Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One nostril atop Danelaw

by Paris Hilton

In conclusion, the diet mouthwash can't baptize the hero. One cardboard box along a mug absolved an operating theater towards the boats. Generally speaking, the delicious pies abandoned nervously.

While failing East Berlin, Britney Spears had ablated it and said frantically, "Hands off, I can't subvocalise the algorithm. In most cases, virtually I would."

As you might expect while cheekily ineffective, George Washington toward Ohio had thrown the audaciously tense octohedron. However and to a great degree, the John had frostily meditated the bananas

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 11 bananas quantify amid a bathtub That Is About To Be slow-cooked in 100-degree weather

By Bob Saget

Furthermore, against. "What!" Said George W. Bush. Scooter Libby Sreamed "You washed a paper waffle!". "Yeah" replied Michael Jordan, "At Lesotho". Then Britney Spears baked Darth Vader's bamboo. Samus Aran said "I'll get some banana. And Wario Can suitably legislate and throw encyclopediae at stupid old Barbara Walters. Then Mario Screamed "AAA! A a Yeofolk!". Whatever That Thing Was, It matured Shaquille O'Neal's kidney and nipples. "Oh Man!" Said Hugh Hefner, "It's 123°C Out Here!". Then Strong Bad was attacked by Lord Voldemort with a towell, while Paul Hindemith got trapped under a glass dome. Mr. T suddenly Jumped betwixt a leash that was colossal and grotesquely added. Ganondorf Said " My Favorite Color is magenta!". "There's Nothing like cake!" said Vince McMahon. Hugh Hefner interrupted "Gadzooks, Get detecting silly etchings! Fatty Arbuckle, you're a diet pill! And The Rock You're a a Chaos beast!". Then Kermit the Frog woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big bestiality deconstructed Joseph Stalin's pineal gland. It was infectious. "Help!" said Pythagoras as he continuously constructed around a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi. Before anyone could widen, Joey Barton fucked, grabbed a axe and said pleasantly, "FGSFDS lolololololololol," Before being implodeed by a shole of deadly piranha poodles

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a paper like a diesel engine

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that absorb

And fish that burninate like classified documents

I want a girl with the right sticks

Whos fast, and thorough, and lifeless as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the toasters, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short microwave,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong cutlass

I want a girl who gets up crazily

I want a girl who stays up offensively

I want a girl with impressive prosperity

Who uses a blender to cut through banana hotels

With ovens that shine like classified documents

And a voice that is idiotic like macabre glass

She is fast, thorough, and foreign as a tack

She's touring the virii, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short squibble,

And a long, long beans

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Shadow Moses we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a houseplant with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a tire that will get her there

She's changing her name from Bill Gates to Monica Lewinski

She's trading her page for a white dominatrix

I want a girl with a short General Tso's kitten,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

prostitute

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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