ointments topical most-ly!

I thought this place was content free?

It's becoming too much like an unfunny retarded ripoff of Uncyclopedia. Ever since this place started getting policies it hasn't been funny at all. 99.9% off the articles that were funny are pure shit now. I'm glad i printed off the Old Star Wars Article. The Que-Gon-Gin joke was hilarious. So was everything else. --SWJS: The All Knowing Destroy All Humans! Nerd(Cortex Scan) 23:35, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

Wow, we have policies NOW? It used to be much crazier. --Chronarion 07:09, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

OMG! It's Chron! Sign my chest, Chron! Woo! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:23, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

We have policies? Where?! (grabs the Huffmaster 3000) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 23:39 Aug 18, 2008

Oh they're there, and Over there, and OH MY GOD WHAT'S THAT?! *swipes the huffmaster 3000* DIE POLICIES! *doesn't know how to use it and huffs myself* --SWJS: The All Knowing Destroy All Humans! Nerd(Cortex Scan) 02:58, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

True! All true! Why are we such a rip off of Uncyclopedia? Man, I wish we were as cool as those guys. Anyways, like I said, whatever dick went and rewrote the Star Wars page, someone should totally ban him. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:25, Aug 19

I would LOVE to ban that guy! I ban him every night... in my dreams   Le Cejak • <2:32, 19 Aug 2008>

Sounds kinky. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:35, Aug 19

I won't be IGNORED, Led!   Le Cejak • <2:36, 19 Aug 2008>

Umm, I, *ahem* uhh....uuhhhh......... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:38, Aug 19

Done. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:21, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

Hey

I bet all the people who post these threads compulsively check for replies every 10 minutes. Don't you? Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff.. 18:48, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

No. We've got time machines, which allow us to appear as though we never leave. Mine broke. Stupid, cheap, Motomaster-brand time machine! Damn you, Canadian Tire! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 44:21, 19 August 2079 (GMT)