Pixy stix
Kids, Pixy Stix are bad. They mess you up worse than even kittens. Huffing kittens is like training for Pixy snorting. The magic dust will leave you in such a daze, you will begin to see Snowmen, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (sometimes with a broken leg), and Curious George walking around town. He may ask you for a high five. That is only the first step.
Levels of magic[edit]
The five levels of Pixy Stix snorting are as follow:
Level One Slurring of speech after 1-3 Stix, depending on tolerance.
Level Two Hallucinations of Christmas and literary-related characters.
Level Three Extreme increase in energy/adrenalin.
Level Four You have nearly reached total effed-upness. The fourth effect of snorting is...small Jewish kids will jump up and down in circles around you!
Level Five: THE FINAL So far, no one has ever reached this level of magic. It is suggested that only veteran Pixy snorters even attempt this. Make sure you have sufficient time, Rockstar Energy, and creepy back alleys to do this in.
Sports bloopers help too.
Flavors[edit]
Most commonly used:
Red — Makes you feel warm and happy.
Blue — Extremely ticklish on the nasal cavity.
Orange — It BURNS! Oh GOD ITS BURNS SO BAD!
Purple — Well, that's just silly!
Contrary to popular belief, all of the different Pixy Stix flavors are indeed the same flavor. The different tastes are a side effect induced by the bright colors and black magic.
Ingestibility[edit]
Snort it. Either do a line with a straw up nose or mouth. Beginners are advised to use oral ingestion. Vets can try nasal if they like. Sometimes, the extremely experienced may try multiple "Pixy Piles." This is when you pour multiple Stix into your hand, and snort them right up your nose, no straw at all! For a Pixy Pile, sometimes try mixing flavors — who knows the outcome!
Smoke it. This one is simple. Take an unopened stix, burn the end, and breath lightly in and out. Sometimes you must dap the lit end on tongue, which will give an immediate high. It also clears the air passage, but you may have to relight the Pixy Stix.
Swallow it. Well, eat it like its supposed to be eaten, you pussy!
ONE IS ADVISED TO USE EXTREME CAUTION WHEN SNORTING PIXY STIX. BE GRADUAL!