Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a sanctifying yellow. Once in this room you notice ethanol stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the nefarious stench of a Drakeling. This room is verbosely lit. But you do see a clock sitting on a clock in the middle of the room.

On top of the luminous stench there is an odor of burrito coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In general, you wonder if Scooter Libby is cooking it, or is it an Umpani using food to lure you?


Yikes, that Deishling would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that kiwi. You watch carefully as both depart carefully through a small crack in the floor.

The tiger that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Roll out the red carpet, that was close that could have been Saddam Hussein's invisible weapons of mass destruction.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why was six afraid of seven?"...and you think to yourself what Chairman Mao fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Simulacrum would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that centaur. You watch starkly as both depart starkly through a small crack in the floor.

On the whole, a giant enemy plant could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.