Henry Simmons

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“Who’s Henry Simmons?”

~ Anybody living in 2010 or after

Henry Oswald Simmons, Jr. (born July 1, 1970) is an american Actor. He is known for wasting his career in Bobcat Goldthwait movies.

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Career: Pre 2009[edit]

Simmons portrayed Detective Baldwin Jones the ABC police drama NYPD Blue from 2000 to 2005. In 2006 he started playing as boring characters no one knew the name of, but they are still in our memories... somewhere... probably...

Career: 2009[edit]

In 2009, Simmons wanted to ruin his career, so he started staring in Bobcat Goldthwait movies. Goldthwait would have him play a stereotypical basketball playing jerk. Simmons agree to it and then it killed his career.