HowTo talk:Eat with chopsticks

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Very funny! Great work people :) ~ Mistress of the Clow ~ Cardcaptor Stacey Icons-flag-gb.png Snoopy.gif [Talk] [Work] [Uncyclopedia Fanlisting] 17:36, 22 September 2006

Why is this still "under construction?" It's funny as shit! Jboyler 06:34, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

From Pee Review[edit]

Another article I wrote, no images as of yet, but I'm working on some. please leave your comments. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 13:56, 14 September 2006 (UTC)

Needs more Chinese --NXWave 17:54, 14 September 2006 (UTC)
"no-sticks method" is the two-finger chopstick method in which the finger to food interface is dispensed with. The fore finger and the food finger are now used to pick up food and drop it in the mouth before it drops on the floor. needs more slapstick i think. of course imgs are missing but you'll be adding them. -- mowgli 11:02, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
I've found a pretty funny image on flickr, http://www.flickr.com/photos/xcaballe/9740966/ - it is creative commons. Quality is pretty bad but we could also recreate it from scrach in potatochop if required. --Tt22 01:51, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
I've uploaded that very image and added it to the article - it's simple enough and gets the point across without added work - David Gerard 10:31, 3 October 2006 (UTC)
I declare this article good, because it lacks Uncyclopedian clichés. I like the image Tt22 proposed, it has the sort of relaxed inanity that fits well with the article. Similar diagrams and more jokes about Chinese food would further improve it. Perhaps a comparison of chopsticks from different countries (i.e. Chinese vs. Japanese chopsticks) would be funny? --Cainad | Speak with The Eye 05:51, 18 September 2006 (UTC)
also different ways of holding chopsticks -- the japanese & chinese hold it differently i think. how do the americans hold it? i do know that in russia chopsticks hold you! also some illustrations for the korrekt way of holding chopsticks must accompany the text. -- mowgli 08:40, 22 September 2006 (UTC)