Meanwhile, somewhere in the Adirondacks, a young couple was expressing a long-repressed love for each other. "Oh, Hector!" exclaimed Julia. "Your lips are so soft and smoochable!"
"Please don't call me Hector," replied Joseph, "as that is not my name. However, Julia, I am also enjoying smooching you and I am glad that, save for one white-shirted douchebag, we are all alon-"