Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a homology pilots hardly to curate implosive cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 98 joyful air conditioners uncaringly navigating a pen up the number. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and clearly dubious history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the uncivilized elf that he is, started creating a massive shitMitsubishi of things. Then he added a pleasantly titanic blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly expensive existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily grue-like ages following its disturbingly sinister conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those rudely random adverbs and adjectives doing in my 100% spine-chilling sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately meditating existence. They would often have violently mysterious rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a shyly voluminous connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our Tom Cruise crazy religions:
- Gog, also known as loat and ewiwep, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- nanin, son of Gog[2], had to die on the melanoma because else Gog would've been occasionally incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up in our room to pee in our pants for the rest of eternity.
- Gog, or ellet as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named nigunnuy. He also told nigunnuy about the 72 white mammary glands he'd recently added to his paradise, though nigunnuy used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no Gog and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
Randomness and diet pills
Randomness and diet pills are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was navigating some diet pills, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with diet pills as with, say, bright politicians. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the towel in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Jesus duels tomato!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also paz himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of paz.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
