Ireland (video game)

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The Troubles

1960s[edit]

Beginning[edit]

Britain: wassup areyouland, u check ur clan yet?

Areyouland: no...

Britain: well somethings happenin ther soooooo

N0rthern Areyouland strikes[edit]

Areyouland: wait, wait... northrn areyouland!

N0rthern Areyouland: yo, n00b! watcha gonna doooo

Britain: well done ma boi

N0rthern Areyouland: danks. ur awesome too.

N0rthern Areyouland: now lets kick some asss!

Britain: i no what to do

1970s[edit]

Areyouland: i see what ur doing now, u ass

*N0rthern Areyouland gains supporters in foreign players clan! (areyouland)*

Areyouland: damnit! i need help!

Areyouland: can we not escalate this?

N0rthern Areyouland: fine

1980s[edit]

L1bya joins the conflict[edit]

*L1bya has joined the server*

L1bya: i'll help u, areyouland

Areyouland: thanks!

Ulster Resistance[edit]

*UR has joined the server!*

UR: ur going down, areyouland.

*Britain sends equipment to UR!*

*UR is no longer active*

N0rthern Areyouland: GET LOST!!!!111 GET BACK TO WHERE YOU ONCE BELONGDDDD!!111 JUST GIVE UP ALREDY!1111

Areyouland: Nevrrrrr!!!!!!111

1990s[edit]

The Loyalist Volunteer Force[edit]

*LVF has joined the server!*

LVF: this servr is really glitchiii!!!11

*15 damage to Areyouland and N0rthern Areyouland*

Areyouland: what thaaaa?! now ur gonna get it!

Britain: 1v1 me, homo

*Britain sends troops to N0rthern Areyouland*

*5 damage to Areyouland*

*2 damage to LVF*

The End of the Conflict[edit]

Britain can we just end this for once already?

Britain: I'm gonna go now, this conflict should die out soon

Br1t1sh Forces are no longer idle.

Areyouland: this crap has gon for wai too long. military stalemate?

N0rthern Areyouland: k

*NO BORDERS CHANGE*

N0rthern Areyouland: was that all a waste?